Monday, November 30, 2009

Revolving Door? Try No Door...

Manhunt Continues For Missing Inmate
The search continues on Monday for an inmate who walked away from a minimum-security prison in Bridgewater after news broke that he faces new charges.

The Department of Corrections said 51-year-old Manson Brown escaped from the Old Colony Correctional Center Friday evening after word got out that he was indicted on rape and home invasion charges in a 1996 attack in Cambridge.

"Escaped" is putting a benevolent spin on things. Brown learned that he was going to be charged with the more serious charges of rape and home invasion and simply walked out of the facility. Here's the real kicker:
Brown was classified as minimum security even though he escaped from prison twice before – once in 1982 from MCI-Plymouth and in 1983 from Brooke House, a residential contract house.

Got that? Even though he was in jail for violent crimes, he was in a minimum security prison. Even though he had escaped, twice before, once from a minimum security prison, he was still in a minimum security prison. Somehow Brown managed to get word of his impending indictment before the folks that run the minimum security prison, and simply walked away. That's criminal "justice" in the state of Massachusetts. Three 187 strikes and we'll start thinking about getting serious...

MA: You're more likely to escape from jail here.

That is all.

Inspired by Vicious Circle #28...

Just for Unix-Jedi, here's a little something inspired by the most recent episode of Vicious Circle:

MArooned Carbon Credit Program

Oh, that oughtta ruffle some feathers...

BIG props to great friend, commenter, 9-12 attendee, and all-around P-shop guru sci-fi for the fantastic work done. The astute viewer will recognize the picture of me from my "Three rules for dating my daughter poster", the rest is sci-fi's magic...

That is all.

MArooned E-mail Policy

I couldn't remember if I'd ever set down an actual policy for e-mails received here at MArooned Central (address: stuckinmassachusetts@comcast.net). So here goes:

Any and all e-mail received becomes the property of MArooned, blah blah blah. This means that - unless you tell me otherwise - it's fair game for posting. I won't post full names, or full locations, unless given specific okay/instruction to do so; if John Doe from Chicago, IL sends me an e-mail with a picture attached, the default post will have the picture and attribution to "John from IL".

If you don't want it posted, just tell me. Not a problem at all. If I don't see otherwise, it is considered fair game and may become a post here at MArooned. Submissions may consist of, but are not limited to, personal gun pron; humor of a political nature; political or other cartoons; jokes/humorous anecdotes/etc. Not all e-mails will be published; only those that strike me as funny/poignant/infuriating/etc. Your mileage may vary; void where prohibited by law; no rebroadcast allowed without express written consent of Major League Baseba- oops.

The following are universally welcome:
  • Dead goblin stories
  • Questions about guns/CCW/etc.
  • Gun pr0n
  • Cool car photos
  • Requests for Top Ten car lists

Any questions, just ask. This is to be considered somewhat of a "living document"... *g*

That is all.

Raising the Stakes...

I mentioned receiving two laser sights for review last Monday from the LaserLyte company. Imagine my surprise when I received an e-mail from a representative of LaserMax with the same request:
Please send me your address so I can send you some samples.

Two out of three from my request. Only Crimson Trace hasn't responded (guys! There's still time!).

Two days later, I got another box 'o' happy fun stuff, this time from LaserMax:

Box 'o' Fun Stuff #2

See that? They even included extra batteries!

Will, the LaserMax rep, suggested a comparison between the two brands of laser sights:

It would be great if you could compare laser brightness, practical ease of activation, time required to install and remove laser sight, etc, etc.

The plan is to give each manufacturer its own review, then follow up with impressions of the two (or three, if CT decides to join in, hint hint...). So far, both sets of sights have been installed. They both look very impressive, and I'm really looking forward to trying them out at the range. Both companies included a sight for the Sig P226, so there will be a direct comparison using the same gun; LaserLyte also sent a sight for my G30 and LaserMax sent a universal Weaver-mount sight that will be tested on my Smith & Wesson 422 (.22LR).

I'll be posting initial impressions of the LaserLyte sights later this week, and plan to get to the range next Monday (gotta love burning vacation days before year end!) to test all four units out. I'm going to try to test both at an indoor range and an outdoor range, and will have pictures (and possibly video, if I can manage it) from at least the outdoor range (my gun club). Each manufacturer will get its own initial impression review; a preliminary shooting review, and a couple follow-up reviews - figure it'll be good to see how they hold zero over a few hundred rounds.

I'm excited as all get-out about this - does it show???

That is all.

PS: Once again, there's still time if Crimson Trace wants in on this MArooned exclusive... *g*

Sunday, November 29, 2009

New Blogs! New Blogs!

Got a couple blogs to add to the MArooned 'roll today. One actually contacted me, the other I found through my obsessive compulsive perfectly normal stat check...

1. Gun Holsters blog. It's the blog portion of the GunHolsters.com website, part of a commercial venture which includes companies like BDU.com and Tactical.com.

2. Shall Not Be Infringed. Hmmm. I wonder what that blog is all about? *g* Good, solid gunnie goodness here.



Welcome aboard folks!

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On the One Hand...

...I'd like to think there's more important work they could be doing.

To-do list aside, Congress tackles Confucius, National Pi Day

(CNN) -- It was supposed to be an aggressive agenda -- an agenda of change, some promised -- intended to right the economy, overhaul health care and reform immigration policy.

Declaring National Pi Day and honoring Confucius' birthday, then, might seem like odd tasks for the 111th Congress.

While lawmakers continue to wrangle over the hot-button issues expected to dominate this session's legislative agenda, pet resolutions known as "commemoratives" have seen greater success navigating the House and Senate.

On the other hand, when they're "debating" picayune details like the above, they're not raising my taxes, curtailing my freedom, or growing the Federal government at an unprecedented rate. So bring on the "National Toothbrush Awareness Day" and "Appreciation of Natural Mouth Flora" week. If it keeps these flounders from screwing with the Constitution, I'm all for it.

Anything that keeps these clowns away from doing anything serious is good in my book...

That is all.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Shenanigate...

Heh. Vicious Circle #28 centers on the recent events regarding Global Warmering and the release of certain data and e-mails that suggests that the pro-Anthropogenic Global Warming crowd may have been, well, less-than-100%-truthful in their assertions and data.

IOW, "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE HOCKEY STICK"...

Join alan, pdb, Gay_Cynic, Unix-Jedi, aepilotjim (in his cherry-bustin' debut!) and your humble host as we mock, deride, debunk, deface, fold, spindle, mutilate, slice, dice, crush and otherwise debate the AGW crowd and their antics.

"Shenanigate" was Jim's idea - I like it, but I still think there's something better out there... Any ideas on what to call this? Unix-Jedi suggested "Clima-quiddick", in that since it involved a pet project on the left it would continue to receive minimal media attention and get buried at the next convenient junction. Alan suggested the tried-and-true media trick of attaching "-gate" to the main idea for "Climate-Gate".

And we all agreed that something more descriptive like "Lying Fuckweasels Trying to Gain Unprecedented Control Over the Sheeple Using Lies and Statistics" was more accurate yet far too unwieldy...

That is all.

Headline of the Week

Jet-powered Ford guns for 300 mph
(Wired) -- Joe Wilkins knew there was only one way to give his supercharged, alcohol-injected Hemi-engined hot rod more power: Put a jet engine in the trunk.

"It started as a hobby and turned into a monster," said Joe Wilkins, the motor madman behind what might be the wildest 1939 Ford ever built. He's an inventor and defense department contractor, and the idea of goosing the Ford's ability to turn heads and shred tires came when he bought a used gas turbine engine.

"I got hooked on the simplicity and power that this thing produced, and I decided one day I want to put it in a car."


That sound you hear in the background? That's "America the Beautiful" played on a banjo, accompanied by a Gibson Les Paul.

And talk about tripartisanship:

The car is an amalgamation of the Big Three, with a Chrysler engine, Chevrolet drivetrain and Ford body.

"It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up. That Model A body makes it look like a pup"

I dunno. There's just something about a jet-powered 1939 Ford going 300 MPH that screams "G-d Bless America!"...

