AUGH!

Today is not going well.

The scanner won't scan. The kids missed the bus. Every asshat in the known universe got in front of me on the road today. Work is totally kicking my pasty white ass.

And we stand poised to elect a gun-grabbing socialist to the highest office in the land in just five days.

Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps, yannowhatamean?

That is all.