Is there like a worldwide shortage of calcium carbonate? I can't find regular-strength Rolaids anywhere...
I need some, because being in sales in these unsure times, I'm going through a good bottle a week...
That is all.
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You need to shoot more... MUCH more relaxing that Rolaids... :-)
I think everyone is stocking up on more then EBRs.
Considering all the heartburn created by the Obama campaign; how much do you think the cost of antacids is going to rise during the next 4 years?
Thanks a lot, bob. Give me something ELSE to worry about...
;)
That drugstore chewy-stuff don't work anymore, we use the acid-pills from Costco; famotidine or randitidine...
Wow, what a fantastic marketing idea! The Election Result Recovery Kit (ERRK!). It comes in a big, safety-orange box, and contains:
* Low-cost AR-15 clone
* 100 rounds of ammo
* Case of Rolaids
* Liter of Bourbon (not for putting in your gas tank)
* Piggy bank
Dude. I think you've hit on a new sales avenue. Quite your current gig, go work for a pharmo company that sells antacid. I bet their sales are brisk...
"Quite" = "Quit"
Oy.
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