That is all.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Is Moose and Squirrel...

...who are having a birthday today.

(CNN) -- Fifty years ago, Jay Ward's animated moose and squirrel duo, "Rocky & Bullwinkle," debuted on ABC, forever changing the way the world looked at animated television.

His daughter, Tiffany Ward, continues her father's legacy as executive producer of the feature films "The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, "Dudley Do-Right" and "George of the Jungle," and Cartoon Network's (sister channel to CNN) new "George of the Jungle" animated TV series.

Man... I remember watching "Rocky & Bullwinkle" as a kid. "Fractured Fairy Tales", "The World of Commander McBrag", "Go-Go Gophers"; hell, half of those cartoons couldn't be produced today without week-long protests (kinda like Blazing Saddles...) Happy Birthday to Rocky, Bullwinkle, Dudley Do-Right, and all the rest of the crazy gang in Mooselvania...

It's a sad world when we can no longer hear Mr. Peabody say "Quiet, you" to his pet boy Sherman...


That is all.

Friday Fun Thread: Cartoon Cars

Taking a break from the "Cars of the Big Three" series, today's fun thread was suggested to me by friend and Northeast Bloggershoot attendee David from Fighting for Liberty. David asks,
Can you do a top 10 cartoon cars? Mystery Machine, Speed racer's auto, Lightning McQueen, there has to be enough material out there.
Yeah, I can do that... So without further ado, here's the Top Ten list of Cartoon Cars!

1. Mach 5, Speed Racer. The Mach 5 will always occupy the #1 spot on any cartoon car list I assemble, even if Spritle and Chim-chim are stowed away in the trunk. Saws, bulletproof glass, even the ability to operate as a submarine, the Mach 5 could pretty much do it all. Except lock the trunk, of course...

2. Mystery Machine, Scooby Doo. We always wondered what was in those Scooby snacks, and we also wondered what happened in the back of the big technicolor containing four teenaged sleuths and a large and hungry canine.

3. Flintstone mobile, The Flintstones. From falling over on its side from the weight of a rack of brontosaurus ribs to being powered by Fred's feet, the Paleolithic Flintstone mobile has got to be one of the most recognizable cartoon cars not actually based on any real automobile...

4. Lightning McQueen, Cars. Okay, so this one gets a nod for being the most recent of cartoon cars, but Lightning represents Pixar's take on the animated automobile. Combined with the vocal talent of Owen Wilson, Lightning McQueen comes to life as a generic race car of modern lineage.

5. George Jetson's car, The Jetsons. From the unmistakable poot-poot-poot sound it made when traveling to the trap door for Elroy, opening glass for George, or ability to fold into a briefcase (and therefore suspend the laws of physics since George could carry it), the Jetson mobile is definitely the most "far out" car on the list.

6. Wheelie, Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch. This one must have had its trademark protection run out or something, because it seemed like it was on two or three times a day when I was a kid. The VW Bug-inspired Wheelie would be chased by the Chopper Bunch, foil their plans, and ride off into the sunset with his girlfriend Rota Ree.

7. The Homer, The Simpsons. "Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding, like a Nerf™ ball". It had a horn that played "La Cucharacha" and twin bubble domes. Shag carpeting, a bowler hood ornament, and three horns (because you can never find a horn when you're mad). Inevitably led to the destruction of Powell Motors. "His life was an unbridled success. Until he found out he was a Simpson."

8. The Gadget Mobile, Inspector Gadget. It could change from a sports car to a van, and housed Inspector Gadget, his niece Penny, and Brain the dog in their search for zany adventures while fighting the forces of MAD.

9. Mr. Magoo's jalopy, Mr. Magoo. "Out of the way, road hog" [honk] started every episode of Mr. Magoo. Nothing terribly memorable about the jalopy, except that it served as one of the main ways that Quincy - and his famous myopia - would get him into and out of trouble on a regular basis.

10. Speed Buggy, eponymous. Hmmm. Where have we seen this combination before? A talking car, a gender-specific group of indeterminantly aged yet definitely young and hip kids, and madcap adventures around the world? Nope, doesn't ring any bells... Well, at least the dune buggy aspect was different...



So there's my list of Top Ten Cartoon Cars. I'm certain that there are newer cars that I've missed, but it's been a long time since I've watched cartoons that didn't list the alphabet on a minutely basis. I eschewed the car from the Ambigously Gay Duo for, well, obvious reasons.


What obvious cartoon cars did I miss?


That is all.

Startling...

Breibart presents a fascinating month-by-month chart showing the rising unemployment numbers starting in January of 2007:



Notice that it starts out at 4.6% in January 2007 - which, coincidentally I'm sure, is when the Democrats took back control of the House and Senate - and continues to rise today. January 2007 through today. Nearly three years of Democratic control, one of which they also controlled the Presidency. And yet, unemployment continues to rise; businesses continue to close their doors; cities and states struggle with financial crises and budgetary shortfalls.

We shouldn't have to hope that the change promised us won't get any worse - remember this next November...

That is all.

Article sent to me by good friend and commenter sci-fi, who I am pretty sure has recovered from his tryptopham coma by now...

Friday Gun Pr0n #139

Heh. Today's post was pretty much a foregone conclusion after the shipment I got from LaserLyte last week:

SW99 with LaserLyte PB-3

There's just something about a handgun with a bayonet. Sure, it's not practical. Sure, it takes Thunderwear pretty much right out of the equation. Sure, it makes about as much sense as a kickstand on a tank. But damn if that picture doesn't kick over my giggle box...

Besides, everyone knows that bayonets repel teletubbies and pokemons...

That is all.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

And, Just Because...

...it's gotta be said:



Happy Turkey Day everyone!

That is all.

Gotta Love a Story with a Happy Ending...

Authorities Investigate Deadly Home Invasion In Berlin
BERLIN, N.H. -- One man has been killed, another injured in a shooting in Berlin.

Police said Nathaniel Springfield, 23, was shot and killed in an apparent armed robbery attempt at an apartment on Third Avenue Wednesday night.
This dude had serious cojones:
The attorney general's office said that Springfield was one of three men that forced their way into the apartment. Two of the three men were armed with handguns.

Once inside, the attorney general's office said the men assaulted a man and woman inside the apartment. The male resident managed to get his own gun and multiple shots were exchanged.

In addition to Springfield's fatality, officials said a second suspect was critically wounded.

Two of the three assailants had guns already, and this guy kills one and injures a second. That's a solid .500 in my book... This is why you have a plan, and practice. You never know when a group of crackheads is going to come crashing through the door.

At least this had a happy ending for your Thanksgiving enjoyment...

Dead Goblin Count: 32

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Pre-Turkey Day Dinner Weigh-In...

Let's see. Hopped on the scale just to see how bad I'm gonna be. 176.5 lbs. Given that my target weight is 175, and I've been within 5 lbs of that for two and a half years now, I'm pretty pleased with my weight-management program. It gets tough, during the year, refraining from indulging as often as I used to, but on special occasions it's nice to suspend the diet and eat what I'd like. I still watch the portions, but I don't get fanatical. If I do gain a few, they'll come back off. So in that spirit, with regards to the festivities beginning later today:

Let's see if we can get that over 180 by tomorrow...

That is all.

Giving Thanks...

On Thanksgiving we set aside a day to give thanks for the bountiful harvest of our lives. In simpler times this was a literal harvest, as the crops would have been collected long before now and prepared for the long winter. In current times it's more metaphorical, a philosophical pause before the craziness of the Christmas frenzy and New Year's celebration.

So what am I thankful for?

