Paging Mr. Darwin...

Alternate title1: Proving that, yes indeed, G-d does have a "Smite" button.

Alternate title2: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

This is too fuckin' funny:

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woman

LOS ANGELES - A man trying to kill his girlfriend by stopping a car in front of an approaching train was himself killed Monday when the train hit the vehicle and launched it into him as he tried to flee, police said.

That truly *is* G-d hitting the "Smite" button (fans of Gary Larson's "The Far Side" will get the reference...)