Sunday, May 31, 2009

Sunday Linky-Love...

Good stuff from good folks.

That is all.

Random Thoughts...

Some random thoughts from my crazy day yesterday...
  • At the birthday party I brought TheBoy to yesterday, I got to talking with a couple of the dads. Turns out they're both hunters and gun owners. May have some new range buddies and/or possible hunting guides...

  • We bought TheBoy his own aluminum bat for baseball last weekend, and he used it in his game today for the first time ever. Four at-bats, only six pitches total. The first two at-bats he hit the ball on the first pitch - the second shot actually flew over the pitcher's head!

  • Just because I mentioned having the same coffeemaker for about 10 years, it up and died on me Friday morning. All weekend long I've been looking for a replacement. You can get just about any freakin' cappuccino maker, Keurig dispenser, or whole bean grinder and coffeemaker you want. You just can't find a simple coffeemaker with timer...

  • Between the two baseball games, Cub Scout pack meeting, and the birthday (pool) party, I was outdoors all day yesterday. Naturally, I didn't use any sunscreen, and managed to bake my noggin pretty thoroughly. Gotta remember lots of sunscreen even for me in FLA...

  • Also in the realm of really bad timing, the wife's car threw another ball joint yesterday. Between the crunch to get things done before vacation and needing to drive all over hell and creation, having a car out of commission really fucking sucks right now...

  • With the Disney trip coming up, it looks like the next chance I'll get to go to the range will be Father's Day. I think I'm going to bring TheBoy with me. That'd make a good Father's Day present...

That is all...

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Checklist...

  • Bike inspection. Check.
  • BabyGirl G.'s T-ball game. Check.
  • Cub Scout Pack Meeting and Safety Fare. Check.
  • Meet with Committee chair to discuss how we're going to re-arrange the Rocket Launch, Fishing Derby, and Scout Graduation given that the town complex where we were going to hold the event has inexplicably denied our request. Check.
  • BabyGirl G's gymnastic show. Check.
  • Bring TheBoy to birthday party.
  • TheBoy's baseball game at 3:30.
  • Parent's night out at the dojo @ 6:30.

Holy crap, there's a lot of work involved doing nothing all day on a weekend...

That is all.

One Week...

In one week's time we'll be getting off a plane in sunny Orlando. In one week we'll be worshipping at the altar of a rodent, doing our part to improve the economy by spending a small fortune on trinkets, baubles, and other priceless relics of our trip to Disney World.

I'm still dreading the flight down there, between the actual act of getting into a large metal tube and hurtling through the air and the screening process that is "security theater". However, the sage advise of good friends has helped me immeasurably to ease the worry. I'm not entirely convinced y'all aren't going to be reading about me next weekend (Headline: "Shaved head biker gun nut causes scene at airport; all gun owners now considered domestic terrorists"), but I think we'll be fine.

And once we get to Disney, there will be no more stress, right? Right?

Heh...

That is all.

Friday, May 29, 2009

New Blogs and a Shout-Out...

A couple new blogs to add to the blogroll, found through my obsessive usual perusal of Sitemeter stats:

1. Bigger Piece of Sky. This is a brandy-new blog from Keith, who gives us this intro in his first post: "So today I decided I'd start a blog. I'm not real sure how to go about getting started, so we'll go with this. It's a a tale of me and my brother, and ought to introduce things as well as anything." Sounds great!

2. Wilson Blog. At first I thought the volleyball from Castaway had started a blog, but then I realized it was another gunnie (with a fondness for S&W model 27s - good man!). He describes his blog thusly: "Guns, vintage pop culture and anything else that interests me. Why? Just because I like to hear myself talk, that's why!" I appreciate the candor...

Welcome aboard, folks!

The standard disclaimer applies - if you link MArooned and are not represented on the blogroll to the right, please let me know either via e-mail (in profile), comments to any post (I love comments!), Facebook, or gchat (can be reached via jayg71@gmail.com). Let me know so I can return the linky-love!


And here's the Shout-Out.

One of my new shooters - Dwight - is all growed up, shootie-wise. He's got his arsenal assembled and has thrown himself headlong into Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS). He's working a big event next weekend for the Harvard Ghost Riders at Harvard Sportsman's Club (home of the Northeast Bloggershoot for AD where I picked up the "minute-of-berm" designation...)

Here's his description of the event:
There are supposed to be over a hundred entries. There will also be vendors of various kinds.

If anyone would like to see a hundred or so movie cowboys and cowgirls wandering around and shooting this would be an excellent opportunity.

As to the shooting - the fast guys can do 5 revolver, 5 revolver, 10 rifle and 6 shotgun in maybe 25 seconds.

Naturally, this is next weekend, when I'll be on a plane to FLA. Go figure... If you're in the central MA area next weekend and/or would like to see an amaaaazing display of Cowboy Action Shooting, hie thee hence to the event!

That is all.

Life Imitates "Airplane"...

Food Poisoning Prompts Emergency Landing
ORLANDO, Fla. -- A Delta flight made an emergency landing at Orlando International Airport on Friday after several passengers became ill.

Delta Flight 680 was heading to Atlanta from Ecuador when the pilot diverted the jet to OIA.

Authorities said three passengers became sick because of possible food poisoning before boarding the plane

Why am I reminded of this exchange:
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

This does not portend well with my imminent flight to Orlando next week...

That is all.

Friday Fun Thread: Weird, Wacky Pickups!

I don't even remember how or why this week's automotive fun thread popped into my head, but it did. Sometimes a car manufacturer comes out with something so deliciously weird that you have to just savor it for a moment before going "ewwww". These are the truck versions. Here are Jay's Top Ten Weirdest Trucks.

1. Cadillac Mirage. Yes, "mirage", as in, "did I really see that?". The Mirage is a specialty vehicle built to haul flowers for funeral processions and is rarely seen without a bed full of floral arrangements.

2. Volkswagen Type 2 pickup. Take a perfectly good VW MicroBus. Saw the rear 3/4 off. Put on a utility body 8½' bed. Then add hinged sections that created a cargo area. The Type 2 pickup had to be one of the oddest ways to turn a perfectly good van into a pretty lousy pickup truck, especially when you factor in the anemic engine powering said truck...

3. Dodge Rampage. Take the Dodge Omni. Turn it onto a coupe. Give it a former muscle car name. Then hack the back off and call it a "truck" and you have the Rampage. I always wanted to pick up a Rampage and a Shelby Charger, mate the two, and produce a Shelby Rampage. Well, then I sobered up.

4. Navistar CXT. I always thought that this was an internet hoax until I saw one on the road. Navistar actually took their super duty line of haulers, slapped a pickup bed on it, and sold it to the general public. This pretty much epitomizes the concept of "Just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done."

5. Plymouth Trailduster. Not so much weird as just plain rare, the Trailduster was the Plymouth version of the much better known Dodge Ramcharger. Much like the GMC Caballero was the lesser known twin of the mulletastic El Camino, the Trailduster languished in the shadow of its more popular sibling.

6. Austin Mini pickup. Proving that, yes, any car on the planet can be turned into a pickup truck with a sawzall and some bondo, the Austin Mini is perhaps best known as the pickup that will fit in the bed of most other pickups.

7. Ford Econoline pickup. Borrowing the bizarre concept of the van-based pickup from Volkswagen, Ford introduced the Econoline van-based pickup in the mid 1960s. Ford kept the design for 6 years, proving that they're not too stubborn to let silly ideas die...

8. VW Caddy. Like the Rampage listed above, the VW Caddy was a front-wheel drive truck, which is rather odd when you consider that the weight is carried in the rear. What this means is that when you go to Home Depot to get a load of bricks for the front walkway, you can't steer. This actually happened to a friend of mine...

9. Porsche 944 pickup. One of the Scandanavian countries (Denmark?) had such a high tariff on sports cars that folks were hacking the liftgate off 944s and importing them as light duty trucks. Ah, yes, the sawzall loophole rides again.

