*Why is it that, no matter how pathetic your lawn might look, all it takes is one lawn in worse shape and you don't feel so bad? Or is it just me?
*There was a rampaging case of the stupids on the road this morning:
- Starting with the BMW with two car seats in back that completely ignored the stop sign and cut me off. Yeah, real smart, play chicken (while you have two kids in the back seat) with a vehicle twice your size and thrice your weight. Brainiac.
- Next we had Señor Doofus in his F-150 who couldn't understand that, when it comes to interstate highways, the "S" stands for "South" and the "N" stands for "North" - nothing like a 5,000 pound truck swinging back into your lane of travel from a dead stop to wake you up.
- Note to BillyBob's Plumbing: Not a good idea to break numerous traffic laws in a vehicle with the company name and phone number plastered all over the side. 781-555-1212 is going to be getting a lot of emergency plumbing calls from Roxbury and South Lawrence...
Mornin' coffee's got nothing on road retards...
That is all...
1 comment:
You know what really sucks about Monday mornings ? When you've worked on Sunday. Then all day long you think its Tuesday until your wife reminds you at the end of the day that NCIS is'nt on tonight.
Mike
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