Friday, March 27, 2009

What's In A Name?

THIS IS NOT THE FREEDOM TOWER
Freedom is out of fashion at Ground Zero.

Once hailed as a beacon of rebirth in the aftermath of Sept. 11, the Freedom Tower has been stripped of its patriotic name -- which has been swapped out for the more marketable "One World Trade Center," Port Authority officials conceded yesterday.

"Freedom Tower". "One World Trade Center".

Meh.

I prefer "Eat Shit and Die Terrorist Goat-Fucking Asshole Place" anyway.

That is all.

2 comments:

Weer'd Beard said...

I always wanted them to rebuild the towers, just 10 stories higher, and have one shaped like an erect penis, and the other the shape of a middle finger facing Mecca.


...Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

"I prefer "Eat Shit and Die Terrorist Goat-Fucking Asshole Place" anyway."

I would sell everything I own and dump every last penny into renting an office space just for the pleasure of delivering THAT address on the top of my biz letterhead to all of my customers. I'd be mailing crap to them hourly just for fun.