Thursday, April 30, 2009

And Speaking of Overreacting...

Mass. Senate approves pandemic flu prep bill
The Massachusetts Senate has unanimously passed a pandemic flu preparation bill that has languished in the Legislature before the recent swine flu outbreak.

The 36-0 vote today sends the measure to the House. Both branches have taken it up in past years, but have not been able to agree on the details.

No need to panic, you say? This is nothing other than prudent planning in the face of what could be a serious health crisis, you say? Well, bull, I say:
The new Senate version would allow the public health commissioner — in a public health emergency — to close or evacuate buildings, enter private property for investigations, and quarantine individuals.

If that doesn't send a chill down your spine, I don't want to know you.

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We May Have a Winner...

...in the ZOMG TEH SWINE FLU WILL KILL US ALL!!!!11111 category:



Original story here: Doc warns of gaps in state’s flu response

Holy Mary, mother of G-d. This has got to be the pants-shittingest, fear-mongeringest, blown-all-to-hell-out-of-proportionest headline I have ever seen in my entire life. "Killer flu" - there has been one reported death in the US, meaning that this flu has killed the same number of people as Ted Kennedy. Yet they don't refer to Fat Teddy as "KILLER SENATOR"...

How, praytell, does a virus that relies on a host "stalk" an entire state? Anyone want to tell me how that works? SRSLY? We're rapidly approaching the point where the TV news is MORE over-the-top than any parody wrought by "The Simpsons" or "The Family Guy" here, folks. When a simple flu mutation that's rather mild in comparison to past flu mutations is blown up into headlines of impending doom, we have serious problems.

I, for one, welcome our new porcine overlords, and wish to offer them my services in rounding up robust members of homo sapiens to toil in their truffle mines.

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For the Ultimate DIY'er...

How to make your own bacon.

How incredibly cool is it that this was originally posted on my birthday?

That is all.

Thanks to reader and commenter stretch for sending this porkalicious link to me!

WANT! WANT! WANT!!!

Have you ever come across something that, at first blush, you thought was kinda silly? Then, the more you thought about it; the more it percolated in your brain, you starting coming around?

Well, I did that on this:


Yes, that *is* exactly what you think it is - the TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow. It's based on the AR-15, costs about what a standard AR variant costs, and is completely and utterly impractical.

Needless today, I want one so badly that I think I'm gonna sell some plasma...

That is all.

Thanks to reader and commenter Sara for sending me the link in an e-mail!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Now THAT is What Friends Are For!

Alternate title: More "You Might Be A Gun Nut If"...

When you get a phone call in the middle of the day from a buddy to tell you that Wal-Mart has .380ACP in stock (and to ask if you need any), you might be a gun nut. And the mark of a true friend, indeed, that he's willing to share an ammo source in this day and age...

Thanks Bruce!

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Irony, Delicious Irony

Senator Specter Makes Comments on Senator Jeffords' Decision to Vote With Democrats on Issue of Organization

Some select comments:
Before discussing the suggestions which would be made to Senator Jeffords, we first pleaded with him, saying his change would disrupt the Senate, it would change the balance of power in the Federal Government generally, it would severely weaken the Republican Party –- of which he was a lifelong member, it would hurt his Senate friends, and likely cost many staffers to lose their jobs.

Disrupt the Senate? Like, say, handing one party a supermajority? Think that might disrupt things a little? Y'know, it was scary when the Senate rammed through the $timulus bill without reading it - the general consensus was that we needed to act, and act quickly. Now that the Dems have a bulletproof majority, will all bills be rammed through without debate or reflection?
I take second place to no one on independence voting. But, it is my view that the organizational vote belongs to the party which supported the election of a particular Senator. I believe that is the expectation. And certainly it has been a very abrupt party change, although they have occurred in the past with only minor ripples, none have caused the major dislocation which this one has.

Gee, that went right out the window, eh Arlen? Glad to see your principles mean so little.
When the Democrats urged me to switch parties some time ago, I gave them a flat "no." I have been asked in the last several days if I intended to switch parties. I have said absolutely not.

Just took a few years, eh? What did they offer you this time that they didn't offer you last time?
Senator Phil Gramm faced this issue when he decided to switch parties. He resigned his seat, which he had won as a Democrat, and ran for reelection as a Republican. As he told me, his last vote in January 1983 was for the Speaker of the House of Representatives, and he voted for Tip O'Neill with the view that he was elected as a Democrat and should vote that way on organizational control. Even though, he intended to become a Republican and would have preferred another person to be Speaker. To repeat, I intend to propose a Senate rule which would preclude a change in control of the Senate when a Senator decides to vote with the opposing party for organizational purposes.

That, sir, is how one changes parties. With class, style, and consideration for the party that got you to your position of power in the first place. Not dumping them because you don't think you'll win the next election, you ethically-challenged shyster.
This week's events raise very profound questions for the governance of our country as well as the operation of the Senate. I intend to press a rule change which would preclude a recurrence of this situation and will be discussing with my colleagues the whole idea of inducements as an incentive for a party switch.

It's unfortunate no one in the Republican leadership thought to invoke the "Specter Rule Change" when it came to your sorry ass, Arlen. Then again, the GOP might need you, but they sure as hell don't want you.

Enjoy your thirty pieces of silver, asshole; you're gonna need 'em.

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Random Ramblings...

Oh, a whole bunch of little snippets bouncing around inside my brain today...

  • So, not only did the White House know about and plan the 747 fly-by, they actively THREATENED NY officials with sanctions if they wouldn't divulge plans? WTF?

  • It was 93ºF outside my house yesterday evening when I got home from work. It was 45ºF this morning when I left for the gym. Nearly 50º drop in 12 hours. Impressive.

  • We have our first confirmed death from swine flu here in the US. Expect the media to crank the hysteria up to 11...

  • In the "holy crap, I didn't expect THAT" department, a 17 year old hiker who was lost for three days on Mount Washington was found safe and sound. It should surprise no one that he is an Eagle Scout.

  • Inane article about the "rift" between "Cadillac" Deval and the MA legislature aside, the picture of ol' "Cadillac" at the link is priceless...

  • And, lastly, just because I like seeing, the Boston Globe could be shutting down as early as Friday. Here's the kicker: their very existence is depending on negotiations with labor unions. The schadenfreude, she is strong here...

"May you live in interesting times" indeed.

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So Teh Awesome!

I do not know how I've managed to live this long without one of these babies:

Yes, that is exactly what it looks like - a bayonet that attachs to the equipment rail on a handgun. Talk about something that's as useless as tits on a bull... That thing barely looks like it could skewer a Teletubby, let alone a Pokemon...

And yes, I did buy one...

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End of the Innocence...

Well, it was bound to happen.

"Dad, I have a question for you."

"Sure thing buddy, what's up?"

"You always tell me the truth, right?"

[slight pause]

"Of course, pal. What's on your mind?"

"The Easter Bunny's not real, is it?"

[oh crap]

Yep. The Boy no longer believes in the Easter Bunny. He thought that the story sounded a little hinky, and the scuttlebutt in the schoolyard got him to thinking... We've asked him to not ruin it for his sister; I will be amazed if we make it through next Easter, though - he can't resist teasing her, and this is a big 'un.

In a way, it's a relief. As the kids get older, they get a lot more inquisitive. Every year gets a little more difficult than the previous to perpetuate the myth; every year we spend the entire holiday season thinking "Is this the last year?"

So far, it doesn't appear to have spread - he hasn't asked about Santa or the Tooth Fairy. Yet. Time will tell if he puts two and two together - I'm figuring he will, but he'll keep his mouth shut to get the loot... We'll continue the charade as long as BabyGirl G. believes; however long that will last, though, remains to be seen.

Another childhood milestone reached; another myth shattered on the floor like a dropped plate. In some ways, you want them to stay young and innocent forever; in others, it's a relief to know they're growing up, becoming more inquisitive and more resourceful in gathering information. I'm torn between sadness that my little baby boy no longer believes in the simple magic of the holiday and elation that he figured it out on his own in a mature manner.

In any case, buddy, the Easter Bunny is every bit as real as you want him to be.

That is all.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Shocker...

