Dennys has a new special, they're calling it the Octo-plate. It comes with eight eggs and not a sausage in sight. As an added bonus, everybody else in the restaurant has to pay for it.
I about lost my breakfast when the news came out that she was offering a video of herself giving birth for one million dollars. ewwwww. 8 umbilical cords? She wouldn't have looked like a woman, she would have looked like the back of an entertainment center.
Dad, gun nut, motorhead, shaved-head biker with a foul mouth and a bad attitude. Living the dream in Free America after escaping the Volksrepublik of Massachusetts...
A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
6 comments:
Hahaha ! I agree !
Dennys has a new special, they're calling it the Octo-plate. It comes with eight eggs and not a sausage in sight. As an added bonus, everybody else in the restaurant has to pay for it.
LMAO! Sigboy FTW!
I'm with you JayG. She's getting everything she wanted, despite the mock horror. New house, book deal, lot's of stuff for the kids, and so on.
I about lost my breakfast when the news came out that she was offering a video of herself giving birth for one million dollars. ewwwww. 8 umbilical cords? She wouldn't have looked like a woman, she would have looked like the back of an entertainment center.
Ick.
I was thinking squid, but entertainment center works, too...
Why am I reminded of the refrain, "It's a uterus, not a clown car!"???
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