10. GMC Syclone. One of my all time favorite vehicles, the 4.3L turbocharged motor propelled this all-wheel drive, automatic transmission pickup from 0-60 MPH in a blistering 4.6 seconds. It was faster off the line than the standard Porsche 911. Tell me that doesn't smart for the Porsche owner...




Thanks for joining me as I take a trip through the weird world of unusual pickups. There's not too much weirder we can get than the idea of a Porsche pickup or a Cadillac built to haul.

That is all.

Friday Gun Pr0n #113

I'm thinking of starting a new series for Friday Gun Pr0n: Rimfire Rifles. In that vein, here's my favorite:

Winchester Model 1906


Yes, we all know that the Winchester Model 1906 was designed by none other than John Moses Browning hisself. It's a pump-action .22S/R/LR gun most commonly referred to as a "gallery gun" for its propensity for showing up in the shooting galleries of traveling carnivals. This particular gun was manufactured in 1918, and at one point in time belonged to one "Mildred Perkins", who saw fit to engrave her name on the side of the receiver.

This was my grandfather's rabbit gun - countless hundreds if not thousands of conies found their way into a stew pot because of this rifle. Despite the pitted barrel and canted front sight, it still shoots magnificently - I can chew the center of a 50 foot rimfire target at 25 yards with it all day long. It needs a new buttplate and perhaps a little elbow grease, but I think Grampy would appreciate that it gets brought to the range every now and again to tear into cans, break clays, and astonish the super-tacticool tommies with its accuracy.

Give me this gun, a brick of .22LR, and a wooded glen, and I'll eat like a king. Or a hobbit, even...

That is all.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

On Like Donkey Kong...

School Shaves Head Of Boy With Mohawk
BARLETT, Kan. -- There's controversy at a Kansas school after a teacher shaved the head of a 6-year-old boy because of his haircut. Derby McReynolds had his hair cut in a short Mohawk. Bartlett school officials said that was unacceptable, and sent him home.

His parents trimmed the boy's hair to what they said resembled a military cut. The next time Derby went to school, the principal had a faculty member shave the boy's head.
This goes beyond lawsuit. This goes well into Buford Pusser territory where you walk into the school totin' a 2X4 to smack some sense into people. I haven't the faintest idea what was passing for thought process in these peoples' heads when they decided to take it upon themselves to forcibly shave the head of a six year old child...

Especially given that the parents had already aqcuiesced to the school's ultimatum and shaved the boy's head themselves. The "offending" mohawk was gone; what was left was a standard "Boy's Regular" haircut, completely and utterly standard fare for an elementary school boy at the start of summer. Heck, we shave TheBoy down around this time of year as a general rule, and we've even been known to let him choose a mohawk.

My feeling is, given his genetic history, he ain't gonna have hair for very long, so he might as well enjoy it while he's got it...

And if some pinhead "educator" thinks he's going to manhandle my child in some sort of grotesque power play, well, he'd better hope and pray that a lawsuit is the outcome. He'd better hope that I'd rather have the district hand over the keys to the new "Jay G. Elementary School" than have him commit seppuku...

Someone needs to lose their job over this; they should ideally be banned from having any contact with children and, if they haven't procreated already, undergo mandatory sterilization...

That is all.

[Annoying '80s Song Stutter Omitted] Nineteen

Fearing for life, pharmacist kills gunman
Just before walking into Babcock Square Pharmacy, the gunman lurked suspiciously around the parking lot Wednesday morning — even moving his car several times before making his move.

Carole Ann Aguirre, manager of the neighboring Martha's Mexican Restaurant, said the white Honda lingered enough that her grandson, Christopher, mistook it as that of a relative's and walked up to it.

“He opened the car door and thought it was his uncle,” Aguirre said. “But he saw the man had a bandana around his face and was wearing rubber gloves, so he came back in and told us what happened.”

No, this isn't a rehash of the OK pharmacy shooting. Apparently there's a rash of pharmacy robberies. And, now, apparently a rash of pharmacy robbers getting shot dead for their troubles. Which, naturally, is how it should be. Reading how it went down, it appears that a massacre was narrowly averted, with the would-be robber stating "Let's get it on" as he began the robbery.

However:
Police said Wynn reacted quickly, shooting the gunman in the chest.

A hearty HOO-RAH to the pharmacist for a steady resolve, good aim, and sufficient gun...

And because we all love a story with a happy ending:
Police arrived to find the gunman, whose identity wasn't released Wednesday, lying on his back in a pool of blood. In his right hand was a cocked revolver.

Yeah. Read that again. This goblin pore choirboy was ready to kill someone for an Oxycontin score and a small amount of cash. Fortunately for the good citizens of San Antone, an armed citizen thwarted his murderous plans. Unlike the OK pharmacy shooting:

McManus said Wynn wouldn't face any charges in connection with the shooting.

Double HOO-RAH. They do it right there, [clap][clap][clap] deep inna hearta...

And one last thing to put a smile on your face:
Wednesday's pharmacy shooting became the third justifiable homicide of the year for San Antonio, not including a shooting death May 17 that's still being investigated as possible self-defense. The number, however, is half of what it was at this time in 2008, a year the city's justified homicide rate jumped significantly from previous years.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: G-d Bless Texas.

Dead Goblin Count: 19

That is all.

A big tip 'o' the keyboard to the lovely Sabra for e-mailing me this heartwarming tale of a goblin getting exactly what he had coming to him...

New Stimulus Package Bruin

Hungry Bear Chases Homeless N.H. Man
A Fish and Game officer says a hungry black bear ripped open a homeless man's tent and chased him through the woods in Keene, N.H.

Officer Josiah Towne told the Keene Sentinel the bear tore open the man's tent near Route 101 Tuesday morning and began eating raisins and other food. The man tried to fight off the bear with a shovel but ended up getting chased through the woods.

We're very fortunate it wasn't a grizzly scene. This is certainly the polar opposite of what happened to Tim Treadwell. Advocates for the homeless may be tempted to use this case to panda for media attention. Perhaps this poor unfortunate man lost everything in the bear market?

Reports that the bear kept asking "Hey baby, what's ursine?" have not been confirmed...

That is all.

Livin' in a Perfect World...

Blame Unc. He got me to thinkin' with this post about a possible pistol caliber Glock carbine. Then T-bolt has to add to it with his post about the Kriss carbine. So now I'm jonesin' for a .45 ACP carbine...

I was thinking... (be afraid).

Now, take something like the Mech-Tech CCU carbine:


What if Glock were to offer something like this, ready-made, using a G21 as a starting block? .45 ACP carbine, 13-15 round capacity, 16" barrel, with rail for optics and straight or folding stock? I have a feeling they literally would not be able to keep them on the shelves. I'd buy a G21 and as many 13 round magazines as I could get my grubby little mitts on if they came out with something like this for about the price of a Beretta CX4 Storm...

I suppose I could buy a G21 and a conversion kit with fixed stock. The G21 would have to be an older model to comply with MA's idiotic Approved Firearms Roster, and the fixed stock kit to comply with the MA AWB. However, this would run over $900 total - $500 - $600 for the Glock and another $300 - $350 for the Mech-Tech. A carbine selling for ~ $600 would be the bee's knees...

So what would you like to see come down the gunnie pike?

That is all.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Let's Get It Started...

In the comments to this snarkilicious post about the qualifications of one Woman, Wonder to be a US Supreme Court Justice, there's the very hint of a movement starting:

Draft Tamara for the USSC!

Just imagine the possibilities... Tam telling Kennedy to grow a pair. Daily dope slaps to the judges that voted against Heller. Any time a 2A issue arises, Tam refuses all debate until any other justice can outshoot her. Snarkerific rebuttals.