Specter says he intends to switch to Democratic party
WASHINGTON (CNN) – Veteran Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter told colleagues Tuesday he intends to switch from the Republican to the Democratic party.

A Specter party switch would give Democrats a filibuster-proof Senate majority of 60 seats if Al Franken holds his current lead in the disputed Minnesota Senate race.

The only question is, what took him so long?

Remember, this is the person that George "Extreme Right Wing" Bush took great pains to support during his re-election campaign in 2004... And don't let that "filibuster-proof majority" keep you awake at night or anything. I would, however, expect sales of Rolaids and Ambien to skyrocket...

That is all.

Gunnie Funnies...

Yesterday over at the Gunblogger Conspiracy (where all the cool kids hang out), I was recounting a humorous exchange from my recent new shooter outing:

The second firearm I offer my new shooters is my Smith & Wesson Model 422 .22LR semi-autoloader (first being the Smith & Wesson Model 17 .22LR revolver). It's currently wearing an inexpensive BSA red dot sight, which I carefully sighted in last month for just such an event. The Model 17 is accurate enough on its own; the 422 with the sight is a decent second choice.

One thing I've learned with new shooters is that they can be pretty darn competitive - if I toss up a standard target with bullseye/X-ring, I've had new shooters express disappointment if they fail to hit the "X" ring every time. Hell, *I* can't hit the "X" ring every time! I like to use a standard paper plate as the first target, with the goal for the new shooter to simply keep all shots on the paper plate. This removes the "bullseye focus" and gives an easier goal for the first time out.

So I hand off the 422 with red dot sight to my new shooter. I show her how to look through the sight, putting the red dot in the middle of the scope for targeting. It was a bright, sunny day, and acquiring the red dot took a little doing, so we turned the power up to maximum.

Well, for whatever reason, red dot sights go up to power setting 11. Without missing a beat, she turns to me and says, perfect deadpan,
"These go to eleven".


Heh. We lol'd...

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Let Me Get This Straight...

The White House AUTHORIZED a photo-op involving a large jet plane and a fighter escort flying low over the New York skyline? Honest?



I wonder what other stunts the White House has planned?

  • Simulated small aircraft attack on US Navy ships off Hawaii.
  • Naval submarine target practice on old warship off England's coast.
  • Nuclear weapon testing off the coast of Japan.
  • Suspicious explosion amidships off the Cuban coast
  • Unplanned demolition of barracks in middle East

Just how freakin' tone-deaf *IS* this administration, anyhow?

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Planning Ahead...

Given that range time is like gold (or ammo) these days, it behooves me to do a little bit of planning for future range sessions. I have to put the Hi-Power through its paces in an honest-to-goodness Range Report; I've got at least three new shooter outings coming up in the next couple of months; I need to sight in the new scope on the Bushmaster; and I need to shoot the Colt Frontier for a Range Report as well.

And at some point I should probably practice with some carry pieces as well...

It's one of the reasons I want to get .22LR conversion kits for my Gold Cup and my G30 - with the kits, I can shoot at night in the indoor range at my gun club (and for a fraction of the centerfire cost). If I can find a J-frame .22LR, I can bring that as well for a true carry gun training session (with the 1911 thrown in because, well, it's a 1911...).

I know I should be shooting more. I should be practicing the basics more; I should be practicing with my defensive arms more; ideally I'd love to get into one of the action pistol disciplines this year as well. Unfortunately, time is at an absolute premium for the foreseeable future, and I'm going to need to really keep my focus just to get to the range a couple times a month (which is far less than I'd like to be going).

I don't want to be known as "minute-of-berm" all my life, you know...

That is all.

Monday, April 27, 2009

AFT...

GM goes for broke
As part of new plan, taxpayers and unions would own majority of automaker. Company unveils more cuts in jobs and dealers in bid to avoid bankruptcy.

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- General Motors announced plans Monday to cut 23,000 U.S. jobs by 2011, drop its storied Pontiac brand and slash 40% of its dealer network in its latest bid to stay out of bankruptcy.


Let's see. They still have Buick, GMC, Hummer, and Saab to jettison and then they might have a chance. At the very least, kill Buick and GMC. There is simply no reason for these brands to exist anymore. Even by letting Pontiac die - and it's about 15 years too late in coming - they're not cutting deep enough. They're still clinging to the namesakes of a bygone era in the hopes of roping in folks who remember "back in the day".


Now, don't get me wrong. The Y-job was visionary. The deuce-and-a-quarter the poor man's Caddy. The GSX ruled the streets. And the Grand National was an ass-kicking hunk of Detroit iron in a decade filled with utter crap. But that was over 20 years ago. Now they've got three models; two sedans and a mid-sized SUV. There is, quite simply, no reason whatsoever for this brand to exist.


And GMC... What possible purpose is served by keeping this brand alive? Combining GMC and Chevy truck sales would position GM towards dethroning the F-150 as the best-selling light truck on the market, a marketing coup to be certain. They hype the GMC models - identical in all but badging to the Chevys - as the "professional grade" models; they could certainly offer that as an option on the Chevy series and save a fortune on dealerships, marketing, etc.


Kill at least Buick and GMC. and I say this as someone that has owned both Buicks and GMCs...


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The Surest Sign...

I think the surest sign that a new and "improved" version of the Assault Weapons Ban is on the horizon is that the media keeps telling us how much of a non-issue it is... Of course, with shelves at local retailers running empty on ammo and Firehand's account of a gun show where .380 ACP was selling for $80/100 rounds, they may not actually have to enact a ban. $80 for 100 rounds. That's more expensive than .30-30 hunting rounds...

Pay no attention to the water temperature, my fellow amphibians...

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As Predictable as Death and...

...if it's the state of Massachusetts, taxes.

House Speaker Robert A. DeLeo today plans to push a 1.25 percent sales tax increase, which would bring the state's 5 percent sales tax to 6.25 percent, and bring in an estimated $900 million in new revenue.

He wants to dedicate about $275 million to transportation - a maneuver designed to avoid increasing the state's gas tax, as Governor Deval Patrick has proposed, according to a State House source briefed on the plan and a briefing document obtained by the Globe.

Okay, raise your hand if you honestly think that raising the sales tax to 6¼% will alleviate the desire to raise the tax on gas in MA. No takers, eh? Now just why d'ya think that is? Maybe because MA politicians - even more than politicians elsewhere - never met a tax increase they didn't like?

What slays me is that the comments on that story. Over and over, cries and threats of "VOTE THEM OUT" are splayed across the screen. Yet, as sure as the sun rises in the east, 99% of these hacks will be voted right back into office with overwhelming majorities in the next election. The people have gotten used to taxing Peter to pay Paul, a maneuver that almost always has the approval of Paul.

It may surprise people to learn I don't really oppose this measure - but then again, I live less than 10 miles from tax-free New Hampshire...

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Chick Magnet...

Guys, looking to get attention from the ladies? Try a guaranteed "chick magnet":



That's me and The Boy heading out for a ride together (file photo used from last year). Took him out for his first ride of the season this past Saturday, and man, every single time I put my boot down it seemed like we were getting attention from the fairer sex... I mean, we even got waved at!

Hell, if I'd known that's all it took, I'd have borrowed a kid years ago... ;)

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Wow...

The Globe really straps on the ol' kneepads for 0bama:

Amid war, recession, Obama presses on

Some select quotes:
But the vast majority of Americans still believe, according to polls, confident that the heavy work of the first three months will succeed in stimulating the economy while making meaning ful progress on improving national healthcare, reversing climate change, and restoring the country's image in the world.

"Vast majority"? Excuse me? I'm going to have to pull out the "put up or shut up" card here - let's see your evidence that the "vast majority" of Americans think 0bama's plans will succeed - especially with recent polls showing less than half believing the country is headed in the right direction.
Obama's actions have been so transformative - taking over governance of entire industries, changing regulations that touch most Americans directly - that his administration almost has to be a milestone, for good or ill.

