Thursday, February 5, 2009

On A Roll...

While I'm on a roll of shamelessly stealing inspiration from more talented people on my blogroll, I'd like to borrow and adapt something Brigid posted. She very thoughtfully provided some excellent ideas for men to get their sweeties for Valentine's Day. Guys, go read. She's one smart cookie, that Brigid...

In the interest of fair play, I'd like to offer a list for the ladies out there. Just in case you're stumped on what to get that special fella in your life, here's a list of simple ideas:

1. Oral sex.
2. Beer.
3. Oral sex.
4. Bacon.
5. Oral sex.
6. Ammo
7. Oral sex.
8. Steak.
9. Oral sex.

and if he's been really good, why wait until March 14th?

No need to thank me, it's all part of the service...

That is all,

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jay,

You have a factual error on this post. The holiday you cite is March 20th.

You could also easily substitute Scotch Whisky for beer.

Jay G said...

From the link itself:

"March 14th is now officially 'Steak and Blowjob Day'"

I'll get the carbons for your written apology...

;)

knitalot3 said...

ROFLMAO! Thanks for the advice.

SpeakerTweaker said...

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!



tweaker

Jay G said...

Heh. Thanks Knit and tweaker.

I was reading Brigid's excellent advice and I started thinking... You know, women have it so much easier on Valentine's Day. Y'all don't need to go out and buy a damned thing, all you have to do is narfle the garthok and your man will think he's died and gone to heaven...

Or wonder if you wrecked the car again, but that's for another time...

Lissa said...

Men are such simple creatures.

No wonder I like them so much.

:)

dr mac said...

My wife would never give me all those items on the same day because she knows she would be a widow.

Borepatch said...

I'm quite speechless.

Well done, Jay.

phlegmfatale said...

I think you've pretty much got it covered there. What's not to like? I'm game.

Sabra said...

Just for the record, that list works for some of us women, too.