- Getting stuck behind a dumptruck traveling 20 MPH in a 40 MPH zone sucks. Being the 10th vehicle stuck behind a dumptruck traveling 20 MPH in a 40 MPH zone sucks even harder.
- Listening to Toby Keith's "How Do You Like Me Now?", it struck me that the song has a lot less emotional impact when the list of girls to whom the song could apply couldn't easily be narrowed to a top ten, let alone just one...
- At the risk of losing all my tough guy cred, I will admit to coming to a complete stop in the middle of the road (with no one behind me, of course) so that the bumblebee stuck on my windshield could re-take flight. What can I say? Having kids is turning me soft...
- Even though I've been doing it for well over a year now, getting up at 4:30 in the morning so that I can get to the gym before Mrs. G. has to leave for work at 6:00 really, really, really sucks...
That is all.
4 comments:
I've stopped on the side of the road...put my car in PARK, then GOT OUT, just to help a turtle get out of the KZ.
I'm a Biologist, its what I do : ]
BTDT as well...
We're just a coupla softies, ain't we???
I stop the car, get out, pick up the turtle & place it comfortably on the other side of the road. Every. Time.
Always have.
NO ONE believes when my wife tells them how much of a softie I am.
>"How Do You Like Me Now?"
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Do want. SRSLY.
I remember a few chiquitas from college who deserve a serenade...
>:)
re: Turtles in the road: last time I tried to help a turtle out of harm's way, the little f*ck*r tried to bite me.
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