Number Two...

Another heartwarming story out of the Hoosier state:

Police: Employee kills robber at grocery store

A robber was shot and killed by a grocery store employee Sunday after the robber pointed a gun at a customer and her baby, police said.

The shooting happened at 8:50 p.m. at Tienda Suarez, 6240 W. 34th St.

Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department Sgt. Matthew Mount said the robber, brandishing a handgun, corralled all the customers into one part of the store. When the robber pointed the gun at a woman and her child, an employee shot him. The man was taken to Wishard Memorial Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Gotta love a story with a happy ending. Doesn't that leave you all warm and fuzzy inside? Now, I've just got to ask: What, exactly, was the robber's plan, herding everyone into the back of the store and pointing his weapon at them? Was he going to ask them for more hopenchange? Or, perhaps, was he getting rid of witnesses? I'd say that employee saved a lot of lives...

Now, to my Hoosier friends... Shall we take up a collection to buy the employee a box of ammo to say thanks?

Good guys: 1. Goblins: 0.

Dead Goblin count: 2.

That is all.

Link found courtesy of Caleb from Call Me Ahab...