Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Get Ready for Grunge!

Because the DGC enters the 90s! Reader Jonathan sends the following link (which he got from Unc):

Suspect killed in S. Knoxville home invasion robbery, shooting

KNOXVILLE — One suspect is dead and another is being sought by police after a reported home invasion robbery and shooting tonight in South Knoxville that also left a resident of the house wounded, authorities said.

According to Knoxville Police Department spokesman Darrell DeBusk, the officers responded to the incident at 210 Colonial Drive at 8:47 p.m. When officers arrived they found one suspect dead inside the residence and a male resident of the home wounded, DeBusk said. The unidentified resident was transported to the University of Tennessee Medical Center with what police termed non-life-threatening injuries.

Again we have multiple invaders. If your home defense plan doesn't account for more than one goblin, you are not fully prepared. There were signs of a struggle inside the residence and what appears to be a wife/SO and a small child present as well - it certainly sounds as though the homeowner was caught by surprise but acted accordingly. Terminating one goblin and sending another running for his life while receiving injuries is pretty darn impressive, and since this happened in TN (a.k.a. Free America), it's likely the homeowner will be cleared of any charges.

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Dead Goblin Count: 90

That is all.

UPDATE: It gets interesting. Unc links that the Mrs. was the one what did the shootin'. Emptied a .357 Magnum into the bastard from what the story says. Good shootin' ma'am.

1 comment:

Robert said...

Unc has since updated the link to show that it was the wife that ventilated the goblin in defense of her husband. There's somewhat of a debate going on in the comment section of the Knoxville paper as to whether or not the homeowners were dealing illict materials.