Candwich Sandwich in a Can Does Exist -- And It is Glorious
For weeks now, NewsFeed has puzzled over rumors of the 'Candwich', a possibly-apocryphal sandwich that (as its name suggests) comes in a can, and (as its name does not suggest) is at the center of a real-estate scam. The product so far has only existed in publicity stills, but today, a picture of the beast has emerged:
Heh. Something tells me TheBoy would be on this like Øbama on a teleprompter. Since he's a growing boy, the fact that this has 19 gabillion calories and enough preservatives to keep it good through the next Ice Age means nothing. I'm wagering it tastes pretty much like, well, one would expect a sandwich in a can to taste like, which is to say somewhere between "potted meat product" and toe cheese...
But hey, you can now literally drink your lunch (and not get fired for it!)...
That is all.
6 comments:
"In a can" does not mean "liquid", you know.
It looks like just a shelf-stable sandwich in a can. Pull-top, slide it out.
A mere appetizer, the main course is here: http://www.cheeseburgerinacan.com/
And to drink, you have this: http://www.trekneat.com/en/trekn-eat-products/products/katadynshopconnect/trekn-eat-wein/tne-getr228nkepulver-typ-rotwein-2-dl/
All three seem to be examples of "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."
C rations!
Better than MRE?
Perfect for TEOTWAWKI. Or maybe the cause!
Eck!
I bet it would still be better than Dinki-Di dogfood at the Mad Max Convention in the desert....
I'll try some when they get a BLT in the Can, and not one second sooner!
Um... NO... Too much like C/K rats...
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