  • I'm thankful for my family: Mrs. G., TheBoy, and BabyGirl G. I am blessed beyond belief with two smart, healthy children that I love more than life itself, and I thank G-d everyday that I may be strong, smart, and good enough to help them grow and be the father they need. I struggle every day to be a better person, a stronger man and better Christian so that I may set a good example for them. Sometimes I fail; and when I do I am thankful for their forgiveness.
  • I'm thankful for the good friends, both in real life and online, that I am in contact with on a regular basis, as well as those that I may not see or talk to every day but think of often. I may not tell you how much I value our friendships, but believe me, some days talking to my friends is the only thing between maintaining the last shred of my sanity and diving into a large bottle of bourbon...
  • I'm thankful to be employed in a job I don't hate in a business that is steady and reliable. I appreciate getting up in the morning and not dreading the drive into work. Life is much better without the constant threat of layoffs hanging over one's head.
  • I'm thankful for the good, smart, funny people that, for some strange reason, see fit to come to my little corner of the internet and read the monkey poo I fling against the walls random thoughts and anecdotes I post.
  • I'm thankful for my fellow gunbloggers and conservatives fighting the good fight around our country and around the world. At times it seems a Sisyphean challenge to keep the forces of evil socialism and incremental nanny-state-ism at bay, but we must remember that no less than the fate of the last bastion of freedom is at stake.
  • I'm thankful for the men and women in our armed forces both at home and abroad fighting to keep us safe and free. It is their sacrifice that allows me to sit in comfort at my computer and complain about that which I feel is not right; may I never forget that my freedom hinges on their commitment to our nation.
  • And on a lighter note, I'm thankful for eight cylinder engines, Magnum caliber handguns, and evil black rifles with large capacity magazines. G-d bless the United States of America.

As we gorge on turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and pie today, please stop and take a moment to think about what's truly important in your lives and give thanks. Think of the men and women serving around the world who will sit down to Thanksgiving dinner with their brothers and sisters in arms, the finest family the world has ever seen. Think of those who have gone before us, our forebears who sacrificed and struggled through times much harder than these to scratch out a living and insure that their children went further than they did.

And have a second piece of pie and an after dinner aperitif...

That is all.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Just In Case...

...some of you have actual, y'know, lives and won't be online tomorrow, have a safe, happy, and healthy Thanksgiving holiday. Eat turkey by the pound, have a second slice of pie (I know I will), and enjoy the company of those with whom you celebrate the day. Remember to give thanks for the things in life that mean something to you; remember those before you who have made it all possible; and think of those who may be thankful someday for what you are doing now.

Above all, have a great Thanksgiving - or as I like to call it, "Got the hell outta England" Day...

That is all.

Well, Well, Well...

Police: Census worker made death look like homicide to get money
FRANKFORT — A part-time U.S. Census worker found dead near a secluded Clay County cemetery killed himself but tried to make the death look like a murder, authorities have concluded.

Bill Sparkman, 51, of London, apparently was trying to preserve payments under life insurance policies he had taken out, one as recently as May, which paid benefits if he died as a result of murder or accident, but not suicide or natural causes, police said.

Remember this story? Some on the left were convinced that this was eeeevil right wingers - either Tea Party associates or militias or both - that lynched a poor census worker just trying to do his job. Certainly this was well within the capabilities of those knuckle-dragging bitter clingers, right? Because they protest against certain aspects of governmental excess, that means they're vicious psychotic killers, right?

Don't worry - I'll get the carbons for your written apologies...

That is all.

What's In A Name?

Jeanette from GunHolsters.com* e-mails me with the following story:

One Man, 36 Gun Nicknames
Last week, we gave you some of the craziest gun nicknames that have appeared throughout history. This week we offer up 36 original nicknames that all come right out of one man’s arsenal.

The gentleman, who decided it was best to remain anonymous, was kind enough to let us take a peek at his gun collection. Not only was he kind enough, he was thorough enough to remember why he gave his guns pet names like Baby Nasty and Frankenlove.

Go take a read - it's pretty interesting to see the thought that goes into some of the names.

I've never gotten into the whole naming of guns. Oh, I understand why people do it, don't get me wrong; I just don't get that involved with my hardware... I've tried, certainly - I've named cars I've owned in the past (1985 GMC Jimmy was "Lurch" for the way it cornered; the Ram I'm driving now is "Brunhilda"...); why not rifles? Well, it just doesn't seem to stick for me - I've tried referring to my Mosin-Nagant 91/30 as "Olga", but 99 times out of a 100 I'll just say "Mosin Nagant 91/30" - the name just doesn't stick for me.

So... To name or not to name, that is the question...

That is all.

*mental note: add to blogroll

The Possibilities Are (Nearly) Limitless

Pa. university students upset about fitness class
PHILADELPHIA — A Pennsylvania university's requirement that overweight undergraduates take a fitness course to receive their degrees has raised the hackles of students and the eyebrows of health and legal experts.

Officials at historically black Lincoln University said Friday that the school is simply concerned about high rates of obesity and diabetes, especially in the African-American community.


They need to be at a certain weight to graduate. Interesting. Now, if they signed on to the college knowing this, then shame on them. If it's something that the college put into place after they had already started classes, then not so much. The college isn't requiring the kids to lose weight or lower their BMI, just to take a gym class.

While I'm uncomfortable with the slippery slope this represents - there's a whole host of unhealthy lifestyle choices they could set their sights on - I think we could expand this to be useful. If they're doing this under the pretense of "Why have a college degree if you're going to drop dead of heart disease at 35?", there's a bunch of other skills college students should have before they graduate.

Maybe they should have to be able to:

  • Shoot an IDPA course.
  • Field-strip an AR.
  • Dress a deer.
  • Spot a zombie outbreak
  • Change a flat tire.
  • Survive a week in the woods.
  • Show proficiency in swimming.
  • Negotiate a used car sale.
  • Show independent thought (okay, that might be too far-fetched).

Or any other number of useful life skills that don't normally get taught in higher education. Heck, just allowing opposing (conservative) viewpoints on campus would go a long way towards showing the college is trying to prepare the kids for real life...

All I know is, I'm damn glad there wasn't a weight requirement for graduation when *I* was in school...

That is all.

Gunnie Stuff I Don't Get...

I'll start off with a disclaimer: "Because it's cool", "Because I don't have one", "Because it scares the crap out of Sarah Brady/Chuck Schumer/Diane Feinstein/etc.", "For the hell of it", "Because I can", or "why the hell not" are perfectly valid reasons for getting an accessory/modifying a firearm/buying an obscure caliber.

I have nothing against the following items; I just don't understand them.



  • Pistol caliber carbines with short barrels. Okay, why? Why on earth would you take a perfectly valid PCC and then pay extra money in the form of the ATF stamp to SBR it when you could, oh, buy the freakin' pistol?

  • Folding stock kits for SKSs. SRSLY. Get an AK. Even now they're back under $500; you're gonna drop $300 for the SKS and $150 for the stock, so for $50 savings you miss out on the detachable mag?

  • Assault rifle pistols. I'm sorry, this has GOT to be the dumbest thing on the market. The AR-15 is a little more understandable, although I've got to wonder what kind of accuracy loss is endured from a 9" barrel. The AK-47 pistols make ZERO sense IMHO.

  • Obscure pistol calibers. I mean, really... .45 GAP? .32 Guardian? Even .357 Sig - slightly more powerful than .40 S&W, three times as hard to find and twice the price. The whole idea of having a handgun is that you have something portable you can carry with you for protection - when the ammo for a range session costs nearly as much as another pistol, how often are you going to practice with it? And when you can't find .45 ACP on the shelves, what's the likelihood of finding .50 Heffalump or .45 SOMPC*

  • Belt-fed semi-automatic rifles. Yeah, I know, in 99% of the cases it's someone who'd really like to have the full auto version but can't afford the ten$ of thou$and$ they cost. I'm sympathetic in this regard. Kinda like the folks that buy the semi-auto Mac-10s. $300 it's a fun plinker. $3K for the fun switch and it's just too damned expensive. You've got to admit, though, a belt-fed rifle with a semi-auto receiver is a lot like a Ferarri with a three speed automatic transmission...

  • Rifle caliber handguns. I'm the guy that has the Snubbie from Hell™, and even I can't see the appeal in a .308 Winchester handgun. What's the point? Unless you're training for an Iron Man competition, I fail to see why someone would volunteer for premature carpal tunnel syndrome...