Yes, America turning to full-fledged socialism is a milestone of sorts. Of course, a president could also declare full nuclear war on Russia, leading to complete and total destruction of the human race, which would also be "transformative" and "a milestone". Offer some analysis rather than soundbites, please.
Starting with the transition, Obama wisely prepared his supporters, so expectant of instant change, for a much longer haul. And his personal discipline - so different from Bill Clinton - and deliberate, well-spoken ways - so different from George W. Bush - have created an air of quiet diligence around himself and his administration.

You have *got* to be kidding me. Has anyone listened to this clown stammer on and on? Uh... uh... uh... Or watched him read the wrong thing on the teleprompter? This is "well-spoken"??? An "air of quiet diligence"?? Do they even know what that word means in this context? 0bama has "prepared his supporters"? How? What the hell does that even mean?
Obama's self-confidence has allowed him to let Congress take the lead on healthcare and climate change, two areas that were central to his campaign; he has resisted establishing his own task forces, like Clinton, or trying to impose his own will, like Bush.

Now it's a virtue that he's sitting back and let others do the work - and take the heat - for initiatives he promised to spearhead? Let's see this for what it is: the Boston Globe is suggesting that doing nothing is a positive attribute in a new president. Yeah. Get back to me on how that's gonna work when the president has an (R) next to his name...
In casting his refinancing of mortgage debt as a return to traditional lending, his spending programs as long-term investments, and his intervention into business as a curb on reckless speculation, Obama makes liberal programs sound conservative.

Uh, no. Hell no. Government intrusion into banking and housing markets is not conservative. Hell, it's even barely Republican. The Globe has, in this sentence, managed to completely argue 180º from reality. 0bama's heady rush to socialism is in direct opposition to conservative calls for limited government; his spending is so far removed from anything even resembling financial conservatism. One almost has to wonder if the Globe even realizes how silly it sounds...
To protect himself, Obama included in his budget some modestly painful cuts and plans to raise revenues, as he sought to convey the notion that he could be a responsible guardian of the spending spigot. Farm subsidies, many policymakers agreed, were ripe for cuts; only the beneficiaries seemed to think the nation's farm policy was working well.

Wow. Just wow. They find the one thing he's even hinted might get cut and simply gloss over the massive tax increases that are going to be needed to fund his utopian socialist ideals. Yeah. That's "conservative" in the Globe's fawning adoration of 0bama.
Foreign policy is another source of potential vulnerability. In moving to quickly implement his priorities from the campaign - assigning top-level envoys to the biggest problems, while sending conciliatory signals to some entrenched adversaries - he has arguably laid the groundwork for future success.

And alienated allies, sucked up to dictators, and projected massive weakness to our enemies and those that would do us harm. We've shuttered Gitmo, apologizing for detaining known terrorists, and wrung our hands over measures that have produced valuable information needed to protect American lives. Oh, and bowed to a foreign potentate.
Now Markey and other Democrats who lived through a quarter-century of intermittent Republican domination are hopeful that Obama will emerge as their equivalent of Ronald Reagan, an epochal figure who keeps voters aligned with his party for the long term.

100 days in, and they're already comparing 0bama to the man who won the Cold War? You're joking. To say nothing of the fact that if the media had cast 1/10th the critical eye on 0bama that they turned on Reagan, he'd have run back to Chicago by Day Three. The coverage of 0bama - since Day One - has, for the overwhelming part, been nothing short of fawning. The media has completely and utterly failed to perform even the most cursory of "journalism" when it comes to his background, his plans, or his policies. Had 0bama faced even the most basic scrutiny, they'd realize his name doesn't even belong in the same sentence with Reagan's. Well, not without a negative in between...

With "coverage" as slanted, stilted, and stunted as this, is it any wonder that the Globe is staring down the barrel of oblivion?

That is all.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Envious...

The 2A Blog Bash in Phoenix is coming up in a few weeks, and the list of attendees is quite impressive indeed. It's a veritable "Who's Who" in the gun blogosphere, from the educational Anarchangel, to the World's Most Dangerous Librarian, all the way to TD, alan, and most of the Gunblogger Conspiracy Crew.

Man, it sure would be sweet to attend...

Many factors contributed to my decision not to attend, the first and foremost being that our impending Disney trip has sucked most of the discretionary income out of the G. budget. The Saturday of the meeting is the yearly fundraising drive for our Cub Scout Pack, and it's generally poor form for the Cubmaster to miss the largest (and only) money-making event; even poorer to attend an NRA/2A event (I'm in MA, remember...) Not to mention Phoenix is a helluva long drive from MA, which would really necessitate me getting on an airplane - both expense and fear being a limiting factor...

But, as the expression goes, excuses are like assholes; everyone's got one, and even your own stinks...

Thinking about my true reasons for not attending, I'm struck by the same sort of apprehension that Breda writes about today. There's a good number of folks on the attendees list I've been reading for years; people whose writing and knowledge I respect and enjoy. Sure, it'd be cool as hell to listen to Kevin Baker pontificate, or to meet Sebastian and Bitter, or find a range somewhere with Cowboy Blob.

Who the hell am I to think I can run with the big dogs?

That is all.

A New Day...

We're supposed to get unseasonably warm weather today - reports are that we might break 80º today and tomorrow - which is a very welcome change. It's been below average since, well, pretty much December, starting with a hellacious ice storm and turning into one of the snowiest winters on record. Our "spring", one month in, has been cold, rainy, and otherwise subpar as well; and as usually happens, we go straight from winter to summer.

But today is supposed to be absolutely gorgeous, and we intend to make the most of it...

BabyGirl G. is starting T-ball today; her coach e-mailed us and informed us of practice yesterday (they have even less organization than the Cub Scouts!*g*). She's excited, being one of only two girls on the entire time (gonna have to keep an eye on that!), mostly about finally getting her chance to play - she's been involved in games of "catch" between her brother and I, but the focus has been on The Boy. Until now...

With any kind of luck, I'll even get a chance to take The Boy out for a ride on the Harley...

Life is pretty good.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Dream Job?

Not quite my cup 'o' tea, but for those out there with the sea in your blood and a visceral hatred of pirates in your veins, this might be the perfect job:

WORLDWIDE VESSEL AND AIRCRAFT EXTRACTION AND PROTECTION SERVICES
Whether you're a mortgagee, owner, charterer or insurer, Vessel Extractions, LLC ("VessEx") can free your ships and aircraft from difficult situations. Our experienced team of master mariners, crewmen, and aircraft pilots can recover your valuable assets from virtually any location in the world and return them to your rightful possession. Our unique service, operated by experienced mariners, aviators, and maritime lawyers, can maximize your recovery while minimizing your risk.

Weer'd? Paul? Bob? Anyone want a stab at this?

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Friday Fun Thread: Top Ten Death Traps...

Yesterday I put out a plea for help - and y'all came through in spades, yielding several more weeks of excellent Friday lists. This week's suggestion came from Sir Limerick:
Top 10 deathtraps?

So here goes!

1. Ford Pinto. Well, duh. Cars that explode when hit from behind gain automatic entry to the list. Given that the Pinto is arguably the single best known example of this engineering fail, it makes #1 quite handily...

2. Chevrolet Corvair. The car that catapulted Ralph Nader from "Crazy crank with an axe to grind" to "potential presidential candidate who looks like he pulls his suits out of a Pringles can" in "Unsafe at Any Speed" has to be at the top of the list.

3. Suzuki Samurai. Ah, no nostalgic trip through the late 1980s would be complete without the dramatic footage of the "poor man's Jeep" rolling over in a tight turn. Having ridden in one of these "vehicles", I'd offer that the danger was overblown, as the likelihood of it getting up sufficient speed to be dangerous was unlikely...

4. Chevrolet Caprice. The fourth generation Caprice had a significant design flaw - the seat belt anchors were located on the doors. This lead to cases where high-speed frontal collisions - such as those sustained by police cars, which the Caprice was used for - would eject the driver from the vehicle because they were wearing their seatbelt.

5. Toyota Previa. Toyota's second attempt at the minivan (dubbed "The Egg", which replaced the first generation DX which was affectionately known as "The Toaster") had significant safety issues in crash tests, particularly with the A pillar shearing and the entire body crumpling...

6. Ford Bronco II. In the furor brought about by the Samurai's rollover propensity, it came to light that the Ford Bronco II was actually worse in the rollover department. Fortunately, they were most often in the shop for other repairs and therefore didn't affect too many people...

