Thursday, March 24, 2011

Karma So Thick You Could Cut It With A Knife...

Skidmark sends in this hysterical story of a lowlife thief getting what's coming to him...

Dancing Thief Turns in Stolen Computer, Begs to be Un-Youtubed
The thief who stole a Macbook Air from hyper-entrepreneur, threewords.me creator and weekend New Yorker Mark Bao has turned the machine in to the police and sent Mr. Bao a note asking for forgiveness.

The impetus is likely this video of the thief attempting to pop-and-lock to “Rubber Band Man” Tyga’s “Make It Rain” recorded on the stolen Macbook Air, retrieved by remote access and posted to YouTube, Vimeo and Reddit. “Can you please put down the videos you put of me,” the thief wrote in a note posted by The Next Web’s Courtney Boyd Myers.
I have just about zero tolerance for thieves. I have less than zero tolerance for stupid thieves. What's almost as funny as this dirtbag getting pwned by remote control is that fact that he obviously knows nothing about the internet. Sure, the rightful owner of the laptop could take the video down, but that ain't gonna stop it from showing up. Don't want your sad-assed video showing up on YouTube? Don't steal the laptop of someone who knows his way around a keyboard, chump.

The internet is forever - live it, learn it, love it.

That is all.

4 comments:

ASM826 said...

Can't stop the signal.

Lissa said...

And they all lived happily ever after. :)

SpeakerTweaker said...

Tell me you watched the video! It's a riot. I shared it on FB. I'mma personally do what I can to make sure that as many people see this video as humanly possible.

Sweet, sweet Karma.



tweaker

Is Mark Bao a fraud? said...

We're starting to wonder if Mark Bao isn't a fraud. It's been discovered that this whole thing was a lie and he just wanted to get popular on the internet. It makes you wonder about his claims of being a successful entrepreneur. Is he a conman? It remains to be seen.