MArooned: More "You Might Be A Gun Nut If..."

Friday, May 2, 2008

You might be a gun nut if:

You conscientiously flip the retaining hook over the paper knife in the office and think to yourself, puttin' on the safety...

That is all.

Anonymous said...: Jay,
I can just see you doing your best rendition of Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein singing, "Puttin' on the Ritz". Puttin' on the Safety / Puttin' on the Ritz . . .

Just sayin . . . .; May 4, 2008 at 1:04 PM

What Others Are Saying About Me

"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)

"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)

"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)

"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)

"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)

"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)

"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)

"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)

"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)

"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)

"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)

"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)

"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)

"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)

"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)

"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)

"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)

Friday, May 2, 2008