Saturday, May 19, 2007

Life Imitates the Three Stooges...

Alternate title 1: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Alternate title 2: Sometimes, stupid DOES hurt.

Thief Hit by Bus As He Flees NYC Store

NEW YORK - A thief fleeing a jewelry store was killed when his bicycle was struck by a bus, police said.

Authorities said the 42-year-old man snatched a $2,000 gold chain from the Bronx jewelry store on Friday and was making his getaway. A store clerk and two bystanders were chasing the man on foot when he pedaled into an intersection and was hit by a fast-moving bus, police said.


Presented without further comment. Anything I could possibly add would be superfluous...

3 comments:

TOTWTYTR said...

You just can't make this stuff up. Maybe it's time for "common sense" bus control.

Gary

Anonymous said...

cyclical karma's a bitch

BobG said...

Was the bicycle registered? We need to close the illegal bicycle loophole.