Northampton, Mass. (AP) - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
He should have known better than to cross the street in MA...
That is all.
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Walking on water is nothing compared to crossing the street in Massachusetts.
Someone else's comment on this story:
"Who cares? Even if she killed him he'd be up and around in three days."
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