Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Headline of the Day...

No back wax for Rubio
(CNN) - Florida Senate hopeful Marco Rubio never charged a back wax to his Republican Party of Florida credit card, his campaign spokesman told CNN Tuesday, rebutting Gov. Charlie Crist's curious allegation about his Republican primary rival's grooming habits.
I'm glad y'all have some serious politics going on down there in FLA, guys. What the hell are they putting in the water, anyways? First prominent FLA bloggers eschew pants, then women crash because they're shaving their pubes while driving, and now politicians are getting lambasted for "back waxing"?

On second though, let's not go there - 'tis a silly place.

That is all.

5 comments:

AngryPatriot said...

Well...she obviously wanted to be as smooth as a baby's arse for her boyfriend. Stubble can be such a mood-killer, ya know?

Anonymous said...

Hell, I'm just trying to get enough money together to move to FL. Wife is from there, & TN winters are too hard on the Stainless Steel Leg.

Anonymous said...

Well we don't call it Florida-duh for nothing.

But it is a nice state to own weapons.

See Ya.

B Smith said...

All I have to say is, No More FL Girlfriends (this has been a policy for several years now)

Anonymous said...

Sir, you have been here and you have drank the water. I saw you do it. Abandon all hope.