7. Buick Rendezvous. Dubbed by Forbe's as the "most dangerous SUV", the Rendezvous was rated as Forbe's Magazine's Most Dangerous Car because of its poor performance in crash tests - three out of five stars, which is practically rolling death on wheels in the land of the five star rating...

8. Chevrolet Aveo. Ranked by Forbe's as the most dangerous car of 2009, once again, unacceptable crash test data damn Chevy's smallest offering. This is really a placeholder, though, for a good number of small cars on the road that just don't fare well in crashes with other, larger vehicles.

9. Chevrolet Corvette. The 'Vette makes the list because it has been ranked as the vehicle that has the highest percentage of deaths of any model. This is a somewhat misleading statistic, as the Corvette's sales numbers are dwarfed by, say, the Accord. The Corvette puts world-class performance and power into a package that, only 5-6 years used, is affordable to just about any turkey with a license...

10. Ford Explorer. Another "rollover" victim; however this one more due to dealerships manipulating tire pressure for a more car-like ride than actual design. The predominance of the Explorer on the roadways made it a ripe target for a scare campaign, especially as an eeeevil SUV...




So there's my list of dangerous cars. Some may or may not have been unfairly targeted, basing the "unsafe" rating on theoretical crash ratings and/or improper presentation. Some have real world data backing up the unsafe moniker. In any case, great care and caution should be taken when approaching one of these dangerous beasts, as they are known to strike without provoca- oh, never mind, that's the wolverine...

So, once again I ask, what did I miss?

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Simple Solution...

Accused ‘Craigslist Killer' on suicide watch
BOSTON -- Philip Markoff, the man accused of being the "Craigslist Killer," was reportedly placed on suicide watch Thursday after correction officers found shoelace marks on his neck, according to 7NEWS sources.

Law enforcement sources said that Markoff had been moved from the general population at Boston's Nashua Street jail to a segregated unit.

There is a very simple - and elegant - solution to this dilemma: Leave 'im with 20-30 feet of rope, shut the cameras off, come back in an hour. If he's failed to do the right thing, make sure his "escape" fails - ideally in a hail of bullets that make NY cops go "DAMN!"...

Put him down like the rabid animal that he is, post haste please...

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Friday Gun Pr0n #108

Heh. Got myself a birthday present:

Colt New Frontier


Picked this up in a trade for ammo and some pre-ban magazines. When I saw the picture listed, with the case-hardened frame, I had to make it mine. I had divested of my single action revolvers a couple years ago, with the sale of my Ruger Super Blackhawk. I'd had a Single Six with the .22 Magnum cylinder as well, and sold it when I got the Model 17.

But now I've got the Marlin Model 39A, so naturally I needed a companion SA .22LR revolver, right?

That is all.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Help!

Quick... I need a good automotive-related Top Ten List suggestion for tomorrow... Cars, trucks, motorcycles, lawn mowers... I'm fresh out of ideas and getting my @$$ kicked too hard to think today...

Thanks!

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Turnabout... Fair Play... History Begins Yesterday...

Oh, to live in interesting times...

Democrats push for torture inquiry
Democrats are seizing on a newly declassified report on harsh interrogations conducted by the military of terror suspects to push for a full inquiry of the Bush administration's use of what critics call torture.

The 232-page report released Tuesday by the Senate Armed Services Committee concluded that the military's use of interrogation tactics -- such as stripping detainees, placing them in stressful body positions, and depriving them of sleep -- were authorized at the top levels of the Bush administration, including Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

There's a world of debate opened up here: Should we use torture? What if the torture produced results? Does what really happened qualify as torture? That's not my issue here; that's a discussion to be tabled for later.

What I find intriguing is the calls, urgent and frequent, from our "friends" on the left side of the political aisle for prosecutions of Bush administration officials for acts related to this development:
UPDATE: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today also endorsed the establishment of a formal "truth commission" to investigate Bush administration anti-terrorism policies, including an examination of the Justice Department lawyers who wrote the memos justifying the interrogations, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.

The release last week of the four Justice Department memos has re-energized the push for an investigation or possible prosecution. "Our members are upset about it," Pelosi said of Democrats.

Flash back with me to 1994, when Bill Clinton re-authorized the Office of the Independent Counsel, an office created ideally to investigate wrongdoing in the Executive Branch in the wake of the Watergate scandal and - prior to 1998 - most infamous for producing Lawrence Walsh and the Iran/Contra brouhaha investigating President Reagan and Vice President Bush. Clinton reauthorized the OIC that George HW Bush had let lapse in his waning days in office.

Yeah, the Democrats thought that the OIC was a swell and dandy idea - until Ken Starr came along.

Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it - does 0bama have the political will to subject himself and his retread Clinton administration to the possibility of prosecution down the road should the Republicans ever retake the Oval office? I doubt it - one need look no further than the Waco incident to realize that the Clintons don't want light shone on their administration. To say nothing of the travesty that was the "9/11 Commission" - Jamie Gorelick was *on* the panel, rather than subpeonaed to testify in front of it??

I don't see it happening. I don't think they've got the political will. But... Saw on the news this morning about 0bama's approval rating and the direction of the country. The news stated that 48% thought the US was headed in the right direction, and 44% thought it wasn't. The headline? A majority of Americans think the US is headed in the right direction. As long as 0bama has the media in his hip pocket, he'll continue to blunder along blindly, grandstanding for his netroots buddies and political hacks.

And we will all suffer for it...

That is all.

Rationing...

Much is being made of a recent decision by Wal-Mart to start rationing ammo sales. The general consensus is that this is a bad idea, in that we should be able to buy however much ammo we want at a given time. Others disagree, with the idea that rationing allows more people to buy ammo. Many wonder why, exactly, Wal-Mart (and Dick's Sporting Goods as well, apparently) have chosen to limit ammo sales, under the premise that they're going to sell it all anyways; what difference does it make whether they sell all 50 boxes to one person or 25 people?

It's very simple: repeat business is good, and impulse shopping is better.

One thing you can say for the folks that run Wally World, they're sharp business people. It's a near-certainty that, with ammo as scarce as it is and folks checking in daily, sales have gone up across the board in the entire store. This is because people walk in with the intention of seeing if there's any ammo for sales, and remembering that they need to pick up a pound of coffee, a car battery, or a new pair of hiking boots while they're in the store.

Getting people in the store is the holy grail of retail. And with the ammo shortage, Wal-Mart's just about parked the bus outside the Ark of the Covenant here... Tortured metaphor aside, basically Wal-Mart is extending the in-store time folks spend by making them make multiple trips to the store (or store locations) as they're only able to buy two boxes of ammo at a time. Rather than driving to three different stores hoping one has ammo in stock, now we'll drive to three different stores to buy two boxes at each location...

It's genius, plain and simple.

I applaud the thought that went into this decision - while the gunnie in me is pissed that I'm *still* going to have to drive all over hell and creation to find ammo, the sales & marketing guy in me has to nod approvingly at the concept.

That is all.

Tech Bleg...

So, we have a conundrum in the G. household.

It has become readily apparent that having one (functioning) computer is not going to cut it. The ancient computer in the office has pretty much given up the ghost, requiring extensive reformatting and/or rehabbing before it's even marginally working again, and given that the monitor is ten years old, it's just not worth investing time, money, or effort into saving this machine (it's about seven years old at this point).

The big question, then, is what to get for an upgrade.

There are several options up for consideration:
  1. New desktop
  2. Second laptop
  3. Notebook (Eee or similar)
  4. Blackberry or similar portable PDA-based device

Each have their pros and cons, and we're having a devil of a time choosing which option will suit us best.

Getting a new desktop has the disadvantages of anchoring us to the office - we love the portability of the current laptop - as well as requiring more work setting up and maintainence. The only real advantage is that we can get more performance for the same dollar. A second laptop is another possibility - BJs Warehouse has a Compaq with about the same specs as our current 6 month old Toshiba for $400. Pretty hard to beat that. The thinking with a second laptop is that we can move the Toshiba - with it's unwieldy 17" screen - to the office as our "permanent" PC and keep the newer, smaller laptop in the kitchen.

