...or does anyone else hear the Bare Naked Ladies' "If I had a million dollars" and substitute "If I had a rocket launcher"?
I'm guessing it probably is just me...
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6 comments:
I think of the guy in "Office Space" saying "You know what I'd do if I had a million dollars? Two chicks at the same time, man".
If I had a rocket launcher. . . wasn't that a one hit wonder 80's tune?
Jay's version...
"If I had a rocket launcher...
I'd blow up your K car, your nice Reliant automobile..."
Isn't that "If wishes were horses, then horseshit would fly"...
sumptin' like that...
Nah, I just sing along, nice and loud with Zevon's "Roland, the Headless Thompson Gunner" or "Lawyers, Guns and $$$" or maybe Allen Damron's "Gringo Pistolero".
Pseudo-pacifist leftie Bruce Cockburn did that Rocket Launcher song in the 80's. It was a call-out to the feminized dude-weeniehood to whine against "oppression" because the only way they were gonna get laid was by sucking on the ass of a hallucinogenic frog or a 3rd world chick. Nowdays all the "kewl" Starbucks "youts" have that dreadlocked ratty-haired bone-in-the-nose tattood eyelid thing. Don't know if it works for them or not.
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