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A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)
"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)
"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)
"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)
"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)
"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)
"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)
"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)
"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)
"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)
"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)
"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)
"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)
"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)
"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)
"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)
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"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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4 comments:
They pretend said banana is a handgun they'll be looking at a "Zero Tollerence" suspension from school....and likely an Angry Pappy yelling at the Principal.
Lucky you. At my house, the most heard phrase upon Daddy getting home is
"Georgia... where are your pants?"
Thank God she's only 5. When she's a teenager, that could be a real big problem.
weer'd,
Fortunately, our school district is about 20 years behind that curve.
Hell, they still have flags in all the classrooms AND say the FULL pledge of allegiance every morning!
Robb,
Oh, we've had those issues... Like my 6 year old, easily-succumbing-to-peer-pressure son who dropped trou on the school bus because "an older boy told me to" (shades of Homer...)
Saturday night, to my son: "Jared, you need to get your pajamas on....it's 10 o'clock'.
Jared: "No, Dad, it's-all-your-fault o'clock".
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