Splinters
A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter, and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare, they turned me down."
[insert rimshot here]
That is all.
5 comments:
ARRGHHHH.... that's an OLD one... From the 70s no less... :-)
Shouldn't she be fined for damaging a Wetland?
Giggled like a schoolgirl, man. Giggled like a schoolgirl.
Absolutely hilarious - thanks for the laugh :)
With enough friction from the treebark rubbing against her hoohah, she might be able to messages from G_d through her burning bush.
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