  • Accessory rails on pistols. Really. Look, I can grok the whole "having a light on your home defense gun". Sure, there are applications where having a hand free(r) is a good thing. But that's the thing - if you've got a pistol, you've already got a hand free. That hand can operate a separate flashlight at a tiny fraction of the cost of a rail-mounted unit. As far as mounting a laser, please - you're going to drop that kind of cake on a gun with a rail and then skimp on the aiming system? Mall ninja, please.

  • Drum magazines on semi-automatic rifles. This one perplexes me to no end. If you don't have the fun switch, why on G-d's Green Earth would you drop $100 and up for a 75 round drum when you can spend $30 for three 30 round magazines? It makes no financial sense whatsoever. Heck, even in FA mode, you put 75 - 100 rounds through an AK and the handguard's gonna burst into flames...

  • Fake suppressors. I really don't understand the point of a fake can. "Look at me! I'm too cheap for the real thing!" I mean, you're not fooling anyone, especially when you pull the bang switch and are rewarded with a full volume report. Spend the $200. Get the stamp. Get the real thing. Save your hearing.

  • $100+ flashlights as part of daily gear. My $10 warehouse special is only half as bright, sure, but if it falls out of my pocket when I reach for change for the vending machine I'm not going to miss it. I just don't get spending that kind of money on what is, for all intents and purposes, a disposable item. Pocketknives too - I tend to lose a pocketknife about once a year or two - I can't see spending more than $30-$40 on a decent EDC knife, yet there are folks out there dropping $200+...

*Some Other Manufacturer's Proprietary Cartridge.



Once again, to reiterate: I don't want any of these items banned. I don't think they shouldn't exist, or be permitted, or require any special permits/licenses/taxes/etc. They're just not my particular cup 'o' tea as a general rule, and what floats my boat might just make others scratch their heads in amazement as well. These are the things that I just don't get, whether because I'm not HSLD enough or because I live behind the Red Curtain in the Volksrepublik...

What gunnie things don't you get?

That is all.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Tuesday Humor...


Obviously I'm a racist...

That is all.

(Found here at Northeastshooters forum posted by "6hold")

Stick to Egg Rolls...

Preliminary reports link Chinese drywall, corrosion in U.S. homes
(CNN) -- The suspected link between Chinese drywall and toxic effects reported by thousands of U.S. homeowners was strengthened Monday by three preliminary reports issued by the federal government. The strongest link came from an analysis of air sampled inside dozens of homes containing drywall made in China.

"While the study of 51 homes detected hydrogen sulfide and formaldehyde ... at concentrations below irritant levels, it is possible that the additive or synergistic effects of these and other compounds in the subject homes could cause irritant effects," the Consumer Product Safety Commission said in its executive summary of the study.

Hmmm.

Lead in toys.
Contaminated pet and baby food.
And now sheetrock with H2S and formaldehyde???

Why, it's almost like China has no regard for safety in their manufacturing processes! Imagine that - a country where all aspects of life are controlled by the central government continues to poison the rest of the world with her tainted goods. It's almost like... the government... doesn't care! ZOMG! A ginormous bureaucracy with the force of the Army behind it doesn't care about the havoc it wreaks at home or abroad. While the US might be the "Great Satan", we've never put out poisoned baby food...

I don't know what's worse - that China continues to put out significantly inferior products, or that we in our rush to save a buck continue to buy said products...

That is all.

Why Yes, Even MORE MA Miracles...

State Spends Millions On Empty Parking Spaces
An I-Team investigation found that millions of taxpayer dollars are being wasted not on excess salaries or over-budget projects, but on empty parking spaces.

Chief Correspondent Joe Shortsleeve found that the state spends almost $3 million on leasing spaces that are not only a questionable perk but actually often empty.

Nice, huh? In these days of tightening belts, budget cuts, layoffs, etc. the state of Massachusetts -which just raised its sales tax from 5% to 6.5% claiming it needed more funds - is dropping millions of taxpayer dollars on parking spots that go unused.

Freakin' GREAT.

And, as always, private industry cannot hold a candle to government in the "wasting money like there's no tomorrow" department:
For more than a decade, the state highway department has paid more than $30 million to lease 950 spaces. The I-Team's undercover camera visited the garage on three recent occasions during the work week. And every time the garage was nearly empty.

$3 mil a year for one garage for ten years that sits empty. Why, you ask?
To cut down on pollution, in 1995 Massachusetts signed an iron-clad 15-year deal leasing four floors. The idea: encourage commuters to use the "T" by offering affordable parking rates.

Obviously the rates aren't "affordable" if the garage is sitting nearly empty. But what else would you expect from a state found to be the most liberal in America? Massachusetts is wasting millions of taxpayer dollars to "cut down on pollution". I'd wager the people being laid off from their jobs will cut down on pollution as well, as they no longer have that pesky drive to work in which to burn fossil fuels. Maybe that can be MA's new slogan?

MA: Lessening our carbon footprint one layoff at a time.

That is all.

Manufactured Outrage...

So, let me get this straight. There was some sort of controversial performance at some awards ceremony that upset a bunch of people. Theoretically it involved some sort of TV 15 minuter and his antics at said award show. Apparently this is what passes for news these days.

*shrug*

I don't miss television in the least.

That is all.

Say What Say What?

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford faces 37 ethics charges
(CNN) -- The South Carolina Ethics Commission has charged Gov. Mark Sanford with 37 counts of violating state ethics laws, according to a complaint released by the commission on Monday.

The complaint follows a three-month investigation into Sanford's use of taxpayer money.

Sanford is accused of using tax money to buy business-class airfare on domestic and international flights, flying on a state-owned aircraft to political gatherings or events "which involved no official business," and spending campaign funds for personal use such as buying a ticket to attend President Obama's inauguration in January.

Okay. He's accused of using state money for personal gain. While I'm certain he's not the first politician to ever do that, if it's against the laws of his state, he needs to be punished for it. I'm not going to defend him just because he's a Republican - if he's guilty of breaking the law, thrown the damn book at him. This kind of violation of public trust is exactly why people hate politicians.

What jumped out at me was this:

State Rep. Greg Delleney, a Republican and one of the sponsors of the impeachment resolution, said he expects the subcommittee to look over the ethics commission results during the Thanksgiving holiday and decide whether to adjust the measure to include material from the ethics complaint.

Delleney said he thinks Monday's report will give new momentum to the impeachment push.

Sandford is also a Republican. Please note that he's being impeached by his own party. Quick, someone remind me who sponsored the impeachment proceedings against William Jefferson. Hell, speaking of William Jefferson, someone show me a copy of that "strongly worded censure" that the Democrats said should take the place of impeaching Bill Clinton...

Don't worry - I won't hold my breath waiting...

That is all.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Girl Gunnie Goodness...

Lissa gets her Range Report on. Go. Read. Now.

New female MA gunnie. Sarah Brady has had her shoelaces and belt taken away...

That is all.

Guess The Globe Didn't Get The Memo...

You know, the memo about the release of data, albeit through circuitous channels, of the "science" behind global warming? The one that talked about how they falsified data on a grand scale? Yeah, they missed it, because their big "science" story of the day is this one:

Effects of warming have worsened since Kyoto

WASHINGTON - Since the 1997 international accord to fight global warming, climate change has worsened and accelerated, beyond some of the grimmest of warnings made then.

As the world has talked for a dozen years about what to do next, new ship passages have opened through the once frozen summer sea ice of the Arctic. In Greenland and Antarctica, ice sheets have lost trillions of tons of ice. Mountain glaciers in Europe, South America, Asia, and Africa have been shrinking faster than before.

ZOMG! We're all gonna die! Global Climate change is going to render the planet uninhabitable in five years um ten years err 20 years some indeterminate point in the future! Hockey Stick! Science is settled! Kyoto!

I loved this line:
When the US Senate balked at the Kyoto Protocol and President George W. Bush withdrew from it, that meant that the top three carbon polluters - the United States, China, and India - were not part of the pact’s emission reductions.

See what they did there? They very conveniently left out the fact that the US Senate "balked" - the vote was, what, 97-0 against signing Kyoto - in 1997, nearly four years before George Bush took office. Interesting, is it not?

