Ever notice when you blow your nose really hard, you can't hold in a fart? I mean a real, loud, nasty-smelling emanation of sulphurous proportions that normally would cause you to clench your sphincter closed so tight you could convert charcoal to diamond?
Nah, me neither.
That is all.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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I see you're Og-blogging (http://www.neanderpundit.com/) today.
;-)
I could have lived the rest of my life quite happily without reading this post.
I have a feeling I'm not going to like Tuesdays at MArooned.
I dunno about blowing your nose, but when Esther was a baby she'd frequently sneeze & fart at the same time. We called them "explosive decompressions".
I do that, too.
Except that mine aren't sulfurous.
Lilacs and jasmine mainly, with just a touch of honeysuckle.
But no sulfur.
Ted,
Oh, I've done my share of crap- and other bodily function blogging...
Do a search on "futon"...
(Although I can't hold a candle to og in the crap-blogging department...)
totwtytr,
You're welcome. :)
breda,
Oh, have no fear. I can come up with alliterative titles for M/W/Th/F too... ;)
sabra,
The Boy had a nasty habit of blowing out both ends as well, except he'd be spitting up and "firehosing" at the same time.
Yeah, I don't miss those days one bit...
AD,
We'll just ask totwtytr about that... ;)
It's Twuu, it's twuu! I just never knew that Lilacs and Jasmine like swamp gas.
Somehow, this seems on-topic.
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/21/engrish-fresh-from-the-can/
Dude. DUDE!
You've got think of your health:
http://www.livescience.com/health/081023-farts-blood-pressure.html
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