The other two options are the more portable ones, the notebook PC and the Blackberry. This is a fundamental split, too - do we opt for a second full power computer, or merely a tool with which to access the internet? There's really two questions that we need to answer with regards to our current needs: 1. Do we need a full-power second computer; and if so, do we want laptop or desktop? and 2. If we don't need a full-power computer, do we want a notebook or PDA-type device?

The advantages of the Notebook-style computer (Eee or similar) are that they are lower-priced than even the cheapest laptop; their smaller size makes for significantly increased portability; and increased battery life. Disadvantages are the reduced functionality vs. a laptop (i.e. no built-in DVD drive, etc.) and concommitant need for more externals (numeric keypad, DVD drive, etc.). The Blackberry, admittedly a dark horse candidate, has the advantages of being free (one of those free phone upgrade deals) as well as covered by the phone insurance policy for breakage. It's also the only option that is always connected - while you pay dearly for the connectivity, with the Blackberry option we're always able to access the internet. No need to roam around looking for wifi hotspots. Disadvantages are significant, though - it requires a $30/month service (!!!) and the teeny tiny keys mean that it won't be as useful as a second computer.

The debate really is between the "second laptop" option and the notebook. The price is pretty similar - we've seen Windows XP equipped Eees and Asus notebooks with the 1G Ram/160G HD selling for around $300, and low-end laptops running $400 - $500. Mrs. G. is leaning towards a second laptop, something a little smaller we can put in the kitchen and move the Toshiba upstairs. I'm leaning towards the notebook; thinking selfishly that I can claim it as my surfing/blogging machine. The idea of have a super small, super light machine that I can bring out into the backyard for cookout-blogging is kinda cool; additionally, with the trip to Disney looming on the horizon, I'm thinking about how beneficial it would be to have a small, inexpensive machine handy to live-blog the experience (at least to document the day's events at the end of the day).

So... What's the consensus in the blogworld collective mind?

Laptop vs. Notebook? Blackberry? Get the laptop and then get the Notebook? We need something; in a house with two school-aged kids and two grown-ups who rely on e-mail communication both professionally and interpersonally (Mrs. G. is an exec member of the PTA; I'm the Cubmaster of our Pack), having only one functional computer just doesn't work. Given the current inexpensive state of mobile computing, it just doesn't make sense to limit ourselves...

Any and all thoughts, opinions, suggestions are quite welcome...

That is all.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

New Blog!

Commenter Bob S. is now fellow blogger Bob S., having gone and taken the plunge. He says:
Just wanted to let you know that I've taken the step of becoming a blogger myself. I appreciate you posting my BAG Day purchase, seeing it up on your blog was the final straw in pulling the trigger on my own insane scribblings.

I've decided to call it 3 Boxes of B.S. - Soap Box, Ballot Box and Ammo Box --An average person's view on society, politics and firearms.

Now, I'll let Bob make the call, but that certainly sounds like I might be able to claim a third blogchild... ;) He took the highly unorthodox step of e-mailing me and telling me that he had me blogrolled - most unexpected... Were that more to follow that unusual method... ;)

So please welcome 3 Boxes of B.S. to the MArooned blogroll!

That is all.

From the Noob's Perspective...

Christine posts her impressions of our New Shooter outing this past weekend. It's in the second half of the post, but the first half is a pretty summation about one of our Boy Scouts who just reached Eagle Scout. It's a good read, and I'm just tickled pink that she had a good time shooting.

Money quote:
We shot the pants off those suckers, and that was a lot of fun. He had me go through each of guns, and I moved back and forth between the ones I liked best. He moved us up to targets, and I laughed my ass off when i hit the bullseye dead on in the center with the rifle.

I shot guns, dudes.

Heh. Yep, another person sucked in by teh eeeeevil gun lobby...

That is all.

No Coincidence...

I hope we're all planning fun ways to celebrate Lenin's birthday today...

They've been running ads on Nickelodeon and Disney pimping Earth Day. How do I know this? Well, BabyGirl G. - who watches maybe a half-hour of television a day - has been telling us, for the past three days, that we need to shut all our lights off "for one minute!" today. Nothing like a little propaganda in between live-action commercials for plastic toys made in Chinese sweatshops, eh?

On the plus side, I'm going to get them to help me pick up sticks in the yard under the pretense of "helping Mother Earth". Turnabout is fair play, beeyotches!

That is all.

YHGTBSM, Literally...

Teen soils self after deputy surprises him
CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.
I have to admit - this was the single greatest thing I read yesterday. What a birthday present - a story involving a stupid criminal getting caught in the act AND embarrassing himself at the same time. I can only hope that this young man now has a colorful new nickname "in the hood", something along the lines of "Mr. Crappy Pants" or "Adolf Shitler"...

{gigglesnort}

That is all.

Special thanks to alert reader merlin for sending me the link to this craptastic story!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Heh...

One more birthday-related post and I'm through, I promise.

Friend, reader, and commenter brad_in_ma gave me an early birthday present on Sunday when we went shooting. Knowing my love of the movie "A Christmas Story", he got me a little something that he knew I'd appreciate:

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Heh. Now comes the hard part: Where do I put this "major award"???

That is all.

Why I Carry, Part ???

BU Med Student Arrested In 'Craigslist Killing'
BOSTON (WBZ) ― A 22-year-old Boston University medical student has been arrested in connection with a woman's murder and an attempted robbery at two luxury hotels in downtown Boston.

Police identified the suspect as Philip Markoff of Quincy. Boston police Commissioner Ed Davis and Suffolk County District Attorney Dan Conley made the announcement Monday night.

Homicidal psychopaths - reason number 573 why I carry. Who's to say this guy couldn't have posted an ad for a motorcycle, children's bicycle, or any other number of items that I might be interested in? Unless and until we come up with a way to strategically excise the criminally insane - without crapping all over the Constitution *or* turning into a police state - I will continue to trust in Mssrs Smith & Wesson or Gaston for my own protection.

.45 ACP: Making undesirables re-think their line of work for over 100 years...

That is all.

Special Birthday Non-Friday Gun Pr0n!

Since it is my birthday, here's a present from me to you - non-Friday Gun Pr0n! Figured that since I was turning my favorite centerfire caliber, I'd pull out all my .38-chambered firearms and get a group shot:

How many can you name?

Just figured it out. I actually have more handguns chambered in .38 than in .22...

That is all.

This Day in History...

On this day in history, the following events were recorded:

1836 Texans led by Sam Houston defeated the Mexicans at San Jacinto, assuring Texas' independence.

1910 author Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known as Mark Twain, died in Redding, Conn.

1918 Baron Manfred von Richthofen, the German ace known as the "Red Baron," was killed in action during World War I.

1960 Brazil inaugurated its new capital, Brasilia, transferring the seat of national government from Rio de Janeiro.

1971 Jay G. was born.

1975 South Vietnamese President Nguyen Van Thieu resigned after 10 years in office.

1977 The musical "Annie" opened on Broadway.

1980 Rosie Ruiz, the first woman to cross the finish line at the Boston Marathon, was disqualified when officials discovered she had jumped into the race about a mile from the finish.

1986 A vault in Chicago's Lexington Hotel that was linked to Al Capone was opened during a live TV special hosted by Geraldo Rivera. Except for a few bottles and a sign, the vault was empty.



This birthday is shared with:

Queen Elizabeth II
Charles Grodin
Iggy Pop
Tony Danza
Andie MacDowell
Robert Smith
Nicole Sullivan


38 years old today. Looks like I gotta carry the model 38...

That is all.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Interesting...

Debunking the myths of Columbine, 10 years later
(CNN) -- What do you remember about April 20, 1999?

If you recall that two unpopular teenage boys from the Trench Coat Mafia sought revenge against the jocks by shooting up Columbine High School, you're wrong.

But you're not alone.

Wow. Simply wow. I would never have put money on seeing this in print.

The myth that the Columbine killers were these two poor, put-upon souls, driven to murder by the constant bullying they received at the hands of the beautiful people was a particularly infuriating one. It's made even worse when you think about how many loners, victims, or outcasts were viewed as potential mass killers because of this media-generated and perpetuated myth.