There's virtually no downside - well, unless you're a filthy commie, that is...

That is all.

All Hail the Caped Crusader!

I have a new favorite superhero. He replaces Batman, Wolverine, and even Mr. Incredible in my list of favorite supers. He wears a cape and little else, and fights the oddest assortment of supervillians imaginable, including giant toilets and beserk alien lunch ladies.

Who could it be? Only the one, the only, Captain Underpants!

Why Captain Underpants, you ask? It's very simple. The Captain Underpants series of books has ignited the spark for reading in my son. He inherited his mother's dislike of reading rather than my voracious appetite for books, and getting him to read anything was like pulling teeth. Until we found Captain Underpants, that is.

Dav Pilkey writes with an eye towards the young male reader, filling his stories with boogers, multi-tentacled aliens, bizarre science geeks, and mischevious little boys filled with a healthy distrust of authority. How could a young boy not like it? This is the first time TheBoy has eschewed television in favor of reading.

That's Happy Dance time.

That is all.

Does This Surprise... Anyone?

Staties slap drivers, filling Pike’s coffersLink
Radar-wielding troopers are gunning for Mass. Pike leadfoots at an accelerated pace, slapping them with hundreds more costly tickets this year in what critics say is just another money grab by the budget-bleeding agency.

Speeding citations that start at $100 and climb quickly have been in the high-speed lane for two years straight, according to new statistics obtained by the Herald.

Tickets written in the first three months of this year skyrocketed by 23 percent, or about 2,300, over the same period two years ago.
I dunno. Call me cynical if you will, but I'd just assumed that everyone knew that speeding tickets were about revenue, not safety. Otherwise we'd actually get serious about traffic infractions, impose real fines, and make people start obeying the law. Instead, we fine people trivial amounts, slap them on the wrist, and wait until they cause a spectacular crash resulting in multiple deaths before we even think about getting tough on bad drivers.

What's interesting, buried in the story, is the news that the Pike is still considering a toll hike. This is on top of the sales tax hike and a looming hike in the gas tax as well. And now the news comes down that the staties are ramping up the traffic tickets? As a wise man once opined, "MA. Live Free Or Here". Ain't nothin' free in MA, unless you happen to be an illegal alien getting free tuition or a welfare recipient getting a free car.

The rest of us need to make sure we're driving 55 or we get whacked with a ticket.

That is all.

TinEee!

Well, I finally got off the pot. I'd been trying to decide if the G. household should get a new laptop or a netbook for a second computer, as our ancient desktop had finally given up the ghost. We bought a Toshiba laptop last fall and have been enjoying wireless computing in the house, and we're getting to the point where we're definitively a two-computer family...

Since it seems like all the cool kids have Eee netbooks, it seemed like the way to go. Throw in a sale price that was only $50 more than the refurb offered on Woot, and it completed the no-brainer. Say hello to my leetle friend:

Eee Model 353

No, I didn't buy a freakishly oversized mouse to go with it; it really *is* that tiny! I can literally cover the entire computer with two hands. Typing on the miniscule keyboard is an exercise in hunt-and-peck typing, as the keys need a bit of contact to actuate. The screen is a whopping 8.9", which makes me glad I'm myopic rather than hyperopic...

While the size is its biggest drawback, it's also one of its biggest strengths. This computer is eminently portable - weighing in under 3 pounds and taking up less space than a Bible, it's very easy to bring along. The 160 Gig hard drive means it can double as a back-up drive to the main computer, shadowing our digital pictures and music; and it's inexpensive enough that it can come with us anywhere, even on vacation.

It's also faster online than the Vista-handicapped Toshiba; has longer battery life as well and receives the wireless signal stronger than the laptop. When I get a moment I want to test the range of the wireless outside - I'd like nothing better than to use the Eee to live-blog the kids playing in the backyard!

I give the Eee model 353 netbook an enthusiastic MArooned endorsement!

That is all.

(And in case you were wondering, yes, I did type this entire post on the Eee. Gotta get in shape for hotel-blogging from Disney, which was the big reason that I wanted to get the Eee in the first place...)

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Big Time!

Jeff hits it big.

Does this mean we can say "We knew him when..."?

Congrats, Jeff!

That is all.

Hard to Say "I'm Sorry"?

Bill Would Let Doctors Say "I'm Sorry"
How often do you hear your doctor say "I'm sorry"? Probably not a lot and one reason may be they don't want you to use that apology against them in court if they mess up.

So, they're looking for help from state lawmakers. There will be debate on Beacon Hill Wednesday over a bill that would let doctors say "I'm sorry" without admitting they made a medical mistake.

I'd like to rant, rave, and rail against this, I really would. The idea that we need yet another law to combat something this moronic just exemplifies everything that's wrong with our litigation-happy society. That enough doctors feel the need to rally for a freakin' law that allows them to express remorse without guilt is just... American.

But, really, it just makes me sad. It's sad that a doctor can't be honest with patients; that the threat of a malpractice lawsuit looms larger than proper bedside manner. This proposed bill does not exempt doctors who have legitimately made errors, so it's not like it's going to shield incompetence or malfeasance (very much like the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act - manufacturers that produce guns that are legitimately defective most certainly can be sued, but that's a different argument and time...).

And again, we respond to a bad situation by making it worse - to combat the exaggerated threat posed by overeager malpractice lawyers, we throw yet another law on the pile. Yet another law goes on the books to codify common sense - which is neither - in other words, doomed to fail from the start. The instant this is passed look for loophole after loophole; any doctor who thinks that something as trivial as a state law will protect him from a lawsuit had best hang up his stethoscope.

And in perhaps the most ironic twist of all, there are those out there who think this system will get better when we nationalize health care...

That is all.

Play Stupid Games...

...get stupid prizes.

Man has no regrets defending Oklahoma City pharmacy
Jerome Ersland was back at work Thursday filling prescriptions and hoping that by taking the life of a 16-year-old boy two days earlier, he had saved others.

Rubbing an oversized bandage on his left forearm, where he said he was grazed by a robber’s bullet, Ersland related details of what he said was a highly organized hit on the Reliable Discount Pharmacy.

"I just regret anybody would get killed,” Ersland said. "But if I wouldn’t have been here, there would have been three people killed — the other pharmacist and the two techs.”

Naturally, owing to the amount of pigment present/not present in the skin of the shooter and the shootee, charges of racism abound. Never mind that Our Hero™ was shot first; obviously it's racism that he shot and killed the young punk who tried to kill him. It's a sad yet predictable charge, one levied as easily as water in this day and age where nothing is ever your fault and "THE MAN" is always out to keep you down, I guess. Although a more prudent method of avoiding getting shot by law-abiding citizens would be to NOT ROB STORES AT GUNPOINT...

What's especially interesting is that the vicious thug pore choirboy caught in the wrong place at the wrong time was shot with a .380 ACP and still got up, falling only after the gun was emptied into his chest. The Kel-Tec .380 (they ID'd the gun - Toto, I don't think we're in MA anymore!) did its job - eventually. Time to re-think summer carry to exchange the P3AT for the 360PD, methinks.

In any case, good guys 1, bad guys 0.

Dead Goblin Count: 18.

That is all.

Thanks to alert reader and good friend brad_in_ma for the link!

Oh, the Viciousness!

Vicious Circle #10 is up for your listening enjoyment. Alan, pdb, Breda, Stingray & Labrat, Paul, TD and I discuss our favorite guns, rehash teh drama, and expose our various and sundry neuroses for the world (such as it is) to hear.

Go. Listen. Have a good laugh at our expense...

That is all.

New Shooter Report!

This past Saturday I took a friend I met through Scouting to the range for his first time shooting ever. He had never fired a gun before, making it as far as going to a gun range with a friend who had a permit only to find the range closed for quals. Last year during the WeBeLoS crossover he made some comments that made me think he might be 2A friendly, and I asked if he'd been shooting. He relayed the above story; we made tentative plan after tentative plan, and this past weekend it finally all came together.

