Got into a spirited discussion with TheBoy last night after supper about baseball, superheroes, and other things. Most of TheBoy's friends play AAA baseball in the town league, and half of his Bear den was late to the Cub Scout graduation yesterday afternoon because they had a baseball game. TheBoy opted out of baseball this year, claiming it was "too competitive" for his liking, and with his already packed schedule, we weren't terribly concerned about him dropping one sport.
And then dad went ahead and geeked out:
"TheBoy, you know who'd be really good at baseball?"And things just snowballed from there. Before you could say "geek family", we were filling in the roster of the all-superhero baseball team:
"Who, dad?"
"The Flash. Wouldn't he be great at stealing bases?"
Pitcher: Hulk. Anyone who can throw a tank several hundred feet ought to have a killer fastball.
Catcher: Wolverine. Not only can he stop a slide cold, but with the claws he won't miss any wild throws.
Outfield: Mr. Fantastic, Superman, and Spiderman. One can stretch for long balls, one can fly for pop flies, and the third can snag even the foulest of foul balls.
First base: Storm. Because, hey, if you're ahead in the fifth inning, she can make sure the game gets called on account of rain...
Second base: The Flash. Really good reflexes and fast hands mean lots of double plays.
Third base: The Invisible Girl. Her force field can keep anyone off the plate.
Shortstop: The Thing. Not much gets by ol' Ben Grimm.
Now... What's the roster look like for the all-villain team?
That is all.
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Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid . . . I suppose Barney Frank as Catcher . . .
Oh, is that not what you meant?
I suppose Barney Frank as Catcher ...
Aaaarrrrggghhhgggg!!!!!!!!
My EYES!!!!!!!!
Send.Brain.Bleach. NOW
- Brad
@ Lissa:
That is just wrong on so many levels...but I like it (grin).
May I have an order of brain bleach, too please?
Trying to go back to comics since I don't have any brain bleach handy--thanks Lissa for THAT mental picture!! :-(
Shortstop: Juggernaut
Catcher: Sabertooth (NOT Barney, please!)
Pitcher: Green Goblin
Outfield (the WHOLE outfield): Magneto as long as the balls have some kind of metal in them
Any other suggestions to round out the field?
I think Lissa should be the coach of the Villain team for that evil comment... :)
a) One more order of brain bleach to go, please.
b)
Pitcher: Professor Zoom. If you think the Hulk can throw a mean fastball, think about the fact that Prof. Zoom (just like the Flash) has to worry about running too fast and breaking the light-speed barrier.
Catcher: Inertia. He's the only one fast enough to catch those fastballs from Prof. Zoom.
Shortstop: Amazo. A shortstop has to be versatile to cover second and third base, and he can copy the powers of the entire Justice League at the same time.
Centerfield: Sinestro. He can manifest a giant baseball glove anywhere he wants. He could probably cover the entire outfield by himself.
It's prolly the wrong sport for Barney - he's more of the wide receiver type...
Good Guy Team Manager: Batman
Bad Guy Team Manager: Lex Luthor
Umpire: Daredevil (Settling the ancient question.)
Baseball Commissioner: Judge Dredd
*taking pride in Teh Evil*
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