Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Smile, and the World Smiles With You...

Friend, commenter, and now guest blogger SCI-FI was kind enough to pick out some pictures of your humble host that correspond to the handy Basic Instruction chart on how to fake a smile that I posted yesterday.

He found a picture for number 1:

Number 2 was a little too blurry, but he found a perfect #3:

SCI-FI claims this is a good #4, but I think it fits number 3 as well:


See? I just don't do smiles well. I think between the idiots I encounter on the road, plus the HATERAGE from being a quasi-conservative trapped in MA, I have a reason not to smile. We won't even get into the "toughest gun laws in the nation" crap.


And commenter Ratus sends this:

Heh...

So, yeah, the best you'll get out of me for a smile is something approaching demonic or maniacal rage - you expected otherwise?

That is all.

5 comments:

wolfwalker said...

That last one really doesn't work. For that thought, you need to be holding something with an edge. Say, a machete or a bayonet.

breda said...

Odd, because I have a few good photos of you smiling.

Anonymous said...

My brain just connected the second picture, and your expression therein, with VC 31.

"Bing Crosby Bing Crosby Bing Crosby Bing"

Mike W. said...

You look like a skinny version of Dr. Evil in the 1st pic.

bluesun said...

I think this one has a pistol with a bayonet on it:

http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2009/11/22/how-to-prepare-for-the-apocalypse.html