Not What It Seems...

I saw this headline:

Burglary turns deadly in NW Travis Co.

and expected the worst. The story doesn't sound good:

TRAVIS COUNTY (KXAN) - The Travis County Sheriff’s Office says a burglary turned deadly on Friday after a homeowner fought an intruder in northwest Travis County.

Sheriff’s Deputies received a report shortly after 5 p.m. in reference to a burglary in progress in the 13700 block of Cedar Ridge.

until you get to this part:

The caller told officials that a man, later identified as Ryan Glen Bradford, 34, had broken into her home and was fighting her husband. According to Roger Wade with the Sheriff's office, at one during the assault the suspected burglar was shot.

Oh, well that's different then. Initiating "happy dance" sequence in 3... 2... 1...

Dead Goblin Count: 53

That is all.

Thanks to JRebel for sending me this story!