Yesterday, I posted a list of qualifications necessary to follow in Teddy's footsteps. I left one out. So here is the complete list: 1. Alcoholic. At least one DWI. 2. Convicted of negligent homicide or manslaughter. 3. Dedicated womanizer with delusions of grandeur. 4. Traitor, known to try to sell out your country to a sworn enemy.
Sorry, Jay, I don't think you have the resume to take his place.
Hell, since I am from Chicago I am allowed to vote for ya ... as many times as I want. You do need to practice up on your deceit, drug use, and fornication skills.
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Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
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Go for it.
List your platform using only bullet points, no more than what will fit on a powerpoint slide.
Support for the 2nd amendment.
Lower taxes
Less government
Run, Jay.
Hells yes.
(good luck, though)
Yesterday, I posted a list of qualifications necessary to follow in Teddy's footsteps. I left one out. So here is the complete list:
1. Alcoholic. At least one DWI.
2. Convicted of negligent homicide or manslaughter.
3. Dedicated womanizer with delusions of grandeur.
4. Traitor, known to try to sell out your country to a sworn enemy.
Sorry, Jay, I don't think you have the resume to take his place.
Get me 50 lawn signs, Jay, I'll put 'em up all over my neighborhood!!
Hell, since I am from Chicago I am allowed to vote for ya ... as many times as I want. You do need to practice up on your deceit, drug use, and fornication skills.
A bottle of bourbon is in the mail!
Heh.
Y'all realize I now have to look into just how complicated the process is...
;)
You've got my mom's vote (over in Sterling).
You have my vote and as much time I have to spare.
So my answer is not "Yeah" But "FUCK YEAH!"
Do it. I almost wish I could vote for you, but I'm sure you can see the downside to being in that position :)
DOOOO EEEEET
FUCKING A GO FOR IT. But really like ASM826 I don't think you've got the qualifications for Mass.
How about a platform of "Free ammo"?
I mean, the Gov is all about giving stuff away to buy votes, right? Why shouldn't they give away something actually *useful*?
Duh. This is a no-brainer.
I'd move to MA to vote for ya.
But first, you gotta load up a campaign worker and take a ride out to Chappaquiddick.
I even have a campaign slogan for you:
"Hey, I can’t be worse than the last guy!"
(chuckle)
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