We met Saturday afternoon after Mrs. G. got home from work. He lives up the street from me, so I swang in, picked him up, and drove to my gun club (side note: this is the kind of club I belong to - we get there at 4PM on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon to find the place deserted. We shot for over two hours and there wasn't another person there...) I gave my standard safety lesson, a brief overview of sight picture, and a quick demo on stance, and we were off to the races.

We started with rimfire goodness:

Smith & Wesson Model 17

Smith & Wesson Model 422

I was, quite frankly, surprised at how well I shot. First off, I haven't been shooting since I took my last new shooter, so I was fully prepared to suck wind. Secondly, whenever I take a new shooter, I take the first set of shots so they can prepare for what to expect. I don't shoot for great accuracy, aiming instead to keep all shots more or less in the same spot on a plate (I always start with a plain paper plate for new shooters so they don't feel disappointed if/when they don't hit the X-ring).

Next we moved onto centerfire guns:

Ruger Security Six

SigSauer P226

We started with the Ruger and some light .38 Specials, then shot the Sig with 9mm FMJs. Once he had a good feel for centerfire handguns, I loaded the Ruger with some smokin' Remington 158 grain .357 Magnum JSPs and let six fly. He was duly impressed, and gave the first QotD after his first time shooting the Magnums:

WOW.

We then went with the Remington 572:

Remington Model 572

After he got a feeling for the difference between pistols and rifles (put it this way: He took the plate he shot with the rifle home - something about a 2" grouping for 15 rounds!), we set up some clays on the 25 yard berm for some fun plinking. There's just something about watching a clay disappear when hit dead on to really hook in a new shooter (that and he hit clays 3 out of 6 times with the S&W model 17!).

Leading to the second quote of the day as I dropped him off at his house. He gathers his gear and starts to close the door, then opens it again, pokes his head back into the cab, and says,

So, um, when can we go again?

Heh. Heheheheheheheheheheheheh. Hook, line, and sinker.

That is all.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Lions and Tigers and... Carnies...

Over the long weekend the carnival rolled into town...


Carnival!


Ah, the carnival. Fat-fried food, rickety rides, surly carnies... What is it about this combination that draws children like moths to a flame? This is a little operation that typically rolls into town over the July 4th holiday; I'm not certain why they chose Memorial Day weekend. They set up shop in the stadium the city next to us used to use for their high school football games. It's right across the street from where Mrs. G. works, and when she saw the Ferris wheel going up she knew we had to take the kids...


TheBoy

Because, really, what would a long weekend be without a vomit-inducing ride on "The Sphinx", a pendulum-like ride designed to maximize the distance your corn dogs and fried dough travel in your stomach before your body decides to reverse gears...

(Quote of the night: TheBoy gets off one of the carnival rides and comes running over to us. "THAT WAS AWESOME!" he exclaims breathlessly. "A kid THREW UP!")

BabyGirl G

Yes, there was even a roller coaster, a small one for the little ones. BabyGirl G. is apparently every bit the thrill-seeker her daddy is - which portends well for Disney. I hear they have a ride or two the kids might be interested in...

They CAN peacefully coexist!

And yes, they were able to go on rides together. I was surprised by how mature and caring TheBoy can be - he helped her onto and off of several different rides, making sure she was safely buckled in before getting himself ready on a couple of rides, and checking to make sure she got off safely when the ride was done. It really made me proud how much he's growing up...

Oh, sure, for a bit they were squabbling and we used the time-honored "divide and conquer" method - I took TheBoy and Mrs. G. took BabyGirl G. We wandered around the carnival, stopping to play a game here and there, grabbing some fried dough or cotton candy for a treat. It's amazing just how much food a kid can put away when it's of the greasy, sugary, fat-fried variety...

And for once, both kids slept late yesterday morning. That alone was worth every penny...

That is all.

Remember...

As I approach the gates of heaven;
St. Peter I will tell;
One more soldier reporting sir;
I've served my time in hell.

-Mark Anthony Gresswell

Please take the time to remember what today's all about. Decorate a gravestone. Lower the flag to half-staff until noon. Thank someone who's been to hell and back.

For those who fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.

That is all.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

A Worthy Cause...

Brigid is concerned, and I concur, that the forces of evil will not rest until they have foisted another onerous gun control law on us. She has asked us to provide links to our state organizations - I've added GOAL (Gun Owner's Action League) in MA. Please stop by and leave your state's organization in the comments to her post. She's going to add the links to her sidebar, and it will be nice to have as many state orgs as possible.

These people will not rest until we're as helpless as the subjects of (formerly) Great Britain. Let's not make it easy for them...

That is all.

Standard Sunday...

Holy smokes. Seems like every time I get a spare second to breath, something else pops up... (Yeah, Jay, what else is new?). Less than 2 weeks until we get on the big grey bird of happiness and make our way to the land of the Mouse, and preparations are currently behind schedule. We're hoping to use the extra day off to our advantage (while still taking time to remember, of course).

And at some point today or tomorrow I hope to pick up my very own Eee so I can officially be one of the "cool kids" have an easily transportable computer to bring with me to Disney (and yes, I will fork over the ten beans a day to have in-room internet. I'm not an addict; I can quit anytime). I want to make sure I get it all set up to play nice with the home network before we leave and get in some quality blogging time with it so I'm not fumble-fingering around too much. Well, no more than usual...

I also need to figure out what the hell I'm going to do about my cell phone. I have to return the completely useless "replacement" phone they sent me - since it didn't come with a new battery it totally failed to replace my phone which I told them "will not hold a charge for more than 10 minutes"... Since it was their advise to get the replacement, they can send the damn thing back. I found a replacement battery at the recycling drive, but I'm a little leery of pinning my cellular communications on a salvaged battery. We're planning a lot of "divide & conquer" at Disney - I take TheBoy and we go do guy things; Mrs. G. takes BabyGirl G. and does girl things; our phones will of course be integral to inter-G. communications.

So, anyone got any thoughts on a good, sturdy cell phone?

And, at some point, I've got a passel of dirty guns to clean from yesterday's new shooter outing. Oh, and a new shooter report (here's a hint: I think he mighta liked it...). And some pictures of the kids at the carnival in town for the weekend (but don't worry, no pictures of the nice carny lady who offered to be my wife for the night...) Oh, and a cookout tonight at the Casa del Mom&Dad G. which offers much in the way of charred mammal flesh goodness...

Soon enough, summer will be here and there will be time to breathe. I hope.

That is all.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Confirmed...

Just got off the phone with my latest victim next new shooter. He's still in; in fact, his exact words were "I cleared the entire day's schedule just in case"... Heh.

After lunch I'm going to round up some ordnance and load some magazines. Think I'll go with the standard rotation:

Smith & Wesson Model 17 .22LR revolver
Smith & Wesson Model 422 .22LR semi-automatic
Ruger Security Six .357 Magnum/.38 Special revolver
SigSauer 9mm semi-automatic

I'm also bringing a .22 LR rifle; I'm trying to decide if I want to bring the lever-action Marlin 39A or the pump-action Remington 572. I'm also trying to decide if I should bring the Colt New Frontier or not. I'm leaning towards leaving it home, simply because we're going to be hard-pressed to get all of our shooting goodness in as it is...

I think I'm gonna stick with the paper plates, though, as I don't want to embarass myself too much...

That is all.

Learn Something New...

Contagious cancer threatens future of devils
(CNN) -- Australia's iconic Tasmanian devil -- widely known as trouble in Looney Tunes cartoons -- has been put on the country's endangered list, environmental officials announced Friday.

"My decision to uplist the Tasmanian devil is based on advice from the Threatened Species Scientific Committee, which lists the devil facial tumor disease as the major
threat to the devil," Environment Minister Peter Garrett said in a statement.

