STUART, Fla. - A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turning off his classmates' computers. According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.
So. Much. Snark. Possible.
There's really not enough to go on in the story given, but it certainly seems excessive to have a flatulent child arrested. I mean, I can certainly understand why they wouldn't want to paddle the lad, but still...
That is all.
2 comments:
Seems like they ought to stick a pipe up his ass and bottle some of that natural gas. Might be good for some carbon points.
Man, that stinks.
You knew someone was going to pick off the low-hanging fruit, didn't you? ;-)
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