If the stakes weren't so high, I'd have to laugh at how comical this is. In the wake of the single biggest scandal to rock the anthropogenic global warming community, there's nary a word on the dissemination of the "data" and the GIANT GAPING HOLES and OUTRIGHT FRAUD engaged therein. Cherrypicking data that doesn't fit, eliminating discussions that don't produce the right results, basically ignoring the entire scientific method to get the results they want.

And they want to kneecap the US industrial and commercial engine based on this junk science? I don't theenk so...

That is all.

Very Interesting...

Bishop bars Patrick Kennedy from Communion over abortion
Washington (CNN) -- Rhode Island's top Roman Catholic leader has asked Rep. Patrick Kennedy to stop taking Communion over his support for abortion rights, the diocese said Sunday.

In a statement issued Sunday, Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin said he told Kennedy in February 2007 that it would be "inappropriate" for him to continue receiving the fundamental Catholic sacrament, "and I now ask respectfully that you refrain from doing so."


What's interesting is that groups are comparing this to the Taliban and other theocracies, insofar as denying a willing participant a sacrament in light of their constant insistence on breaking with Church doctrine is exactly the same as stoning homosexuals to death. Let's have a little perspective, folks. Kennedy's been towing the strict progressive line his entire career, trying to walk in Uncle Teddy's shadow of sticking his finger in the eye of the Church he leans on to prop up his many failings.

What's really interesting is that Teddy had to die before the Catholic Church would dare attempt this.

That is all.

So This Is How It Begins...

It's funny how things happen sometimes, isn't it? I was thumbing through a past issue of Guns 'R' A Big Business magazine and saw a blurb for the LaserLyte laser sight that replaces the rear sight on many popular auto-loaders. It struck me as an interesting way of putting a laser sight on a firearm, particularly polymer-framed models that don't have removable grip panels to which to attach new laser grips, etc.

I posted about it last Wednesday, and made an offer:
If anyone from LaserLyte, Crimson Trace, or LaserMax happen to stumble across this entry, I'm completely open to the idea of getting a unit(s) for testing/comparison...

Well, later that day, I received an e-mail from Aaron Moore, the Vice President of LaserLyte, who simply asked:

Give me your address and I will send you a free demo unit for your blog.
Well, I wasn't about to pass on this opportunity! Friday night I get home from work to find a good sized box on my front porch. I opened it up to find these:

Holy Schwag Batman!

Two laser sights and the latest in accessory rail bayonets - note the Rambo-esque serrations for cutting down trees with your rail-equipped handgun... I was impressed that Aaron had picked up on the love of bayonets shown here at MArooned. I was somewhat puzzled by the Springfield XD sights, though - I don't think I even know someone with an XD - and couldn't quite figure out why it was in the box.

Until I turned the package over...

OH! Cool!

That impressed me even more - he had picked up that I had a Sig P226 in the armory as well, and sent a sight for the Sig for me to try out. Good thinking - a sub-compact, polymer-framed .45 ACP and a full-sized, metal-framed 9mm are about as far apart on the spectrum of handheld autoloaders as one is about to find... I'm hoping to have the sights installed over the Thanksgiving weekend, and maybe even have a "first impressions" post next week. I'd like the review to include multiple outings, with higher and higher round counts, to really put these sights to the test.

I'm thankful to LaserLyte for this opportunity - this will be the first in what I hope will be many MArooned Product Reviews of commercial products.

That is all.

PS: A pistol bayonet with serrations. I'm still geeking out over that!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Good News...

More than 30 top militants killed, detained, NATO force says
Kabul, Afghanistan (CNN) -- Security forces in Afghanistan have killed or captured more than 30 high-level militants, including many accused of participating in roadside bomb attacks, military officials said.

Twenty-six militants have been captured, and eight have been killed, with most of them senior leaders in the Taliban and the Haqqani network, according to a news release issued by NATO's International Security Assistance Force.


There. Doesn't that put a smile on your face this early in the morning?

That is all.

Someone Sedate Caleb...

Because when he sees this, he's gonna bounce off the walls for hours...


30 round magazine - now that is impressive. Too bad it would make me an instant felon, but what the hell...

That is all.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

'Tis the Season...

...for a perennial favorite:

Redneck Christmas Display

Let the games begin!

That is all.

(sent to me via e-mail. Thanks!)

Friday, November 20, 2009

Imagine the Possibilities...

My blogson finds the kewlest links...
Now when I saw this, the word "Gunbloggers" ran through my head. I'd sure like to see a JayG model, and maybe Tam could buy a new Zed 3 if she sold the Snark Of Death/Sunday Smith model.

I get first mention!?!?! ZOMG! I opined in comments that all they'd need to do for me would be to take an existing Stone Cold Steve Austin action figure and remove 3/4 the muscle...

So who would you like to see in action figure form?

That is all.

It's Like Watching the Klingons Battle the Romulans...

...you just don't know who to root for...


Patrick, lawmakers spar over shortfall

The war of words between the governor and some legislative leaders grew decidedly more forceful yesterday. Deval Patrick exhorted lawmakers to remain in session to address unresolved reforms and budget shortfalls, though as he spoke, most members were already gone for the remainder of 2009.

Amid the back-and-forth, Patrick implied that the Legislature was shirking its responsibility, and House Speaker Robert A. DeLeo accused Patrick of political posturing. DeLeo apparently failed to return a phone call from the governor, a rare breach of political etiquette, especially between two key officials of the same party who had been trying to nurture a working relationship.

I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry...

The funny part is that this is one of those areas where I honestly don't know who to back. "Cadillac Deval", a man so freakin' clueless that, on the eve of one of the biggest votes of his fledgling gubernatorial career, flew to NY for a book signing; or DeLeo, yet another career MA hack destined to join the rest of the former MA speakers of the house in ignominious exile... The Republican "party", such as it is, can't take the blame - last time I checked, on any given day some 10% or more Democrats could stay home and still have a filibuster-proof majority.

The only thing left, of course, is to blame Bush...

I liked this part, though:

On Wednesday, lawmakers voted to give the rest of the $60 million to the Probation Department and the courts, agencies rich with patronage jobs, and to the Legislature’s own multimillion dollar account, which critics have called a slush fund.

Ah, the Massachusetts Miracle is alive and well. Six figure jobs for every illiterate son, daughter, cousin, nephew, niece, or random neighbor are the norm; graft is not only expected but de rigeur; and corruption doesn't just run rampant through the statehouse, it gallops... I love how there's no crisis too severe to prevent kickbacks and nepotism from rising to the top again and again... People think that NO/NJ/Chicago are corrupt - to the hacks of MA, those guys are rank amateurs...

Madness? This is Massachusetts!

That is all.

Friday Fun Thread: Cool Chryslers

I've got to admit something. When it comes to corporations that have historically cool cars, Mopar's got some seriously long chops. Back when I did the Plymouth list, I was astounded at how quickly my first pass list filled up. As I prepared for today's list of Chryslers, I was similarly astounded. And I'm saving Dodge for the last Chrysler offering because it's a slam-dunk...

With that said, here are my Top Ten favorite cars from Chrysler:

1. 1932 Imperial. This car is, in a nutshell, stunning. From the long, tapered fenders that flow into the running boards to the half-windscreen for the rear passengers to the grill that looks like it belongs on a Rolls Royce, the styling of the pre-war Imperials was breathtaking. These cars look like they should be chaffeuring Monty Burns around...

2. 1950 Newport. More chrome than an art deco apartment. A front bumper you could hold a dance on. Wood grain paneling. Deep dish hubcaps, wide white walls, a delicate balance of wood, chrome, and lacquered steel, the Newport maintained the good looks of the post-war woodies while foreshadowing the bombastic styling of the '50s.

3. 1957 300C. The first of the muscle cars, the 300C had a 390 horsepower FirePower hemi under the hood, a surprisingly powerful engine given the more refined pedigree of the marque. Power ran through the push-button TorqueFlite transmission, which was in use in one form or another from its introduction in 1956 until the early 2000s! Even as a monstrous land barge, the 300 had something about it that said "fast".

