1. The speed limit is 40. I'm going 45.
2. Getting so close to my vehicle that your entire hood disappears behind my tailgate is not a great idea unless you have lightning fast reflexes and brakes in perfect condition. I tend to brake, quite hard, for squirrels...
3. Crossing the double yellow line on the two lane black-top as though you're going to pass me? Brother, I've got 345 horsepower that says you don't make it...
(Note: This is a purely hypothetical situation. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that when he did go to pass me I floored the gas, chirped the tires, and took off like a big-assed bird. Had this been an actual road moron I'd have waited until he pulled up even with me and then hit the gas, and then pace him while he's on the wrong side of the road...)
That is all.
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4 comments:
Sorry that was me. But I had to go pee REALLY bad.
You are evil, pure evil.
Heh.
It's all about the road rage posts!
Just wait, those of us that drive trucks will soon have to get licenses to drive assault vehicles. My truck is also scary assault vehicle black so I will be taxed extra.
Can I ride shotgun with you for a few days? I'll bring a camera just to get picture of the face on the victims...I mean antagonists that you encounter on a daily basis because some things need to be preserved!
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