MArooned: From the Mouths of Babes...

Monday, October 6, 2008

From the Mouths of Babes...

"Daddy?"

"Yes, sweetie?"

"When was the last time you smiled?"

[heart breaks]

"It's been a while, sweetie, since Daddy felt like smiling."

I. Must. Try. Harder.

That is all.

4 comments:

Bruce said...: This will help.; October 6, 2008 at 8:25 AM
JD said...: Just think Teletubby bayonet charge. . .; October 6, 2008 at 8:47 AM
Borepatch said...: Get yourself off to the range. I know you can smile there. I've seen it. ;-); October 6, 2008 at 2:20 PM
Weer'd Beard said...: When was the last time you farted?

Works every time for me!; October 7, 2008 at 4:51 AM

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Q. At what point does one become a “gun nut”?

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