Facts are stubborn things.

I won't use their names, as many of these spree killers live (die, actually) for the attention they receive. They both had severe psychological issues, one on medication and the other in therapy - in fact, both would have been ineligible to own the firearms that were illegally purchased for them - and the one that was illegally sold to them.

That's another thing you don't hear in the media. Of the four weapons used in the Columbine shootings, there were three longarms and one pistol. The three longarms were purchased at a gun show, as the media is very quick to point out. However, they could just as easily have been purchased at any gun store in the nation - the woman who purchased the firearms had a clean criminal record. She could have purchased those longarms anywhere.

What she couldn't do is hand them to the Columbine killers. They were both underage, and one was on medication for depression. The handgun was purchased illegally from the son of a gun-control advocate. The woman who purchased the three longarms was not punished. Let that sink in for a moment - she committed multiple Federal felonies, yet was not punished.

And yet they stood over the bodies of the dead and screamed for more gun control.

Anyways, it's nice to see the myth get debunked, even at this late hour. It's long beyond time for the "poor picked-on child who snapped" meme to be put to rest. Perhaps we can look at some of the factors that might have made a difference - like parental involvement. Rather than just handing your kid anything they want - like a BMW for their first car - take an active role in their lives. You might notice something - like sawn-off shotgun barrels in their bedrooms or the bomb-making materials in the garage.

That is all.

A Modest Proposal...

Widen right to drive, say chiefs

Undocumented immigrants in Massachusetts are finding several unlikely allies in their quest to obtain driver's licenses: police chiefs.

Chiefs in Fitchburg, Somerville, Chelsea, Milford, and Framingham say that permitting undocumented immigrants to obtain licenses would sharply reduce the time, stress, and cost that dealing with unlicensed drivers requires. Officials in Utah and New Mexico, two of the five states where undocumented immigrants can legally drive, say it's working to increase public safety. But others strongly oppose it as sanctioning thousands of people who are violating federal immigration law.

Here, let me start by translating: "undocumented immigrants" = illegal aliens = people whose first act on American soil was to break her laws about coming into the country...

Three guesses what the real motivation is. And the first two guesses don't count:
"We spend an awful lot of time and effort to arrest people with no license when the state could actually make some money and put it back into law enforcement," said Carl. "For years this has been a hot topic in Massachusetts. You'd think that by now someone would have made a decision."

Bingo. It's all about the money. These fuckers will sell out our safety and security for the $50 they get per illegal license. Nice. Good to know our lords and masters have nothing but the best intentions at heart - not like they'd start handing out licenses like Tic-Tacs just to throw more money in the public coffers...

So here's my proposal: Since the rationale behind giving illegal aliens licenses is that "they're going to drive anyways", let's drop the MA gun permit entirely. Illegal aliens are "going to get firearms" anyways, so why require anyone to have a permit? Wonder how those police chiefs would feel about having their precious right to deny citizens the right to bear arms being taken away "since everyone's going to do it anyways"?

Gah.

Happy Patriot's Day indeed...

That is all.

New Shooter Report #8

I took Christine from (a)musings to the range for her very first time yesterday. It was supposed to be her and her husband, but he was feeling under the weather so she went solo. That's okay - it means we'll just have to reschedule another trip for him later. Darn it, more shooting... And then once more for each of their two kids. Gee, I'm all busted up about this, can't you tell? *g*

We started out with my standard safety lecture; we went over the four rules and why each rule is important; we familiarized her with the different firearms we'd be shooting; I went through my entire safety and gear spiel. I remembered to bring snap caps this time, and we practiced loading, chambering, and unloading a revolver and a semi-auto. We also ran through some firing exercises with the snap caps to get a feel for the trigger pull, etc.

Finished up with a quick overview of Weaver and Isosolece stances, body positioning, etc. Ran through how to line up the front and rear sights, how to position the front sight on the target, etc. I started off with paper plates as the target only - I explained that a lot of times, first time shooters will get discouraged if they don't hit the X ring every time. The paper plate eliminates that somewhat - people still want to hit the middle - by making the goal to get all shots on the paper plate rather than in a certain ring or level.




We started off the shootie goodness with the Smith & Wesson Model 17 in .22LR:



Then the Smith & Wesson Model 422 in .22LR:

I managed to catch the 422 cycling, kinda neat shot. The red dot sight was a little tricky in full sunlight; additionally, the 422 was being pickier than usual with the Federal copper-plated ammo.


Next up, the Ruger Security Six with .38 Special:

Caught this in full recoil. Gotta love centerfire revolvers!


And the Browning Hi-Power in 9mm:

It seemed to me that the Hi-Power had a bit of a kick to it, which was odd, given that I've shot a much smaller, much lighter 9mm in the S&W model SW99c. The magazine disconnect has GOT to go...


After the pistol intro, it was time to break out the rifle. For the first outing, I opted for the Remington Model 572 in .22LR:

The Remington was, as I expected, a big hit. It's a LOT easier to score hits with a rifle than a pistol under pretty much any condition; a rimfire rifle with a short slight and a long sight radius is just more fun than should be legal (NOTE TO BRADYS: That's just an expression...)



The quote of the day came while she was shooting the Remington, actually. I was in the next lane over, prepping the next round of shooting, when I heard what can only be described as a shout of pure joy - she had put her very first round right through the "X" in the center. There's something to be said for the thrill of hitting a bullseye...


One last picture:

We shot up an entire box of Federal bulk .22LR. Not bad for three people - friend and commenter brad_in_ma and I had already scheduled a range trip today when Christine asked about going. I checked with both parties and all were amenable to sharing the trip. Brad was absolutely indispensable in that he provided a (much) less-than-gun geeky perspective on shooting - I highly recommend having a new(er) shooter help out with a brand new shooter to pick up things you might overlook.

Thanks brad!

And thanks Christine for asking to come shooting. She mentioned that it was one of the things to "cross of [her] list"; I hope it's more than that, of course; I hope that my tutelage made her first experience a positive one!

That is all.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Overheard in the Car...

Driving home from church this morning, we came across a lone tom turkey crossing the road ("Why did the turkey cross the road, Jay?")

I pointed him out to the kids, saying, "hey guys, look out [The Boy]'s window. There's a turkey!"

From BabyGirl G.'s side I hear her go, "shick-shick" [pause] "boom"

As she mimicked the unmistakeable sound of a pump-action shotgun as she hunted the turkey...

That's my girl.

Oh, and I took her to the gun store again yesterday. She got to look at "her" purple-stocked Crickett again. I asked which of the different Cricketts she wanted (they have about a dozen different configurations on the cutest little gun rotisserie). She replied,

"All of them".

That's my girl.

I then asked which one she wanted if she could only have one.

She pointed to the slick pink synthetic stock with stainless barrel. "That one, daddy".

That's my girl.

That is all.

Range Day...

Finally getting to the range for some shooting time this afternoon. As I mentioned, I'm bringing two new shooters with me today, as well as meeting a friend for some long-overdue shootie goodness. Since it's been a while since I've gotten out (the March bloggershoot was the last time I put lead downrange, oh, the shame!), the list of ordnance is rather long:

Smith & Wesson Model 17 .22LR
Smith & Wesson Model 422 .22LR
Ruger Security Six .38 special/.357 Magnum
(The standard fare for new shooters)

Browning Hi-Power 9mm - maiden voyage.
(Normally the Sig P226 would fit in here for the first centerfire auto, but since the Browning needs to come out and play anyways...) *g*

Colt Gold Cup National Match 1911 .45 ACP (just in case)
CZ-52 7.62X25mm (special request from my buddy)

Mystery acquisition from yesterday. Guesses are welcome, although I doubt anyone (who I haven't told already - quiet Heath!) will guess... ;)

Remington 572 pump-action .22LR rifle. Because nothing says fun quite like breaking orange clays on the 25 yard berm with a light .22LR rifle...

It's gonna be a good day, indeed...

That is all.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Change in the Air...

It's Saturday. The first day of my five day mini-vacation. And I'm off to go acquire something new and shiny. Heh. It's something unexpected, not at all something I was looking for, but every once in a while something just jumps at you...

Life is good.

