How It's Done...

Agg79 sends in the latest addition:

Homeowner Shoots, Kills Burglary Suspect

MISSOURI CITY, Texas -- A homeowner shot a burglar to death inside his Missouri City house Monday, officials said. Missouri City police said the shooting happened in the 900 block of Bolton Drive shortly after 1 p.m.

The homeowner said he was home when two men came to his front door and knocked. Since he did not recognize them, he didn't answer, he said. A short time later, one of the men knocked on the back door before kicking it in, investigators said.

So he did what all good sheep should do and hid under his bed wetting his pants while he waited 20 minutes for 911 to show up. No, wait, that's what the gun grabbers want us to do. Our hero grabbed a rifle and shot the sumbitch dead when said goblin pointed a gun at him. That's how it should be, although "shotgun" or ".45 Automatic" would be acceptable substitutes as long as they get the job done.

Dead Goblin Count: 138

That is all.