Our Founding Fathers never envisioned a future where horrifying killing machines could be put on display and touted as family fun. Every thing about these Assault Whales is evil - rows upon rows of high-capacity razor-sharp teeth capable of biting clear through a bulletproof vest; their powerful assault flippers capable of crushing cinder blocks; their blinding speed and unnatural hearing making them supreme killing machines.
Obviously we need to act now, for the children.
That is all.
8 comments:
If a grizzly had killed someone, they'd put it down. Same with a dog. I want to know is where can I order the Orca steaks.
Yes I am advocating summary capital punishment for non-humans. What of it?
I think it's time for a, "Your Orca has killed more people than my gun." T-shirt.
I say we sent in the Japanese and ESKIMO Team Six.
They know how to handle this problem.
Who is importing these dangerous Assault Whales?
OrCAI...
(I amuse even myself sometimes...)
Free Willy! Sounds like he didn't "attack" her -- he was probably playing. But, we have this multi ton animal, that is not exactly a domesticated animal, and we think it will be okay if we teach it a few tricks? I am surprised it doesn't happen more often.
According to the article, this is the third person to be killed by this whale. So the zoo system is no different than the courts in MA?
Obviously you must have watched "Orca" recently
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