"This disease has led to the decline of about 70 percent of the Tasmanian devil population since the disease was first reported in 1996."

I think in the Taxonomy of Modern Dangers, contagious devil facial tumor disease ought to rank pretty high. Something about carnivorous marsupials gnawing your face off and giving you cancer at the same time just trips the ZOMG factor.

Wonder how long it will take before MSNBCNN starts running 'round the clock scare pieces on DFTD?

That is all.

Friday, May 22, 2009

You'll Never Guess Where This Happened...

Wilbraham condo owner faces no charges after shooting and killing neighbor
WILBRAHAM - A Boston Road condominium owner who shot and killed a neighbor Thursday night at present faces no charges because the shooting appears to be in self defense, Police Chief Allen M. Stratton said Friday.

Stratton said the Woodcrest Condominium resident, whose name was not released, told police he shot twice at a man who came into his apartment without permission, refused to leave and then became aggressive. The shooting took place just before 8:30 p.m.

Sounds pretty cut and dry, right? Dude comes into your home, ranting and raving, won't leave, and then starts getting violent. Homeowner retreats, gets gun, dude keeps coming. And gets two to the chest for his trouble. No reason to think the homeowner would be charged, is there?

Well, chew on this:
Stratton said the initial investigation so far indicates the "control, possession and use of the firearm was defensive in nature and consistent with Massachusetts General Laws."

Wow. I am simply stunned... Martha "we discourage self help" Coakley must be beside herself.

Dead Goblin Count: 17.

That is all.

Friday Fun Thread: Cars for the Goose...

Since last week's fun thread was Cars to get for your son's first car, this week naturally has to be:


Top Ten Cars to Get for Your Daughter's First Car.

Fair is fair, right? So here goes!





1. VW New Beetle convertible. Hands down. Gotta be the penultimate teenaged girl's car. Flower vase on the dashboard. Cute retro styling. Room for her and three of her friends (and not a lot of trunk space for coming back from the mall...)

2. Toyota MR2. Sporty, stylish, reliable, and cute. How much more perfect could this be for a girl's first car? Just don't let her brother drive it...

3. Land Rover Freelander. Bulletproof four wheel drive. Removable rear roof for open air fun. And where it's a Land Rover, it'll be in the shop too much for her to get in trouble with it (I kid, I kid)...

4. Mazda Miata. Really, is there any reason to say any more about this car? It practically defines cute... It also has the benefit of only being a two-seater, so she can only bring one gossiping friend to distract her.

5. Ford Escape. This is the "economy" version to the Freelander, an affordable small SUV that she won't be embarassed to drive, yet will offer better winter traction control and plenty of hauling space for sports or band equipment.

6. Honda Civic coupe. Reliable. Cute. Honda. How could you possibly go wrong with this choice? The car is sporty, but practical. It's good on gas and easy to park. Really, this would make a fine first car for either a boy or girl...

7. VW Cabrio. This was pretty much the de rigeur girl's car to have before the New Beetle came out in a convertible version. Cute, drop-top with German engineering. Sounds like Marlene Dietrich...

8. Volvo S40. For the dad obsessed with safety, the S40 is a good choice. It's a Volvo ("Boxy! But safe!"), so it'll basically withstand a direct nuclear hit. It's a German Swedish* offering, which means superior engineering (and repair price tag to boot...)

*thanks Brad!

9. Jeep Wrangler. Also a vehicle that's good for a son or daughter, and for the same reasons - good in the snow, fun in the sun. And the 4-cylinder version ain't racin' NOTHIN'. (I know. Sis G. had one. I remember driving it on the highway at 60 MPH with the engine SCREAMING...)

10. Subaru Impreza. Another entry in the "cute but practical" list. It's a Subaru, so it's great in inclement weather, will run forever if not abused (hence why it's not on the "son" list), and can be picked up used for a reasonable price.



There's my Top Ten Cars to buy your daughter for her first car. BabyGirl G. will not be getting a car when she is of driving age, as she will have no need of one in the convent...

That is all.

Apprehensive...

Breda has had very bad luck with the TSA. Christina has had a bad experience with this same alphabet agency. Joe Huffman (who I really need to add to the blogroll, note to self) has an entire category devoted to their shenanigans. There are thousands of stories out there, very few of them good, about people's experience with the "security" measures currently in place in our airports. The overwhelming feeling is that the policies do little more than pester and annoy the law-abiding (gee, sounds like gun control...)

I'm rather worried about my upcoming cattle drive FLA vacation. I'll be flying for the first time since 9/11, and I'll have my family with me (side note: I'm actually less concerned about the plane crashing because we're all together. In a weird, sick way, at least if something happens my kids won't grow up without a dad. Stupid, yes, but welcome to my neuroses...) I'll be trying to herd two very excited children through the labyrinth of Logan Airport to get them on the plane that's going to take them to Disney World. They'll be a little, err, rambunctious...

And add to this stress that I'll be getting into a big metal tube that by all rights has no business being on a public roadway, let alone the skies, and it's going to be hurtling through the air at 9,000 miles an hour and the speed of gravity is 9.8 meters/second2 and bird strikes and swine flu and waterboarding and-

Okay, it's obvious I need a prescription for something...

In any case, we're leaving two weeks from tomorrow. Planning's getting tight; we're running out the clock on having time to plan and/or order things for the trip. Add in the 14,000 things we need to do to get ready to fly, things we need to bring with us, etc. and it's adding up to a big headache. But all I need to do is ask the kids where we're going to be in two weeks and hear "DISNEY WORLD" at the top of their little lungs to know it's all worth it...

That is all.

Friday Gun Pr0n #112

Bet y'all thought I was kidding when I said I'd ordered one of these:


Pointy!


Yes, that is what it looks like. The pistol bayonet found here. It's not quite as big as I expected it to be:

Size comparison


But it comes with a Kydex sheath:

All Covered Up

And it fits on my SW99 in .40 S&W:


Eek! A Pistol with a Bayonet Attached!

Bring on Tinky Winky...

That is all.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

We've Got Both Kinds...

...Country [pause] and Western!

Okay, so there's two fiction inspired posts in one day today. This one's inspired by The Blues Brothers, the scene where they go to Bob's Country Bunker and wind up playing a country & western bar. Saw a clip of the start of that scene the other day, and it got me to thinkin'...

What could I sing in that scenario? Could I do an entire C&W set of songs I know by heart?

So, naturally, I had to sit down and list all the country songs I could sing by heart:

Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks
This is My Town - Montgomery Gentry
How Do You Like Me Now - Toby Keith
Forever and Ever, Amen - Randy Travis
Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash
Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels
Move It On Over - Hank Williams
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
Crazy - Patsy Cline
King of the Road - Roger Miller
Chattahoochie - Alan Jackson
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys - Willie Nelson & Waylon Jennings
God Bless The USA - Lee Greenwood (I'll sing this one just for Marko)
Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette



Fourteen songs - about two hours' worth - would make a pretty decent show...

That is all.

Have They Checked Sandy Berger's Pants?

National Archives loses hard drive with Clinton era records
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The National Archives -- a repository of important government documents, including the U.S. Constitution -- has lost a computer hard drive containing large volumes of Clinton administration records, including the names, phone numbers and Social Security numbers of White House staff members and visitors.

Officials at the Archives say they don't know how many confidential records are on the hard drive. But congressional aides briefed on the matter say it contains "more than 100,000" Social Security numbers, including one belonging to a daughter of
then-Vice President Al Gore. It also contains Secret Service and White House operating procedures, the staffers said they were told.

Now, I'm certain that this is mere happenstance, right? They claim that this is merely backup; that all of the original information is still safe. However, these are the same people that don't know just how much information disappeared into Sandy "Pants Burgular" Berger's Dockers. I find it more than a little interesting that this is now the second instance where Clinton era records have mysteriously vanished.

