Massachusetts Policeman Resigns After Leaving Beat to See Midget Porn Star
A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to see a dwarf porn star called "Bridget the Midget" and lied about the visit during an investigation into the incident, local media reported Tuesday.Okay, got it? Officer Friendly deserts his post to go ogle a midget porn star. Pretty stupid, right? Oh, that's not the half of it:
Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, deserted his late-night patrol to visit a gentleman's club where adult film star Bridget "The Midget" Powers -- billed as "the world's smallest porn star" -- was performing last month.
Bennett was in uniform at the time of his visit to Club Alex's in Stoughton and was reported to authorities by at least five other officers, said Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany.HUH?
1. He went IN UNIFORM???
2. There were at least five other officers at the strip club for Bridget the midget?
This story is so full of fail it's in danger of becoming a black hole of fail and collapsing in on itself...
That is all.
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Good morning Jay :)
This story is so full of fail it's in danger of becoming a black hole of fail and collapsing in on itself...
First of all... you can't say "black hole" anymore, its a racist term and Hallmark had to remove graduation cards that were deemed offensive by the NAACP...
Also... I "heard" that Bridget the Midget was at Kittens in Salisbury last year ;)... my "friend" went.
FIELD TRIP!
"But honey, it's for the blog!"
His supervisor must have been very short with him after this.
With all those Po-Po's at the strip club, it seems that the Mass .taxpayer has once again been shortchanged.
That fact is dwarfed by the Mass deficit.
Ok, I have to point out the one non-fail. Assuming that the other officers were off-duty, and I think that is a safe assumption given that they had to out themselves as being there, then they did not extend this idiot with a badge any "professional courtesy".
"Would you like a lap dance, officer?"
"Yes please, but just a little one, I'm on duty."
No Jay, there was ONE police officer at the strip club. The others followed the chief's orders that no one was to go there (on duty) unless dispatched to a call, that the calls were to be entered into the police blotter, that no one was to linger unnecessarily. Just the ONE officer, who apparently thought it was funny to share the story with others. Five of the others, tired of their PD being the punch line of jokes in the greater Brockton area, brought the matter to the attention of their various supervisors.
This same officer also made unauthorized modifications to his sidearm and then lied when asked about it. Just as he did about the stripper photo.
He was asked to resign because of the lying, not the original offenses. As the chief said, an officer who lies is useless because he can't testify in court effectively.
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