Dead Goblins Are Gross...

Fly to Your Dreams sent me the latest addition to the DGC, which from the meager reporting certainly sounds like it qualifies:

Tacoma man fatally shoots suspected burglar

A suspected burglar was fatally shot at 1:30 p.m. Monday at a residence in the 3800 block of East J Street in Tacoma, according to Mark Fulghum, spokesman for the Tacoma Police Department.

A man who lived at the residence told police he heard people at the door, then locked himself in an upstairs bedroom, Fulghum said.

And yet the goblins kept coming. When they got to the bedroom door, he shot the lead goblin "multiple times" resulting in said goblin's demise. Now, there's no mention of whether he announced his presence or not, but it really doesn't matter - if the pore yutes thought they were breaking into an unoccupied dwelling, well, they took their chances. And in this case, they lost.

Oh, and the title of this post comes from this:

Dead Goblin Count: 144

That is all.