One can only wonder just how loudly the howls would ring were this to happen to records taken during the Bush administration. Hell, they've accused Obama of covering up for Bush because he kept some records sealed. Yet physical documents are stolen and destroyed; hard drives go missing; incident after incident garners nary a yawn in the media. Ho, hum, lost another hard drive with sensitive information about Clinton-era workings. File it under "M" for miscellaneous and hope no one notices.

One does have to wonder, though, what kind of quid-pro-quo is going on for Clinton - he takes the ambassadorship to Haiti and the same week sensitive documents from his administration mysteriously vanish...

That is all.

Fun Gunnie Thought Question(s)

Okay, so I just finished reading Heinlein's Tunnel in the Sky and digging it. For those not familiar with the novel, basically it's Lord of the Flies in Space - in this universe, teens and young adults are offered a test if they want to venture out into the universe at large. They are sent to an unnamed planet not of their choosing and must survive for a short period of time. Something goes wrong, and they wind up on the planet for considerably longer...

Naturally, this set the gears in motion...

Thought question #1: What gunnie gear would you bring with you for the original purpose - a 1-2 stay on a completely unknown world?

You're going to an unfamiliar planet with unknown dangers, and can bring only which you can carry. What firearms would you bring; how much ammo; what other gear?

Though question #2: What would you bring for a longer period of time?

Obviously the key plot device is that they didn't know it would be much longer than the "2-10 days"; however disregard this and focus on what you would bring - that you could carry on your person - for an indeterminate amount of time. Figure about a year's time - long enough that things wearing out might be an issue, etc. How does this change your answer from Thought question #1?


Jay's Answer #1: For the short, set period of time, I'd opt for firepower and lots of it. Springfield Armory SOCOM II with red dot sight zeroed at 100 yards; lots and lots of loaded 20 round magazines. The .308 Winchester wouldn't be ideal for dangerous large game, but since this would be more for protection, it's a last-ditch defense. 20 rounds of .308 should take down most anything smaller than elephant, and with 15-20 loaded mags (2 per day), should have plenty of ammo but still be able to carry it. For a pistol, a Smith & Wesson Model 629 with 4" barrel in a sturdy leather belt holster would work nicely. Figure 200 rounds of hot .44 Magnum.


For the short period of time, hunting really wouldn't be a big issue - with sufficient preparation, enough food could be brought to last a week or so. Add in a moderate first aid kit, water purification equipment, and a spare change of clothes or two; figure two to three flashlights and spare batteries to last 2 weeks of 12 hours/day use; backpacking Coleman lantern & single burner stove for light cooking; flint & tinder for fire starting and as many Ohio Blue Tip matches as can safely be stored.


Jay's Answer#2. Here's where things get more problematic. Since it's going to be a long time, and it's possible that you might need your gun on a daily basis, we'll rule out all semi-autos. Because of the time involved, a .22LR is absolutely critical if for no reason other than being able to take a lot of ammo. Remington 572 Fieldmaster pump-action rifle would make an excellent companion - can take small game at ranges of 25 - 50 yards, is reliable all day long, holds 15 rounds in the tube, and requires only a minimum of cleaning to work every time you need it. Match it with a Smith & Wesson 617 10-shot .22LR with 6" barrel, and you've got a manually operated pair of firearms with 10-15K rounds of ammunition.

For centerfire ammo - protection as well as larger game harvesting - I'd favor also keeping ammo commonality. Figure a Marlin 1894 in .357 Magnum paired with a 7-shot S&W Model 686 with 6" barrel. With practice, the rifle will hit medium game out to 150 yards, the pistol an easy 50 yards. At close range, either will make all but the largest predators re-think having you for dinner. It's a trade-off, certainly - a .45/70 Guide Gun provides far more hitting power; a Rem 700 in 300 Magnum will take even large game easily at 2-300 yards. But being able to pack 1½-2K rounds of premium JSP ammo in the same space as 4-500 rounds of .300 Mag may mean the difference between eating well for 6 months and starving the rest and eating okay the whole year.

As for other gear, covering the basics would be a necessity - general antibiotics, and sturdy cooking gear; hardy axe and hatchet; trenching tool; as many matches as will fit and several different fire-starting methods as well (including magnifying glass, natch). Having to last for up to a year means that a stove/lantern would be an extravagance; a cast iron skillet to place over a roaring campfire would be far more practical.


I don't claim to be a survivalist; I'm certain that anyone even vaguely interested in long-term survival in the wild can poke all kinds of holes in my list-of-fancy. But heck, that's why I put it out there - there's a world of information out there, and I'm always eager to learn.

So what would y'all bring for both the short- and long-term?

That is all.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

From the Department of "Not Getting It"...

Stingray and Labrat, the Atomic Nerds, attended the NRA Convention in Phoenix last week. Since they were there ostensibly as press, they foolishly bravely decided to actually commit an act of journalism (which is a hell of a lot more than you can say for the vast bulk of the alleged mainstream media these days).

Anyhoo, they stopped by the booth of H-S Precision to get an interview. You might remember that name from a contest Sebastian ran a while back because of an unfortunate endorsement they used in promotional materials (see my entry here). They had the mind-boggingly stupid choice of one Lon Horiuchi as spokeman for their rifle stocks. Needless to say, this provoked some consternation among the 2A community

Well, H-S Precision hasn't gotten any smarter, if the interview is any indication. It's bad enough that they won't acknowledge that they made a grievous error in the spokeskiller selection process, but now they're claiming that they don't do endorsements, period. Yes, H-S Precision went from being mere tone-deaf idiots to out-and-out liars.

How's that go? Oh yeah. H-S Precision. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire...

Good job guys.

That is all.

Don't Mess with Texans, Part 2

Suspected burglar shot after allegedly pulling gun on homeowner
SAN ANTONIO -- A man was shot to death after an apparent burglary late Sunday.The shooting happened on the 5,200 block of Northwest Trails just before 11:00 p.m. Click here to watch News 4 WOAI's Kristina De Leon's report.

Police were called after a man's body was found in a grassy area on the side of the road. The 26-year-old had been shot and killed after police say he burglarized a home off Timber Laurel earlier in the night.

Note to goblins, ne'er-do-wells, and other assorted miscreants: Do. Not. Fuck. With. Texans. These crazy sonsabitches will hunt your no-good ass down and kill you.

It appears as though the gentlemen who had been robbed recognized the goblin and went to confront him. Upon confrontation, said goblin displayed a weapon and threatened our hero with it. Said hero, being a Texan and therefore armed to the teeth, shot the goblin down. Please note: The goblin's firearm was not a magic talisman. He lacked the will to use it, even though he was the first to display it. Once again, the gun is not what's dangerous, the person is.

And since this is Texas:
Police are not sure if the homeowner's brother will face any charges, saying the shooting may be considered a case of self defense.

Hell yes. Look, they recognized the dude. Knowing who it was, they went prepared (read: armed). Sure enough, he was dumb enough to threaten them upon confrontation. And, since he lacked the will to follow through, got himself shot dead for his hesitation. We can only assume that he thought merely displaying his firearm would gain him the upper hand; he must not have run into victims who were unwilling to be victims...

Dead Goblin Count: 16

That is all.

Serf's Up!

Senate approves sales tax hike

The state Senate voted last night to increase the sales tax, lift the sales tax exemption on alcohol, and allow cities and towns to raise meals and hotel taxes, brushing aside criticism that higher taxes would hurt Massachusetts businesses by driving consumers over the border, particularly to tax-free New Hampshire.

The Senate plan, which cleared the House in April, would push the sales tax from 5 percent to 6.25 percent, while generating an estimated $633 million to offset deep cuts in services for the poor, elderly, and disabled.

