I had all this really cool stuff kicking around. I had to put it all together.
But I had to do it in a fun way. I had to do it in a configuration unlike anything I'd seen before. Oh sure, anyone can hang a bunch of stuff off an AR-15. Yawn. Remington 870? AK clone? It's been done.
I'm a big guy, with big ideas. I like looking at the big picture. I like thinking of things that no one has ever thought of before.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the following. It may very well be the perfect storm. I hereby present to you the:
Tactical Snubbie
Yes. Your eyes are not deceiving you. That really is a Smith & Wesson J-frame revolver (a.k.a. a snubbie) with a laser sight, a flashlight, and a bayonet. Heretofore unseen, I have created the tactical snubbie. This is the Rooney of snubbies. Snub-a-rooney.
All I need now is a thigh drop-rig and an assault wheelbarrow.
Specs are as follows. All items are courtesy of LaserLyte.
- J-Frame Revolver Rail
- Subcompact V2 rail-mounted laser sight
- L-Rail Picatinny adaptor
- WL-1 Subcompact rail-mounted flashlight
- PB-3 Pistol Bayonet
It takes an uncommon mind...
That is all.
Obligatory FTC disclaimer: LaserLyte provided the five items listed above for review as well as numerous other items in their shipment to the writer of this review.
32 comments:
Lol! Okay ... that was a special moment.
How does it handle? Balance good?
OMFG. That is a RIOT!
Jay, you are my hero. ;)
Gives new meaning to "backup piece."
That is NOT a tactical snubbie. That is a Tacticool Snubbie!
It takes a truly demented mind, and you have it.
It takes a sick mind, that's what it takes, Jay. *shakes his head* I love it. Uber-silly!
THAT pic is getting printed and going up on the wall at work, right below the pic of me with the redneck Drilling.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/canthsrider/NES%20Pumpkin%20Shoot%202009/Photo_110709_001.jpg
That is so wrong.
Don't forget the Evil Gun Show in Manchester (just up the street from Jillian's) Saturday and Sunday. I am looking to buy a couple of Loopholes. Or maybe one Leupold.
That is just ... fascinating. I keep looking at the picture waiting for it to make sense but it just won't.
Is that a .22 on top of everything else?
And it makes me feel dirty to say this... But minus the bayonet, I kinda like the snubbie with the light and laser. It has a neat low-and-high tech thing going on that appeals to the crazy SF nerd in me.
Or maybe I'm just handling too much manga at work. ;)
Of *course* it's a .22LR.
That's the TRAINING tactical snubbie.
[rolls eyes]
Thanks everyone. I had a lot of fun with this one.
I probably will take the Model 34 to the range with the laser sight on it just for shits & giggles. The laser sight, though, is *definitely* going on the SW99 for use as the house gun - which will be shared with the P226...
Hey - the knife is way too far off the bore line of the pistol for accurate tactical stabbery.....
But I guess you could optimize the laser sights for both stabbery and shootery, at least at close contact range.
TW: Prundest. As in, "That weapon is the one in my collection of which I am the most prundest."
If you register it as an SBR, you could put a collapsible stock and foregrip on it. I'm just sayin'.
When you stab something with a lot of force, where does it break at?
"If you register it as an SBR, you could put a collapsible stock and foregrip on it. I'm just sayin'."
I was about to say that the collapsible stock was a no-go in MA, but then I realized, hey, wait, it's not a semi-automatic!
Anyway, I'd just go with registering it as an AOW and put a stubby foregrip on it.
If you register it as an SBR, you could put a collapsible stock and foregrip on it. I'm just sayin'.
Tam beat me to it.
That DEFINITELY needs a shoulder thing which goes up.
It's not scary because it's not magazine-fed.
YOU're scary though. :-)
Hmm... it's missing a scope and a grenade launcher*, back to the rooney drawing board Jay. ;)
*underslung shotgun is an acceptable substitute.
You've done it. Now I can't stop giggling
Mission.
Accomplished.
Oh my, you have outdone yourself.
Oh, wow. I'm speechless. And, that's not an easy feat to accomplish.
Hey, you want me to build you a holster for that monstrosity? LOL!
Tam has left me speechless. In a very good way; my wife no doubt is wondering why the hell I spent the last 5 minutes chortling like mad.
How do you park it?
Needs one thing, tho....
An EOTECH Holographic Sight!
ROFLMAO!!
Damn, wish Texas had you here... you are a true-blue-blooded Yankee red-neck!
You, sir, are a genius.
Now you should be beaten to death for transversing the bounds between that which a man should and should not know.
May your soul rest in peace that it was only a .22.
I feel compelled to point out that nothing permanent was done to the model 34...
I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid...
Uh... Jay?
I DARE you to put a full size picture of that... thing... on a T-shirt. Then sell them at your next blogmeet.
In fact, I double-damn dare you.
You'll sell out fast, I think.
Cheers.
P.S.
Uh, Jay? WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM, ANYWAY?
Jay, does the "G." stand for "GENIUS". I have taken the liberty of linking to your blog this morning. Keep up the good work.
"Assault wheelbarrow"?? To carry the durn thing, I guess.
You know with the way they mount the rear sights on those smiths, I bet with a little creativity and ingenuity you could mount a scope on there with the factory screw holes. It needs a scope. It really really needs a scope.
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