4. 1970 New Yorker. Ah, truth in advertising. The New Yorker was about as large as the city that shared its name, and seated about the same number of people... There's no truth to the rumors that the hoods of New Yorkers were used as emergency landing pads for medivac choppers...

5. 1963 Turbine. Okay, so it wasn't a full-run production car, but a limited number were given to the general public for testing. The turbine engine offered certain advantages over the traditional pushrod motors of the time, but never really caught on, most likely because of the noise level and acceleration lag.

6. 1978 Cordoba. Of course the Cordoba, with it's "rich Corinthian leather" would make the list... Twin to the Dodge Magnum (before it became a Hemi-powered monster wagon), the Cordoba was Chrysler's first mid-sized car (!!!). Sure, today the Cordoba would be classified as ZOMG size, but in the spirit of the times it was small by comparison to the other land yachts offered.

7. 1987 Conquest TSi. Yes, I know it's technically a Mitsubishi Starion, but not acknowledging the Conquest would be doing the marque a disservice. Rather than rebadge a Daytona as a Laser (spit) they borrowed their partner Mitsubishi's sports car and made a pretty darn sporty little Chrysler out of it.

8. 1971 Imperial. For some reason, Chrysler decided that their cars in the early 1970s would be sized along the lines of aircraft carriers. The Imperials of the early 1970s were powered by a 350HP 440 ci engine, and yet were only moderately powered. These are cars large enough for JATO units.

9. 1934 Airflow. Yep, I gotta love the odd. In the 1930s, Chrysler was the first manufacturer to produce a car designed with aerodynamics in mind. Hence the Airflow. It was actually tested in a wind tunnel, and led to the discovery that automobiles of the time were actually so unaerodynamic that they were better served going backwards!

10. 1961 Newport Wagon. The Newport wagon of the late 1950s and early 1960s was... interesting. From the tail fins protruding past the ginormous rear window to the trademark trapezoidal grill, no one can accuse the Newport wagon of borrowing styling cues from, well, anything...


So there's my list of Top Ten Chryslers. Once again, this list pulls heavily from the earlier years of Chrysler's heyday. I just can't get all that excited about the boxy 300s or the oddly styled Crossfire currently being offered. And the Chryslers of the 1980s and 90s were positively dreadful.

What Chryslers of note have I missed?

That is all.

Fascinating...

Poll: Public shifting blame for recession
Washington (CNN) -- Nearly two years into the recession, opinion about which political party is responsible for the severe economic downturn is shifting, according to a new national poll.

A CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Friday morning indicates that 38 percent of the public blames Republicans for the country's current economic problems. In May, 53 percent blamed the GOP.


Of course, the Democrats have controlled the House and Senate since 2006, but since when have facts ever entered into the equation?

0bama and the Democrats can only blame Bush for so long. At some point, people start to notice the little man behind the curtain and start ignoring the Great and Powerful 0zbama. Sure, Bush's policies may have been a contributing factor to the economic woes; that's entirely possible and certainly open for debate. What's not up for debate is the fact that you've been in power for nearly a year; your philosophical brethren in the other branch have been in power for some three years now.

From the looks of things, the American public is telling you it's time to stop playing the Blame Game. The problem is, at this juncture, passing the buck is all they have. Their ideas - more taxes, more fees, more handouts - don't resonate with the majority of Americans, so they keep that part quiet while jumping up and down screaming "BUSH IS TEH DEBIL!". Hell, I'm seeing it right now with the four Democrats running to replace Kennedy in the Senate - several of them have commercials where they specifically name Bush. Uh, guys? Bush has been out of office for 11 months now.

It's time to, as your side liked to say so much during the Clinton years, move on.

That is all.

Friday Gun Pr0n #138

Today's gun pr0n is another .22 rifle in the G. armory:

Remington Model 511

That's a Remington model 511 Scoremaster bolt-action rifle. It's magazine fed, with either six or ten round magazines available, the six round magazines fitting flush with the bottom of the receiver. The scope is a Tasco "Silver Antler" 3-9X adjustable rimfire scope, a kind gift from a friend on a local gun board. This entire set-up has cost me $38 - the price of two additional magazines - the gun was a gift from a friend of my dad's who was moving down to FLA and didn't feel like taking his guns with him.

An hour or two spent on the rifle range with some mid-range .22LR ammo had the scope zeroed in. With an improvised rest (range bag) and my aging eyes I was able to get a respectable 1.5" group at 50 yards - certainly not the best grouping possible but given the inexpensive scope, haphazard shooting, and the moderate ammo I was pretty happy with it. Not to mention that on the 25 yard pistol range, it will spin the 2.5" steel spinners with frightening regularity.

(Note for those who have asked from previous photos: The trunk is a family heirloom; it accompanied my grandfather - father's father - on his voyage over from the mother land. I now jokingly refer to it as "The Luggage", although to the best of my knowledge it hasn't eaten anyone. Yet.)

Boy, I do love me some .22LR rifles...

That is all.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Take My Economy, Please...

At 2,074 pages and $849 billion, Senate health bill arrives
Washington (CNN) -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on Wednesday unveiled a sweeping health care bill that would expand health insurance coverage to 30 million more Americans at an estimated cost of $849 billion over 10 years.

Reid and other Senate Democrats cited an analysis by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office for the coverage and cost figures. The CBO estimates the proposal would reduce the federal deficit by $130 billion over the next 10 years, through 2019. Any effect on the deficit in the following decade would be "subject to substantial uncertainty," but probably would result in "small reductions in federal budget deficits," according to the CBO.
Okay. I'll readily admit to not being an economist of any stripe here, but can someone explain to me how this plan can cost nearly a trillion dollars yet decrease the deficit? I'm just a simple guy, here; when I see that ITEM A costs $X, it's a stretch to say that spending $X will save $Y. By using this logic, couldn't we drop $5 trillion on health care and wipe out the deficit entirely?

Here's a knee-slapper:
"We're not going to add a dime to the deficit, in fact, quite the opposite," Reid said. "We'll cut the problems we have with money around here by as much as three-quarters of a trillion dollars."

Huh? You're going to save $750 billion by spending $890 billion? Okay, first,even if this is true it's a losing proposition. Second, this would mean that extending health care to some 30 million people would only cost $140 billion dollars over 10 years; $14 billion a year, or some $84 billion dollars LESS than was lost to fraud last year alone.

No. This does not add up at all. If in fact this monstrosity were going to come even close to breaking even this would be their headlining tactic - yet it's not. Something tells me that this will be a helluva lot closer to Big Dig proportions here - that $890 billion will wind up being the yearly figure rather than the figure for the decade.

And all that stands between this monstrosity passing and fiscal oblivion are the Senate Republicans? It's been nice knowin' ya, folks...

That is all.

Compare and Contrast...

Google "Biden Motorcade Accident" and "Cheney Shooting Accident".

Results 1 - 10 of about 538 for "Biden Motorcade Accident".
Results 1 - 10 of about 197,000 for "Cheney shooting accident".

Nope. No bias here. Biden's motorcade actually KILLED someone. Cheney injured a friend in a hunting accident. Biden's accident is a merre blip, a statistical zero on the media front; Cheney's accident has its own Wikipedia entry.

Personally, I blame Fox News.

That is all.

UPDATE: Forgot to give my props! This was inspired by a comment Unix-Jedi made in chat over at the Gunblogger Conspiracy IRC chat.

Staying Connected...

Okay, I've got a question for the other parents out there: At what age did/should your child get a cell phone of their own?

Yes, I know, this is one of those "At what age can I bring my kid to the range?" questions - everyone's kid is different; kids mature at different rates; there are some 18 year olds who shouldn't be trusted with their own cell phone and some six year olds who can. I'm just curious what other parents have done/thought about the issue.

