Okay, I just got out of the mandatory once-yearly sexual harassment training. An hour spent trying to get oxygen to my brain while being regaled of all the many ways that evil white males can be fired for harassing their co-workers. And the whole time I'm sitting there, I can't help but think one thing:
Whose bright idea was it to hire a firm that sends a bleach-blonde with a huge rack to do sexual harassment training?
That is all.
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Jay -- don't fall for it! It is a trap!!!!
You actually needed training so you could sexually harrass your coworkers? I thought that came naturally to you. [/ducks, runs]
- Brad
I think she is referred to "bait"... Tempt you into making a suggestive remark and WHAM, you're a case study for next year's class...
SCI-FI beat me to it, dammit.
They do that so that people like you and I have something nice to look at and keep our mind off of the pointless training. Sort of like the floor models at the car shows. What did you say the topic was again?
Sexual harassment will not be reported. However, it will be graded.
w/v Ravin
A street walker's name for sure!
I'm with Reputo. You're saying the class would be MORE bearable if a large man were teaching it?
She was your final exam.
Whose bright idea was it to hire a firm that sends a bleach-blonde with a huge rack to do sexual harassment training?
Nothing says you can't enjoy the session, Jay. ;-)
Something to help you recover - http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/sexual-harassment/258532/
She's there because you will look at her and everyone will think that you're listening, too, but in reality, you can multitask quite nicely, admiring the boobage while thinking about, say, bacon.
Hey, I could think of worse things to do than sit through class staring at a huge rack.
Reminds me of college...
Y'all seem to be missing the point.
The idea was to NOT stare, given that this was a seminar on AVOIDING sexual harassment in the workplace.
Not a "How-To" seminar...
But Jay... you're SUPPOSED to be paying attention to the teacher!!
So much better if she's stacked like the twin towers.
Err... like the twin towers used to be, anyway. (Ya can take the boy out of Jersey, but...)
WV = cophical.
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