Thursday, November 5, 2009

CAUTION: Sharp Learning Curve Ahead...

Cops: Harvard students cause fracas at club
Those wacky Harvard Business School students. Dress them in drag, and you don’t know what they’ll do. But it wasn’t the lipstick and heels that got one partygoer in trouble at the HBS Australian and New Zealand Club’s annual “Priscilla Ball,” cops said.

It all went awry just before 11:30 p.m. Friday, police said, when two students tried to get back into Tequila Rain on Lansdowne Street, after they’d reportedly been bounced for a “high level of intoxication and disruptive behavior.”

The story just keeps getting better.
Then, police said, Sidani called the cops racists, saying, “I’m a Lebanese citizen. I’m going to call the Lebanese Embassy,” while Huot stuck his arms out, saying, “Arrest me. I want you to arrest me.”

Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it. Especially when you're stupid:
A crowd started to gather, and when one of the officers tried to escort him up Lansdowne Street, Huot allegedly grabbed him by the throat. The officers wrestled him to the ground and handcuffed him, police said, while Sidani tried to photograph them with a camera phone, saying, “This is going to get us a lot of money.”

BZZT! Thank you for playing! Your chance for "a lot of money" evaporated when you grabbed the officer. The fact that you were arrested with nary a mark on you is going to dispel any attempt at a police brutality claim, kids. Instead, you're going to have a felony charge to answer to, and if you push your luck, a felony conviction to follow you around the rest of your lives.

Great job, geniuses.

That is all.

1 comment:

Paul, Dammit! said...

I love it when rich kids get it in the seat.