That is all.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Blogroll Additions

Have a few new blogs to add to the blogroll this week.

1. Lucrative Pain - Christina describes her blog as "The ho-hum life of a massage therapist in Sin City". It's much, much more than that - she's a soon-to-be nursing student (in the Carribean! How cool is that??? Nurses of the Caribbean... Hmmmm... Oh, wait...) :)

2. Sharp Stuff - A kindred soul, he describes himself as "A conservative guntotin' family man". Nah, wouldn't know anything about that!

3. The Peripatetic Engineer - heh, I know what "peripatetic" means because of Calvin & Hobbes... He's a wicked smart bahstid as we say here, an oilfield troubleshooter who debunks global warming and cooks crawdads in his spare time.



Welcome aboard everyone! That blogroll's looking good!

And, as always, my standard disclaimer: I run a reciprocal blogroll here at MArooned. If you link me, and are not represented in my blogroll, let me know!!! I can't link ya if I don't know who you are, and I only catch a handful with my obsessive compulsive perfectly normal Sitemeter perusals...

That is all.

Perhaps Viagra Could Help?

Robb posts about an "equipment failure" he recently experienced.

It's actually a snarky, tongue-in-cheek poke in the eye to the Brady idiots who maintain that the mere presence of a firearm will drive otherwise competent gun owners to commit random and wanton acts of mayhem. He skewers their nonsense in his usual humorous-yet-quite-effective way, and in the process makes you wonder just what the anti-gun forces are so afraid of...

I just *had* to use that set-up line, though... :)

That is all.

Friday Fun Thread: People Haulers...

Here's something different. This week's automotive thread will be the Top Ten vehicles for movin' people. No limos, Greyhounds, or APCs need apply, these will be the cars, trucks, or vans that large(ish) families can use to move all and sundry...




1. Ford Econoline 350. Ah, the college road trip vehicle of choice. Whether it's the Fencing team going to a match at a distant college or the Ornithology class going on a bird watch, the 15 passenger, 1 ton van has a long history of college kids puking in the back...


2. Chevrolet Suburban. With the front bench seat, this came from the factory with seating for nine. On the 3/4 ton chassis, with the diesel or big block gas engine, this is a serious truck capable of getting 9 people plus their gear to the campsite while towing a trailer. Git-R-Done!


3. Buick LeSabre Estate Wagon. Nominally seating 6 in the plush pseudo-luxury of the GM B-body, the LeSabre also had a rear jump seat that would seat an additional 2 people. And it had woodgrain paneling!


4. Dodge Caravan. Sure, it wasn't the first minivan (the VW Microbus beat it by several decades), but the Caravan started the front-drive, less-than-full-size van movement rolling in the US.


5. GMC 3+3. One of the very first "Crew Cab" trucks, the 3+3 was a six-seat, full-size pickup truck first offered in 1973. At the time, the Extended Cab concept was some 4 years away (from Datsun, of course).


6. Cadillac Sedan DeVille. One of the last American cars that could seat six; the DeVille has enough room for mom, dad, and four kids - and everyone gets their own cupholder and cigarette lighter! (oh, wait...)


7. Conversion vans. One of the more overlooked options, conversion vans most often seat 7 or 8, have custom touches on the interior, and are quite comfortable for long journeys. Downsides are poor gas mileage and inability to fit in many garages and parking structures due to the raised roof line. Starcraft, Elkhart, and Explorer are some of the better known brands out there.


8. 1978 Lincoln Continental. Okay, you just knew that there had to be one giant American luxo-barge from the 1970s, the era of mammoth metal monstrosities... While seating was nominally suppose to be six, quite often eight or even ten could cram into a Conti with room for dinner...


9. VW Microbus. Long before the minivan craze of the 1980s, the Microbus was the people mover of choice for those who didn't want to cram into the Brady Bunch wagon or sit four-across in a large American sedan. That it was co-opted by the peace, love, and granola movement makes it no less of a people hauler...


10. Dodge Durango. The Durango was the first of the smaller SUVs to offer a third row seat, bringing the passenger capability to 6 instead of the standard 4. Now if they could just have made it actually fold flat... This is the only one on the list we've owned...






So there's the list of people movers for this week's Top Ten. Hope your favorite car, truck, or van made the cut!


That is all.

Friday Gun Pr0n #107

Time to show off the Buy A Gun Day Acquisition!


Do you know who designed this?

Fabrique Nationale/Browning Hi-Power in 9mm. It's a locked-breech, semi-automatic, single action pistol with 13+1 capacity. This particular pistol was sent to Buenos Aires as a police sidearm; however, it is Belgian-made, not Argentinian.

I can't wait to get this beauty to the range...

That is all.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Lucky Number 13!

Intruder shot to death during attack in home
A man armed with a box cutter pushed his way into an Aurora home early Friday morning and attacked a male guest who was sleeping on the couch before the intruder was shot to death by the man who lived there, police said.
...
Meanwhile, the resident went into his bedroom, pulled out a pistol and shot the intruder dead, according to police.

The moral of today's story? Boxcutters ain't doin' it any more...

(or simpler: Don't bring a knife to a gunfight)

Now, the details are a little sketchy - it seems as though this may not have been a random attack, which may or may not indicate there being more to the story. But, since the homeowner who did the shooting wasn't charged, it counts as a Righteous Shooting until proven otherwise. In any case, we have a scumbag who attacked a sleeping man getting what's coming to him.

A happy ending in my book.

Dead Goblin Count: 13.

That is all.

New Shooters...

Going to be bringing not one but two new shooters to the range this weekend. It's a couple, the parents of one of my Cub Scouts who has since moved onto Boy Scouts. They were both interested in learning to shoot (after I *ahem* let slip that I might know a little something about guns...), plus their son is going to be going for the Rifle Merit badge soon, so mom & dad having some background with firearms is a good thing.

Yeah, I can do that...

So out come the old friends, the Model 17, the 422, and the Security Six. The role normally played by the Sig 226 will be played by the Hi-Power, though, as I've been itching to give that a try since I picked it up last weekend, and I really don't see much of a difference between the Sig and the Hi-Power for a new shooter. I'm also bringing the Remington 572 and a box of orange clays for some fun plinking once the basics are established.

Here's the best part. They want me to give the Scout the beginner's safety lesson, too. That's three new shooters. Oh, and their daughter would like to try things out as well... I told them I'd prefer to only do two new shooters at a time, so we'll have a second outing in a few weeks.

Then, one of the outgoing Scout leaders wants to go shooting for *his* first time ever (40 year old virgin!). And I'm going to bring Mom G. to the range this spring if I have to drag her. Heck, she's the reason I cleaned out the Nylon 66 - it was her favorite gun back in the day (her quote: "100 years ago, the last time I picked up a gun"). And the highlight, of course, will be when I bring The Boy to the range for his first time ever...

It's going to be a good year, I think...

That is all.

Excuse Me?

Obama: Latin America on equal footing with U.S.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Barack Obama on Thursday embarks on a trip to Latin America, where the leader of the world's lone superpower said he seeks to engage in talks with the region's leaders as equals.

"Times have changed," President Barack Obama told CNN en Español on Wednesday. Referring to his planned meeting in Trinidad and Tobago with Brazilian President Lula, he said, "My relationship with President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva is one of two leaders who both have big countries, that we are trying to solve problems and create opportunities for our people, and we should be partners.

"There's no senior partner or junior partner."

Uh, Barry? Here's an idea. Why don't you have one of your junior policy wonks dig up the GNP of these countries and get back to you (Here's a hint: Brazil vs. USA. $644 billion vs. $12.9 trillion. DONE.) There's a reason they're considered third world. There's a reason we send them billions of dollars in aid every year. They are not our equals. It's nice of you to condescend and pretend they are; I'm certain they appreciate being talking-down to...

Brazil? Taurus. USA? Smith & Wesson. 'Nuff said.

I also loved that 0bama couldn't resist flogging the dead ZOMG Guns R Getting Into Mexico horse:
"We are going to be dealing not only with drug interdiction coming north, but also working on helping to curb the flow of cash and guns going south," Obama said.