Interesting. Just a few months ago the sales tax hike was "only" going to be 6%. They must not have heard enough hollering about that and decided to go for more. I guess we should be thankful they only raised it to 6.25% and not 10%. Or 20%. I mean, they know better, right? Yep. Good ol' Taxachusetts is right back in rare form.
At 6.25 percent, Massachusetts would have the second highest sales tax rate of the six New England states plus New York. Only eight states nationwide have a higher rate.

I wonder how many of those state senators will be re-elected in landslide victories, or run unopposed?

That is all.

A Weighty Issue

Long-time friend and blogfather Ricky of Toys in the Attic was kind enough to send me a very detailed account of his weight training regimen in response to my query a while back.

Since he put so much time into it, I'll reprint it in its entirety:



Wrote this thing 7 different times & never was happy with it, but I figured I'd put enough effort in so here 'tis:
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A reminder of Jim's question:
Can you recommend a weight lifting routine for at home. I have a set of weights for up to 40lb on a small dumbell. I've never lifted before, and would like to get into it, but a gym membership is not in the cards with the financial situation the way it currently is.

First, I'll say that gyms are going through the same financial situation that "we" are. Memberships are falling and fast; An example, my SIL was a long-time manager of a gym and personal trainer (she gives me a lot of workout/fitness information, BTW) who was 'canned' 2 weeks ago due to dwindling membership just a year after getting a *huge* pay raise for almost doubling the membership. So, the gyms are pretty desperate, too. If they're still trying to get you to sign up for some thousand-dollar fee on top of a $45/month contract, then yeah, they can take a hike. But, they're needing members - and fast - so don't assume that they're unwilling to change. My gym has gone to a $15/month-to-month system & they're a chain (Bodyplex,
bodyplexofcartersville.com to be exact....wow, that web site looks darn good, whoever designed it must be a genius!). Ahem, anyway, you have nothing to lose by checking & $15/month (or, even up to $25) is an absolute STEAL. Even if someone lost their job for 6 months, that'd be only $90; can't beat it.

But, I'll go forward under the assumption that there will be no gym.

Next, what Unpaid Bill typed in the comments is pretty much spot on, which was: "If you want to hike all day with a load, then you want low(er) weight, and lots of reps. If you want mass and strength, but are ok with needing a rest after a short time, then go with lots of weight and low reps. If you want to burn more fat, then add muscle, which means high(er) weight and less reps. Trying to burn fat strictly through cardio is not going to give you results in a reasonable amount of time. Definition is almost entirely dependent upon body fat, which is heavily dependent upon your diet. I don't care how much muscle you have, and how many "definition" exercises you do, you'll never look ripped until your body fat % drops under 10% or so. So I guess the important question is: "What do you want to accomplish?" then build a workout to accomplish that."

First, an overview & tips: If the max dumbbell is 40 lbs., what you're not going to accomplish is building mass. Nope, nada, not going to happen.
You can get in great shape and have phenomenal workouts, but to build mass you must lift heavy, throw down the calories and push down around 1 gram of protein for every pound of body weight. I know first-hand because for ~ 7 years I did the high-rep/moderate-weight routing & had ripped abs (wow, hard to remember that time since they're now covered with a gut) and low body fat. But, I couldn't gain muscle mass and it didn’t matter how hard I tried. So, unless that happens, and I'm assuming that it won't based on the info given, my second ASSumption is that building mass won't be in the cards (with the definition of "building mass" to be gaining > 10 pounds of body muscle). So, we're going to go forward with light-weight workouts.

For Jim, right off the bat & before doing the first exercise, I'd say go purchase a pull up bar (~$40) or some straps to use for pull-downs (bought some for $20 at Wal-Mart) in order to work the back. Your chest & your back are your biggest upper body muscles, not the arms, so they're the 'big' targets. Not doing this is akin to trying to run a car engine with a cloggy fuel filter & air filter. Everyone likes the double bicep pose, but your chest/back are the ‘real’ upper body muscles.

Next, keep in mind that if you're lifting the same weight & for the same number of reps that you were 6 months ago, you're not making progress. Keep a log of your training & always try to do more than the last workout. And even though the dumbbell weight is a bottleneck for you right now, you can change around your workouts by varying the angles & rest periods.

What are these tips/changes? Well, I’lll use Jay's bicep entry as the foundation:

Just like it sounds, sit in a chair with your knees out in front of you. Bring the weight bar from resting on your leg to your chest 10X one hand, then swap hands. Repeat 5X.

Respectfully, I'd suggest that there is no need for the weight to touch your leg, at all. [ed. I don't actually have it touch my leg, that's for reference only. In fact, for the last set of 10 reps, I intentionally take as long as possible to lower the bar down each time] In that situation, if I read it correctly, your lower bicep is not getting work that is necessary for a full bicep curl. Stand up, keep your back straight and curl those babies up. Then, get the 'negative', which is the downward motion of the rep. This is as important as the upward motion, because you're working the bicep just as much after contraction! S-L-O-W-L-Y lower the dumbbell back down, then explode it back up. Think 'fast up/contract the muscle & squeeze at the apex/slow down'. This goes for the chest (push-ups, since you don't have weights), triceps (dumbbell extentions), shoulders, etc. Don't push the weight up & then let gravity bring it back down: Remember, the goal isn't to lift the weight, it is to work the muscle. [quick tip: if you're working a body part & have on hand extra, put your fingers on the muscle you're working. Trust me, you'll focus more because you're not only looking but you're also feeling the 'peak' while you contract. Try it; sit down on the end of a chair with your legs fairly wide, grab a 15-25 lb. dumbbell with your right hand, place your right elbow about 4" up from the inside of your knee and start doing a round of concentration curls by bringing the weight up somewhat in the direction of the OTHER knee. Now, after about two reps, place the index finger of your left hand on the top of your bicep and literally feel the contraction as you do your reps...you can feel how much the muscle works as you're going lower & lower and more importantly, you’re focusing on working the muscle (the goal, after all). No matter what exercise you're doing, focus 100% on the muscle & form instead of how much you're lifting; heck, you decided that when you picked up the weight. I'm not going to be one of those dweebs who says "man, it's all mental" but I'd be liying if I said that it was all physical. Concentrate on the muscle, squeeze it to its max, work it hard and then feed it & give it rest. That's what your real goal is, not lifting X pounds]

Okay, with all that in mind, here is a chest staple routine that I've used on many occasions:

Monday: Chest/back

Standard Push-ups - just as it states. Get a comfortable grip & knock out as many as you can. Nope, not 3 sets of ten, that's for girls. Go until your face is about to smash the floor. Now, 30 seconds later..[ed. I do this as well as part of my nightly routine. In this exact manner...]
Wide Front Pull-ups/pull-downs - depends on if you got a pull-up bar or the bands mentioned above. Don't skimp and say "I'll use the dumbbell and do the one-arm bent over rows that they show on television". We're talking about the lats, all those huge muscles that won't be worked with a 40 lb. dumbbell. We'll do the dumbbell/back stuff a bit later, but now we need to work the lats. Pull-up or pull down, depending on our apparatus, with a wide grip (outside your shoulders) until you can do it no more. Then, 30 seconds later...
Do some Military Push-ups - with the palms located in front of your shoulders, then a bit lower so that your elbows go more toward your sides. You're still working the chest and not the triceps, so don't go strictly to the sides, but we're looking at a more narrow stance than the standard. Again, go to failure. Then, 30 seconds later…
Reverse Grip Chin-ups/Pull-downs. Same as before, you've just changed your grip so that your palms are facing you and your hands are positioned comfortably in front of you instead of having a wide grip. Max out, then take a 90 second break, then...
Wide Push-ups - We did the narrow version above, now place your palms rather wide & go til you can't. Then, 30 seconds later...
Closed Grip Overhand Pull-ups /pull-downs. Same as the first back exercise above, but your hands are now only a few inches apart. Hits another section of the back, just as the varying pushups hit different sections of the pecs. Then, 30 seconds later...
Decline Push-ups - put your feet up on a bed or chair, not too high though, and knock these out. You're tired, but even if you weren't you won't be able to do as many as normal pushups as you're hitting the upper pecs. Again, to failure, then 30 seconds later...
Bent over rows - back parallel to the floor, arms & dumbbell hanging straight down, palms pointed inward. Then, 'pull' your elbow backward until the weight is around where your belt would be, keeping your arm(s) close. Quicker if you have two dumbbells & if so, it would look a lot like you're pulling up your pants. Then, 30 seconds later...
Diamond Push-ups - A pushup with your fingers spaced apart as much as you can get them, then with the index fingers & thumbs touching so that the in-between space of your hands would be shaped somewhat like a diamond. Your chest will go toward your hands, so be sure not to lower your face down, but your chest (otherwise you'd be hitting triceps instead of chest). 30 seconds later...
Reverse Grip Bent-over Rows - Same as the previous back routine, except this time you're holding the weight as you would if you were doing bicep curls. So, palms out, bend over so your back is flat, then bring up the elbows. As many as you can.

