If you do hurl, make sure not to hit the Unicorn that pees 89 Octane into your truck's tank. I have it on good authority that annoyed Unicorns pee diesel.
Unless your truck is a diesel, of course. Then you have an interesting four years ahead of you, once the Brown Truck of Unicorn Happiness visits you.
Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Open Invitation for New Shooters
Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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Probably not, but the horse is definitely glue at this point.
Wouldn't that be "hysteric inauguration"?
I somehow seem to have missed seeing all but a few seconds of it. Just lucky I guess.
You know, when the season started I actually thought the Broncs has a chance. Still can't believe they fired Shanahan.
Historic. Inauguration.
There. It was one of the two.
just in case
barf bag one
you can get 'em in quantity too
Hey, at least you didn't actually have to PLACE* one of those damn stories....
*I work as a layout editor at a student newspaper, and have little to no say over the actual content. 'nough said.
If you do hurl, make sure not to hit the Unicorn that pees 89 Octane into your truck's tank. I have it on good authority that annoyed Unicorns pee diesel.
Unless your truck is a diesel, of course. Then you have an interesting four years ahead of you, once the Brown Truck of Unicorn Happiness visits you.
Go puke you redneck.
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