Swiss Man Flies With Own Wings
Saw this on the news this morning, and the very first thing I thought of was "He looks like Buzz Lightyear!"
Yeah, I've seen "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2" about 700 thousand times...
Next thought was "that's really fuckin' cool!"
Followed by "I'd be as likely to try that as I would to have monkeys fly out of my own ass, then carry me to the polls to vote for Obama"...
That is all.
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ZOMG U R RACIST!
"I'd be as likely to try that as I would to have monkeys fly out of my own ass, then carry me to the polls to vote for Obama"...
(kidding!)
And speaking of flying monkeys; can anyone settle a raging debate that has been going on for years. What IS the proper 12 ga load for flying monkeys, especially the ones from Wizard of Oz?
I want one.
As for the flying monkeys... Why would you use a 12 GA on them? A monkey is a pretty dense animal; I'm not sure a 12 GA would do enough damage at height. Be safe... use a 30-06 or (maybe) 30-30.
I wonder what kind of gas mileage one of those things gets...
Oh, and don't use a 12ga for flying monkeys. Use something chambered for .50BMG. It takes down airplanes (ask Massachusetts), so it oughta work on monkeys, too.
;)
tweaker
Squeaky,
LMFAO!!!
Anon,
I'd recommend something in a heavier pellet, possible even a light buckshot.
Ross,
A .30-06? You want to take the chance of firing a slug at a flying creature, please make sure to do it several dozen miles away from me...
tweaker,
See above. It's gotta be something in the shot family, otherwise there's too much danger to innocents on the ground...
And I have now officially taken this gag too far... :)
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