Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Must Control... Horn of Death...

Man... What the hell is wrong with people? (Note: rhetorical question. The actual answer would fill volumes...)

Morning weather report said periods of light flurries. We didn't even get that - it was 90%+ rain.

Yet the bozos are panicking like we're seeing the Blizzard of '78 all over again. The classic 15 MPH under the speed limit. Slamming on the brakes at every corner, bump, and intersection. The hills are alive, with the sound of... morons...

Culminating in the genius who stopped in the middle of the intersection, for which he had a green light, to let the person turning right on red go. Note to clueless moron: Turn in your license. Sell your car. Commit suicide. You have been proven to be too stupid to live.

That is all.

2 comments:

Teresa said...

Honestly, I can not get used to the drivers in this state... they literally scare the hell out of me.

Other night (near 10pm) I was on my way home from a meeting, driving on 117... you know the usual windy 2 lane very dark road (almost zero street lights) with moderate traffic. I get to the corner where I want to turn left. There's an oncoming car, so I wait... the MORON comes to a complete stop at the intersection with a right turn blinker on (there is NO stop sign there) and I suddenly realized he or she is waiting for me to turn first!!!

OMG - KILL KILL KILL. That's how people end up in huge accidents. Really. It wasn't "nice" it wasn't "necessary" and it was yet another IDIOT who should have their driver's license surgically removed from their ass. How it is that we aren't all dead is amazing to me. Geeze.

Anonymous said...

Yanno... that "The hills are alive..." bit made me laugh because for years the word "music" has been replaced with "Griswalds." Now, thanks to you, "Griswalds" has been replaced with "morons."

Thanks for sharing!