Thursday, December 13, 2007

Three Strikes...

Watched the morning news earlier as I went through my workout to find out just how much snow they're expecting us to get (6-9"!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!), and a commercial splashed across the screen for a local dentist.

Now, this struck me as odd right away. Dentists, as a general rule, shouldn't have to run ads on TV. Strike one. Second, the name: Sedation Dentistry. I dunno, but that conjures up Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors hittin' the gas a lil too hard in my mind... Strike two.

And lastly, the dentist that appears in the commercial? Mullet-city. Dude, if you can't even be bothered to get a haircut before your big TV appearance, you ain't gettin' anywhere near my pearly whites... Strike three.

That is all...

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