Urge. To. Kill... Rising... Rising...
Note to the Chrysler Pacifica that I followed for several miles this morning:
You want a sure fire way to get me to lower my window and scream obscenities at you while you're "driving"?
Travel 15-20 MPH below the speed limit for starters.
Then turn on your left direction at the first road on your left. Be sure to drop your speed to 15 MPH.
Then proceed to go straight anyways. Repeat this for every single cross road along the way.
Then, when you finally *do* turn and I can finally get around the clog in the artery of traffic that is your stupidness, let me catch you yakking away on your cell phone, completely fucking oblivious to the 20-car-deep parade that your inconsiderate ass has caused.
Fuckwads. Someone really ought to yank the cell phone out of your hand and smash it into dust, as you are far too fucking stupid to be allowed to use such a sophisticated bit of technology.
Ugh. I hate people. I really do sometimes...
That is all.
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I feel your pain; the only cure is to buy a new gun!
The Cell Phone Zapper, just point and shoot.... for those too stupid to know when to hang up.
The unit will deliver a rather strong shock to the cell phone user, progressively getting stronger as it is pushed up to five times. Warning: be sure to take evasive action if the vehicle becomes unstable.
(also in process, the keyboard zapper and the mouse(think cattle)prod.)
I love your road rage rants. I do worry that you're going to have a stroke though. :)
Apparently someone here in Indy took to shooting last night 'cause someone cut them off. Of course they also could have known eachother and road rage was a convenient story.
I like the way both angus and knitalot3 think... :)
Jeff, this blog is my outlet. I rant here so I don't have to pull anyone out of their car... :)
(I joke! I do NOT advocate physical violence to resolve idiots on the road. The only cure for them is high explosives...)
HOLY CRAP HE SAID FUCK!!!!!!!!
teehee.!
Some of my favorite posts, I tell ya. You know, in Texas we're allowed to shoot one stupid person per day as a tag on our hunting licenses.
Okay, not really, but it sounds good after an encounter like that, doesn't it?
;)
tweaker
"You know, in Texas we're allowed to shoot one stupid person per day as a tag on our hunting licenses."
But how do you do it when there are so many choices?
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