Do that routine for two Mondays, then do two sets of the routine (do it twice). The above should only take 14-20 minutes, so knock out another set. The actual routine calls for two sets of each so you should be up to that level of intensity after two sessions.

There you go, a chest/back workout that won't use more than 40 lbs. If you're not pumped after THAT routine, I'll donate money to the DNC.

Here’s the kicker with the low weight workouts: you can only do them with appreciable efficiency for 2 months. After that, you’ll need a change, which means heavier weights. Your arms/shoulders will be fine, 40 lbs is a decent amount of weight for one bicep/tricep/deltoid to work. But, your chest/back/quads are going to need higher intensity because after two months you are going to reach a plateau. Chances are, if one is dedicated & doing weight lifting regularly, he'll want "more" because he'll be able to visually see the results on top of feeling them. Looking in the mirror and seeing muscle after years of seeing nothing but soft skin is a game changer, believe me.
I won't go further right now, my fingers are tired. But, if you (or anyone) is interested, I can type out the Wednesday (legs) & Friday (arms/shoulders) routines upon request.

Have a good one,

RW




Seriously good information there. Thanks Ricky!!! This is why I put the questions out to everyone - because in this day and age, chances are pretty good that someone, somewhere out in the ether has the exact answer that you're looking for, and is more than happy to share their knowledge.

Now, get to work on those muscles!

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Reminder: Gun Nuts Tonight!

Breda reminds us that Gun Nuts will be broadcasting remotely tonight, and that there will be a special guest host: Kevin Baker (one of my very faves) from The Smallest Minority.

Tune in on BTR tonight at 9:00 PM EST and join the fun!

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Travel Bleg

I just realized something. In two weeks and four days, we're leaving for our Disney vacation. That means that I will be getting on a plane for the first time in nearly ten years. I haven't flown since before 9/11, a business trip taken solo before I had kids.

Which means that my first introduction to post-9/11 air travel is going to involve to schoolkids and a tight schedule.

This does not bode well, especially since I'm not what you'd call a good flyer to begin with. What changes should I be most aware of (i.e. what's likely to get me pulled out of line fastest)? The last time I traveled by air it was a "hop out of the cab at 7:30 for an 8:00 AM flight" kinda thing. I'm guessing it's a little different now. I'm just trying to minimize the likelihood of anything interfering with our vacation goodness...

And, as it turns out, it appears I'll be meeting with both the Allens and the Wests. Nice!

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Oh, THIS Won't Affect Anything...

Obama gets tough on fuel economy
NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- The Obama administration on Tuesday is set to propose stricter fuel economy standards in an effort to cut down vehicle greenhouse gas emissions.

The plan will require passenger cars and light trucks to get an overall average of 35.5 miles per gallon by 2016, according to a senior administration official with knowledge of the plan. By that year, cars will be expected to average about 39 mpg and 30 mpg for trucks.

With two of the "Big Three" US Automakers currently filing for bankruptcy protection, putting insanely high fleet mileage requirements in place for only six years hence isn't going to change things, is it? We're going to apply Colonel 0bama's Magical Unicorn Dust to the internal combustion engine and wrangle 30% more efficiency in six years, right? And struggling car manufacturers - already trying to simply stay solvent - are going to be falling over themselves to invent stunning new technology to meet these specifications...

The manufacturer that can build a truck that gets 30 MPG will decimate the opposition - *if* they can do it without sacrificing payload or towing capacity. Ditto the car that gets 39 MPG - all the ads currently running put the mileage of even the little cars (Corolla, Civic, etc.) at or below that figure - and 39 MPG is supposed to be the average, meaning that any car that only gets 30 MPG (which is pretty darn good) will need equal numbers of 48 MPG cars to offset.

We tried this in the early 1990s: See Metro, Geo. It's listed under Sales, Abysmal.

I particularly liked this bit:
The proposed plan is expected to add about $600 to the cost of a car, the official said. That's on top of $700 added by changes to fuel economy rules that have already been recently enacted, the official said, but consumers should be able to save enough in gas to make up for the cost.

Oh, our mucking around in things we neither understand nor really care about is *only* going to cost the consumer $1,300. First off, everyone who thinks this will *only* cost $1,300, raise your hand. I have some seacoast property in Utah to sell you. Secondly, if there were an improvement that could be made for $600 that would raise gas mileage from 27.5 MPG to 39 MPG, don't you think the manufacturers would have been FALLING over themselves to do it when gas was $4/gallon???

I can't tell what scares me more: The thought that 0bama is this freaking clueless, or that he's not...

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NRA Convention/2A Blog Bash Wrap-Up

The 2009 NRA Convention and Second Amendment Blog Bash wrapped up yesterday. Everyone who attended undoubtedly has dozens if not hundreds of stories to tell; tales of meeting new people; close encounters with celebrities both in the gunnieverse and online; pictures of new and exciting hardware; and a thousand other really cool things that all make me green with envy that I wasn't able to attend...

First off, some links:


Everyone, I am supremely jealous. I *WILL* be in Charlotte next year. With any kind of luck, I'll be renting a van and dragging a bunch of East Coast bloggers with me. But in any case, MArooned will be on the list next year. Count on it.



I'd be lying if I said I was happy about missing the convention and 2A Blog Bash, that's for certain. What I haven't mentioned, though, is that I'd have been equally sad had I made it to the convention, for I would have missed the following events:

  • Cub Scout Electronics Recycling Fundraiser - not only would I have missed it, but since I was 50% of the muscle for most of the day, it most likely would not have happened.
  • Birthday party for one of my son's friends - this was the little girl that hosted TheBoy's first sleepover; her dad and I go way back, and he actually called me asking me to bring extra fishing poles for the fishing party. Once I got there, I got pressed into service baiting hooks and casting lines.
  • My goddaughter's First Communion - mind you, her godmother missed it because of a vacation, so she wouldn't have had either godparent present had I been in Phoenix.



I'm sad I missed the festivities, but I'm glad I was home for all the other good stuff in my life. I'll wait until next year, when I can plan accordingly...

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Monday, May 18, 2009

More Piss-Poor Customer Service

The inimitable Ambulance Driver tears his local bike shop a new one. Money quote:
When your dealership folds - and it surely will, the way you're going - I hope I see all of you knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, monosynaptic, apathetic fucktard wastes of protoplasm working the counter at Mickey D's.
Heh. That man has a way with words, doesn't he?

So, to recap: Any readers in the SE LA area are hereby warned to steer clear of Cycles & More in Lake Charles, LA. Unless they have abnormally low blood pressure and need it raised, that is...

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I See... Dumb People...

Looks like today's just the day for stupid people left and right...

Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.

According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.

Way to go, Shoeleather Joe...

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