Yeah, just like Goebbels or the Brady Bunch, if you repeat the lie often enough people will start to think it's the truth. Look, it's been debunked six ways to Sunday: The guns that are showing up in Mexico are NOT getting there by legal channels. Mexican banditos are not hopping the border and buying American AR-15s at gun shows. It's complete and utter fiction.

Yes, there are American guns in the hands of Mexican outlaws. But these arms are exported to the Mexican army, perfectly legally, and then the corrupt Mexican military hands them out to drug lords like Tic-Tacs. No gun control law in the known universe will stop this, and 0bama knows it...

Ugh. How much longer until we're rid of this clown?

That is all.

Compare and Contrast...

Here's one set of protests and the pursuant media coverage:

Thousands Protest Bush Policy

Cities jammed in worldwide protest of war in Iraq

150 peacefully protest president's speech

Soldier's mom digs in near Bush ranch

Groups Against Stem Cell Veto Protest During Bush Visit

Thousands Nationwide Protest Bush

Protest decries 'global-warming cover-up'



And here's another:

Hundreds of LIers turn out for TEA party tax protest

4,000 protest taxes, spending at Michigan Capitol

Hundreds turn out for 'tea party' protest at Southlake Town Square

Taxpayers resist Obama’s tax plan with tea party protests

Hey, robots, use your brain instead of blindly protesting

Nationwide 'tea party' protests blast spending

Tax Day Sparks Tea Party Protest Across Country




So what's the difference between the two? I'll let the linked articles tell the story...
  • Across the country, whipped up by conservative commentators and bloggers, tens of thousands of protesters staged "TEA parties" from Boston to Iowa to Salt Lake City.
  • Granholm told reporters she didn't believe the protests represented a genuine grassroots uprising. "I think they're orchestrated by a certain slice of the far right. And it's been well documented that they've been paid for by certain folks who have an interest in doing that," she said.
  • "They need to re-do their base so they don't just have evangelical Christians, and this is what they are doing," said 53-year-old Ann Teeter pointing to the stage from the back of the crowd. "We are deep in Republican country where people make more money than anywhere else in the country. They just don't want to pay."
  • “Overtaxed families and small businesses have had enough,” said House Republican Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, according to The Wall Street Journal. “They’ve had enough of Democrats forcing taxpayers to pick up the tab for more wasteful spending instead of working together to make the tough fiscal decisions Americans are forced to make each and every day.”
  • I don't blame the folks at Fox News for being the promotional engine behind the Tax Day Tea Party protests today.Fox has been laughable for years, and this is just another low-level stunt for ratings. These are folks who will do anything. They will even -- insert your own laugh track here -- hysterically call themselves "fair and balanced" when they have people like Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly preaching the typical conservative mantra. Spare me.
  • Widely promoted by conservatives on videos and blogs, the movement appears, in part, a reflection of a general anger among people who contend the government takes too much from their pocketbooks.
  • The tea parties have also been promoted by FreedomWorks, a conservative nonprofit advocacy group based in Washington and ledby former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey of Texas.

Go ahead. Go check the first set of links for commentary on who sponsored the protests. Good luck finding any, though...

What media bias?

That is all.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Music For Today...

Heh. Just seemed appropriate:



(RIP, Warren. )

That is all.

Gear Bleg...

Okay. Got a question/exercise for the AR gurus out there. I'm trying to get ahold of some more pre-ban AR-15 magazines, and am curious as to which are the best magazines out there. I'm also trying to figure out which magazines to avoid - either because they are poorly constructed, or possibly because the company didn't exist prior to 2004...

I have about 10 pre-ban 30 rounders of various manufacture, and five 20 rounders, all Colt. The manufacturers of the 30s are:

Adventure Line Manufacturing
BFI
Defense Procurement Manufacturing
Parsons Precision Products

Other manufacturers that make AR mags in .223 are:

AR-Stoner
C-Products (I think these guys are post AWB)
DPMS
HK Magazine
John Masen
Lancer Systems
Mega-Mag
Mag-Pul
National Magazine
Olympic Magazine
PRI Magazine
Pro-Mag
Tapco
Triple-K
(And yes, I did pretty much just go down the MidwayUSA list...)




So... If pressed to rank the above magazines, how would you rank them, best-to-worst? Which magazines should be avoided, either because of shoddy construction or illegality for me to own?

And lastly, because I'm not above begging, if any of y'all have pre-ban (made before Sept. 1994) magazines you'd like to get rid of, let me know...

That is all.

Tax Day Tea Parties

Here's a good round-up of the various protests going on today:

Tax Day Tea Party

For MA residents, there are protests scheduled at the following locations:

City: Boston
When: April 15, 10:00am - 8:00pm (main events 11am -1pm and 5pm - 7pm)
Where: Statehouse
Contact:EMAIL
Other Info: www.teapartyboston2009.wordpress.com
Facebook Group: CLICK HERE


City: Cape Cod
When: April 15, 4:00pm - 6:00pm
Where: Hyannis Airport Rotary
Contact:EMAIL
Other Info:pasta dinner and speeches following the protest


City: Lowell
When: April 15, 4:00pm - 8:00pm
Where: JFK Plaza/Lowell City Hall
Contact:EMAIL
Facebook Group: CLICK HERE


City: Pittsfield
When: April 15, 4:00pm - 6:00pm
Where: Park Square
Contact:EMAIL


City: Springfield
When: April 15, 4:00pm - 6:00pm
Where: Post Office, corner of Main and Liberty Streets
Contact:EMAIL


City: Worcester
When: April 15, 4:00pm - 6:00pm
Where: Lincoln Square (in front of the Auditorium)
Contact: EMAIL
Facebook Group: CLICK HERE


Similar information is available for all other states where Tax Day Tea Party protests are scheduled.

That is all.

It's HERE!!!

Yes, today is the day we've all been waiting for... drumroll please...

Buy A Gun Day!!!

Weer'd Beard nailed my purchase in his comment to my post yesterday:

Has anybody guessed Browning HP?

Not until you did, Weer'd, and you were right...

Yes, even though I mentioned wanting a new .22LR auto-loader, Ruger 10/22, or M1 Garand, I bought none of those. I had a gorgeous Belgian-made FN/Hi-Power made for the Argentinian Police force practically fall into my lap, and wasn't about to pass on the opportunity. Picked it up for a very good price - about $200 - $300 less than the C&R Hi-Powers generally run, and actually a good deal less than a new Mark III (in a free state; we won't talk about the premium they command here in MA).

Pictures on Friday, of course.

Now, since the Hi-Power was introduced nearly 60 years before the Assault Weapons Ban, SOMEONE'S gotta have a line on pre-ban magazines for me... I've only got one, and it's going to be a crying shame to have to reload the mag after each time shooting... If anyone's got an extra 13-round (or larger!) mag, I'd be interested in talking...

So, what did y'all get? I'd like to keep a running tally, just so we can make Sarah Brady cry...

That is all.

UPDATE: Commenter Bob S. is my first taker for BAG purchases! Bob got a Taurus Millenium Pro PT-145 in the very manly (and MArooned-recommended) .45 ACP.



Commenter Popcorn got a new trigger for her* 10/22.
*a thousand apologies, ma'am!



Weambulance got the following:

Five pistols in the last thirteen days. Two high capacity assault pistols: XD45 Tactical & Glock 20 with a pile of mags each. Two new carry guns: Kahr P9 and a Colt Detective Special hardly used. And, since I'm moving to Alaska in the summer, a S&W 629-4 6" 44 Magnum to go with the 657 Mountain Gun (41 Magnum) I already had. No picture yet, but I'll have one up on my blog later today.

(A blog which blogrolls MArooned. Mental Note: Add for Friday update!)

Nice pick-ups!!! There's a second gun in the works for me, but I won't say boo until after the coming weekend...



Did it MY way got a Para PDA in (of course) .45 ACP



BillH joins the EBR brigade!



Commenter RipRip reports a Kel Tec Sub2000 in 9mm.


Commenter TNProgrammer got a Ruger LCP.



Commenter angus lincoln got two guns, a Yugo M70 underfolder and a Romanian PSL. 7.62x39 and 7.62x54r respectively.



Tam got a Marlin 980S. Lurves me some bolt-action .22LR goodness!