TheBoy announced that he wanted a Blackberry for Christmas. Now, there's no way on G-d's Green Earth I'm giving a $300 phone (and > $50/month package) to an eight year old; I'll state that right off the bat. I'll be damned if my kid has a better phone than I do, for starters... We're also talking about a kid who will walk out of the house with no coat on in February because he "forgot" to put it on - I'd give the lifespan of the phone in days, let alone weeks. It did get me thinking, though, about what age would be appropriate to get him his own phone.

He's definitely got some time before he needs a cell phone - we still drive him everywhere, and most times either stay in the area. There's always an adult close by that we are certain to give our number to in case of emergency (or it's already on file with the organization). He's not at the point where he stays after school for sports or other events and might need to call for a ride; he's also not at the point with his friends where they go off on their own.

He's got some time before he gets a phone, that's for darned sure...

That is all.

Ammo Day Haul!

As you well know (unless you're a filthy hippie), today is National Ammo Day. The goal of the day is to:
The goal of National Ammo Day is to empty the ammunition from the shelves of your local gun store, sporting goods, or hardware store and put that ammunition in the hands of law-abiding citizens. Make your support of the Second Amendment known--by voting with your dollars!
Today is the seventh annual Ammo Day, and I'm proud to say I've participated every year. Here's this year's haul:

Goal X 10

Okay, so I got a little more than 100 rounds this year. Ammo's been scarce. Catch as catch can and all that...

  • 100 rounds of .38 Special
  • 100 rounds of .380 ACP
  • 50 rounds of 9mm
  • 1100 rounds of .22LR

1,350 rounds of ammunition found their way into the G. ammo locker today (okay, technically, this past weekend, but it's the spirit of the thing...). The .38 Special and .380 ACP will be used for CCW training for the j-frames and the P3AT; the 9mm will feed the Sig P226 for a new shooter outing; and who doesn't love a couple bulk packs of plated ammo?

This weekend, we burn some of this haul...

That is all.

MArooned Gear Review: JMG IWB Holster

This is more of a preliminary review, as the holster (JMG model IWB 3.2 with sweatshield) just arrived late last week and hasn't been completely broken in yet. It's still a little stiff getting the G30 into or out of the holster, which tends to limit the utility of the holster at present time, but I did manage to take it for a short test-carry last night.

Here's the holster with the G30:

New leather!

It's a great looking holster, and the forward cant makes for a comfortable, easily-concealed rig. One of the things that jumped out at me was how comfortable it was in the truck - even in the traditional 4 o'clock position, it didn't dig into my kidney like most other holsters do in the car. Presentation is excellent, with the cant allowing for a natural angle for drawing. Once the holster breaks in I'll work on the actual draw, so no comment on that; so far, though, it's an excellent holster for the money.

Now, anyone got any tips on breaking it in faster?

That is all.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Reminder, Take II

Tomorrow is Ammo Day! Go out and do your part to make Sarah Brady, Chuck Schumer, Diane Feinstein, and Rebecca Peters cry. Support your local gun shop; patronize a large sporting box store; or even spend some hard-earned ducats at the emporium of evil itself... 100 rounds at a minimum; whatever you can carry or afford as a maximum

Just do your part to let your Second Amendment voice be heard...

That is all.

Oopsie...

White House reports billions of improper payments in 2009
Washington (CNN) -- The federal government made $98 billion in improper payments in fiscal 2009, and President Obama will issue an executive order in coming days to combat the problem, his budget director announced Tuesday.

The 2009 total for improper payments -- from outright fraud to misdirected reimbursements due to factors such as an illegible doctor's signature -- was a 37.5 percent increase over the $72 billion in 2008, according to figures provided by Peter Orszag, director of the White House Office of Management and Budget.

Got that? 0bama is 37.5% less competent than that drooling chimp moron Bush...

Snark aside, this is downright frightening. $98 BILLION dollars was paid improperly, with no real way of knowing just how much was fradulent. Great. This is the same government that wants to take charge of our health care - more than half of the $98 billion went to Medicare/Medicaid. That tells me that the government is doing a TERRIBLE job of keeping track of medical-related spending. And this is the same government telling us that reducing Medicare/Medicaid costs will save us money for universal health care.

Right. Pull the other one.

That is all.

That's UnPossible!

Man Shot Inside Dorchester School Gym
A 22-year-old man was injured after a gunman opened fire at a community basketball game in Dorchester.

Dozens of kids were in the gym at the Marshall School at the time of the shooting.

Police said the man came in and targeted the victim.

"They saw this person trying to pull out a gun," said Boston police superintendent Rafael Ruiz. "They heard at least one gun shot and someone running out of the gym and bleeding."


Someone was shot. In Boston. In a school. Obviously this news report is erroneous. MA has the toughest gun laws in the nation. "MA: You're more likely to live here", that's what the billboards tell us. Schools are gun-free zones - it's in all the laws, both state and federal, and there are signs posted. SIGNS, PEOPLE. Obviously the news is wrong. This shooting never happened. Sumdood didn't obtain a firearm illegally He must be one of the select few folks in Boston with an unrestricted Class A LTC. He then didn't illegally carry that firearm onto school property. He then didn't start shooting at his intended victim in full view of a gym full of people in clear violation of many state laws to the contrary.

All kidding aside, someone please enlighten me as to what other gun laws could be passed that would stop someone like this. The gun wasn't obtained at a "gun show". It wasn't purchased through legal channels, I'll guarantee you that. I'll bet $50 that this thug doesn't have a MA LTC. The gun-free school zone was meaningless to him. The "no shooting people you have a disagreement with" law was meaningless to him. In fact, I'll wager another $50 that this gentleman has a distinguished criminal record and was most likely out of jail on parole at the time of the shooting...

What's one more law to a psychopathic hoodlum to break?

This is why gun control fails every damn time. Laws aren't going to stop someone intent on shooting a rival in a damn gym full of kids. Finding the person responsible for the shooting, throwing the damn book at them, and making them serve 20+ years of hard time? Now that might have a snowball's chance in hell of working. It's a pity that we do not have the intestinal fortitude to take the measures needed to correct this error.

I'd say that this is why I carry a gun, except that I obey the rules and wouldn't have been carrying in a school. I'd have been at the mercy of the psychopathic thug with vengeance on his mind and no thought of the innocent folks he endangered with his blood quest. However, I harbor no illusions about the "safety" of a "gun-free zone", and as such would most likely not have been in that gym in the first place, but that's another discussion.

Laws only work if we enforce them and put teeth behind them - we ignore this truism to our detriment.

That is all.

Focused Like A Laser...

Because, well, it is a laser. Sight, that is. The LaserLyte Rear Sight Laser looks intriguing - it replaces the rear sight with a laser while maintaining a standard rear sight:
Other than making the gun look like it's got Mickey Mouse ears, this setup makes a lot of sense. The power button is easily accessible; the indicator light tells if the laser is on or not; there's a provision for back-up sights in case of battery or equipment failure; and the placement of the unit allows for most standard holsters to continue to be used. The price is also attractive - MSRP of $200, as opposed to $350 for Laser Max or $230 for Crimson Trace.

So what am I missing? I've wanted to get a laser sight for my carry gun for a while now, and this seems like the perfect opportunity. The Laser Max looks cleaner, but at nearly twice the price I just can't see dropping the extra cash. It would be a fantastic training aid for dry-firing and allow for faster target acquisition in drills, all while still being able to fit in my Crossbreed Supertuck.

Anyone have any experience with LaserLyte, either good or bad? What about Laser Max?

That is all.

UPDATE: (and shameless plug) If anyone from LaserLyte, Crimson Trace, or LaserMax happen to stumble across this entry, I'm completely open to the idea of getting a unit(s) for testing/comparison...

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Helpin' A Buddy Out...

My fellow NE Gunblogger ZerCool has some guns for sale. Go check out what he's got - if I could smuggle it into MA that Highway Patrolman would TOTALLY be mine...

And if that Winchester 94 was in .357 or .44 Magnum...

That is all.

Say Goodbye to Hollywood...

