Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Open Invitation for New Shooters
Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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I'M JUST HELPING YOUR MOTHER GET A CRICK OUT OF HER BACK! GO BACK TO BED, JUNIOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!
Jay, Jay, Jay. . . . WAY too much info dude. . . .
You know you were typing and not just thinking it right. . . .
= )
Of course my other thought was " dude, don't you have duck tape? Much cheaper than a baby sitter . . . "
Just kidding DYS. . .
Door locks?
If unavailable, a shoe wedged under the door will at least slow them down ;-P
Just wait for coitus interruptus by your GRAND-kids . . .
- Brad
It's okay, son. Your mother's having a little trouble getting started this morning and I'm just giving her a push start.
Go back to bed.
Dude. DUDE!
Ahahahahhahaha. Nice one, Jay!
Stage four:
"You're doing it wrong."
;-)
By the time you get to stage 4, you're pretty much shootin' pool with a rope anyways...
By the time you get to stage 4, you're pretty much shootin' pool with a rope anyways...
Not in the age of viagra! *giggle*
Dude. Doorlocks.
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