Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Hits Keep Comin'!

McThag sends in the latest DGC addition with this charming tale:

Deputies: One fatally shot, two wounded in Pinellas break-in

Three people broke into a house and two were shot – one fatally – by a resident inside after a scuffle late Tuesday, Pinellas County deputies said.

A resident in house at 2311 Lorena Lane, near Clearwater, was also wounded, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said.

In a twist on the normal gun-grabbers fantasies, the homeowner pulled his gun and - as the goblin tried to take it away from him - shot the invader to death. The bad guy tried to take the gun away, but failed - and paid with his life. This is exactly how a home invasion should go - bad guys bust down the door with guns in hand and wind up leaving either running for their lives or on a slab.

Dead Goblin Count: 148

That is all.

1 comment:

Brad_in_IL said...

Jay,

Check your gmail lately?