Tam riffs on a Kounterstrike Kiddie's comments about dual wielding. Much hilarity ensues. And it leads to a thought or two about Hollywood/video games/TV/etc. and firearms, and why one should never get their information about guns/ammo/shooting from them...
  • Guns need to be aimed. The John Wu "firing a gun in each hand" crap might make for interesting cinematography, but as a shooting method it requires either an insane amount of practice to get even moderately decent at (since you have to be REALLY good at point-shooting with both hands) or a willingness to expend ammo with no effect on accuracy. And keeping the rounds actually on the range...

  • There is no "shoot the gun out of his hand" nonsense. Personally, I blame the Lone Ranger for this little doozy. Yes, we get it; he's a good guy and won't kill the bad guy. That's great - for FICTION. Try that in a high-stress situation like a gunfight and you'll find out quickly why they're the bad guy - they aren't going to aim for your hand.

  • Guns need ammo. Revolvers very rarely hold more than 6-8 rounds. Pistol magazines rarely hold more than 15-20. It's not an endless well from which to draw sound effects. This goes triple for anything full auto - even 100 round drums only last a short while when firing out of something with a 600 round-per-minute cycle. A 20 round stick magazine is empty in frighteningly short time.

  • Which leads us to the next myth: Full auto firearms are difficult to shoot even passably. There's usually a formidable amount of muzzle climb (except on 50 pound guns like the Thompson) and keeping the gun on target takes a lot of practice and even more ammo. The thought of an untrained shooter grabbing a FA pistol (think True Lies) is frightening.

  • Carrying a firearm by tucking into one's waistband is a horrifically bad idea. The reason it works in the movies is simply that they lie. The protagonist doesn't actually HAVE the gun in his waistband while he's running/jumping/bouncing/etc. It's gone back to the prop table until it's needed again. It's the same principle behind how Harry Callahan can carry a 6" barrel N-frame under a light suit coat and never print.

  • Guns are incredibly loud. Firing a gun in an enclosed area - like a car - is going to cause significant hearing damage. And that muzzle flash is actually burning powder - not something you want mere millimeters away from your face.

  • Suppressors do not actually make the gun any less powerful, nor do they make it absolutely silent. Even with subsonic rounds, there's still somewhat of a report as well as the sound of the gun cycling. Revolvers generally aren't suppressed, as the gap between the cylinder and the forcing cone tends to leak noise...

  • Shotguns are NOT the be-all, end-all. They generally do not remove limbs, blow dinner-plate-sized holes through people, nor do shells explode on impact. Shotguns also need to be aimed, contrary to popular belief. A standard 12 gauge 00 buckshot round will only expand approximately 4" over a 25-30 foot distance. It will not cover an entire room, nor will each pellet be capable of felling a 200 pound person.

  • Firearms do not blow people through windows/walls/etc. If there was sufficient force to knock the recipient down, there would be an equal amount of force as recoil. Pistols just don't have the force, and rifles tend to zip on through.

  • .22LR can indeed be deadly, and .44 Magnum doesn't always kill. Shot placement is key. A .45 - or .223 - will NOT "hit in the arm and tumble through the entire body" or any other nonsense. Ballistics is a science; it's pretty much pure physics, and as such contains no "magic bullet" that can ignore force, momentum, and vectors...

  • A snubnosed revolver is very difficult to shoot, even more so from a moving platform. The short sight radius, combined with the double action trigger pull, can be daunting to even the seasoned gunnie unless one practices regularly. And hitting an object the diameter of your bullet from 200+ yards is pretty much right out...

  • Belt-fed machine guns are quite unlikely to be hand-held weapons, especially single-handed. Rotating barreled mini-guns are even less likely... Fully automatic weapons in rifle calibers are hard enough to control in a stable platform. Trying to contain a belt-fed with a single hand? Highly improbable.



That's a good start for dispelling some of the BS that Hollywood likes to perpetrate with regards to guns and shooting. There's a ton more, as there is pretty much no end to the ignorance and bigotry displayed towards anything even remotely connected to firearms from the Hollywood elite. The only cure for ignorance is knowledge, so when it comes to guns: [Hollywood]'s the disease, I'm the cure...

So, what's your favorite Hollywood gun myth?

That is all.

I See... Dead Celebrity...

MTV 'Remote Control' host Ken Ober dies

Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- Ken Ober, whose MTV game show "Remote Control" was among the network's first forays into non-music programming, has died at age 52, his agent said Monday.

Ober hosted five seasons of "Remote Control," a pop-culture quiz show that featured contestants strapped into easy chairs to answer questions from categories such as "Dead or Canadian?" The show first aired in 1987 and helped launch the careers of comedians Adam Sandler, Denis Leary and Colin Quinn, who was the program's announcer.

Sorry to see you go "Off the Air", Ken. RIP.

That is all.

Yes, Even MORE Massachusetts Miracles!

Cops Drove State Senator Home Hours Before Crash
A state senator, who was involved in a hit-and-run last month, was driven home by Cambridge police officers hours before the crash, because witnesses said he was too drunk to drive.

Sen. Anthony Galluccio rear-ended a minivan on October 4 in Cambridge and fled the scene,
claiming that he panicked. Galluccio would not say if he was drinking before the crash, but he does have a history of drunken driving charges.

I'm certain that if I were at a gas station too drunk to remember where I live kindly Officer Friendly would give me a ride home. If I lived in Mayberry, RFD. You mean to tell me that the Cambridge Police - the same racists that act stupidly - have sufficient free time to act as a taxi service for just any ol' joe?

No, really, stop laughing...

What's frightening is that this guy was STILL DRUNK some 13 hours later. Dude, you have a problem. A serious problem. And the Cambridge PD isn't doing you - or the general public you claim to represent - any favors by covering up for your alcoholic-fueled benders. You only caused minor injuries - this time.

Next time, you - or one of your beloved constituents - might not be so lucky. Get help.

That is all.

Two Is Two Too Many...

What the bloody hell is going on out there? First there was this story:

Police await positive ID on girl's body found in North Carolina

(CNN) -- A body believed to be that of a missing 5-year-old girl has been found in North Carolina, police said Monday.

Theresa Chance, public information officer of the Fayetteville Police Department, confirmed to CNN the girl's body was found. In a separate e-mail to CNN, Fayetteville police said the body found was that of the missing girl.

BabyGirl G. is six. I'm looking at her picture from soccer as I type this, her smiling face looking at me as I contemplate the horrific evil wrought on poor Shaniya Davis. Tears stream down my face as I mourn the little girl who will never grow up; who will never age; who will forever be five years old. There's a special section of Hell for people that hurt kids.

And I'll stand before you and the face of G-d Himself and say I'd like the pleasure of sending them there.

The story gets even worse:
Police have charged her mother, Antoinette Nicole Davis, with trafficking and other offenses, authorities said. Davis was "prostituting her child," said Chance.

Too. Evil. To. Live.

That's not 20 years on death row and then a quick visit from Dr. Kevorkian. That's a .22 behind the ear out back of the court house and the body left to rot in a landfill right there. If someone THOUGHT of touching my child in a way even remotely similar to what this woman was taking money to let people do, there would be plenty of fertilizer around my house. How someone could do that to their own flesh and blood just boggles my mind.

And any alleged "man" that would use a five year old girl in that manner? Castration via McCulloch would be just a start.



And now this:

Oklahoma doctor held in death of son, 9
(CNN) -- A doctor in suburban Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, was arrested Monday and accused in the early morning death of his 9-year-old son, police said.

Dr. Stephen Wolf, 51, faces first-degree murder charges, said Nichols Hills, Oklahoma, Police Chief Richard Mask.

My G-d. TheBoy is almost nine. He's in third grade. The thought of causing him harm makes me physically ill. There's got to be some mental illness at work here - I'll allow the body to be buried in an unmarked grave rather than leaving the body for the vultures. The story's awfully thin on details, so it's hard to draw any conclusions as to what might have happened, but one can only assume that Dr. Wolf snapped.



Why two small, helpless kids? Why kids approximately the same age as my own? Why, dear G-d, why did these two children have to die? WHY? Dammit, it's not right.

I carry a gun because there is evil in this world. And I will shoot the hell out of it before I let it harm my family.

That is all.