Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Shocked, SHOCKED I Tell You...

Arnold Schwarzenegger Fathered a Child With Household Staffer

It turns out that another woman -- and, indeed, a child out of wedlock -- are behind Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's separation after 25 years of marriage.

Schwarzenegger, 63, and Shriver, 55, secretly split earlier this year after his shocking admission: That the former California governor had fathered a child over ten years ago with a longtime member of the couple's household staff; Shriver moved out of the family's Brentwood, L.A. home, and the couple announced their separation last week.


You mean to tell me that the guy who bulked up on 'roids to win bodybuilding contests, smoked marijuana after competitions, and groped actresses on the sets of Hollywood movies behaves badly? Really? I guess what's so shocking about this is that there aren't more of these revelations out there. From Arnold's reputation, there's probably a small army of mini-Arnies toddling around out there...

Congratulations Arnold! You now join such luminaries as Je$$e Jack$on and John Edwards in the "love child" competition.

That is all.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he's in practice to become the new head of the IMF.

Veeshir said...

Shryver should be ashamed of herself if she left him over this, he was just trying to become a real Kennedy.

Of course, maybe she's mad he didn't rape anybody and apparently hasn't murdered anyone at all.

But heck, that should be good enough for someone who married into the Kennedy family.
Eh, you just can't please some people.

Bubblehead Les. said...

Gotta funny feeling Maria knew about this years ago, but kept her mouth shut, 'cause the First Rule of the Kennedys is that Political Power Comes FIRST, LAST AND ALWAYS.

Dave H said...

It's not just the Kennedys. You've probably noticed the Clinton name just won't go away either.

I feel bad for what Maria and the family is going through, but I can't see getting all worked up over it. The only difference between them and the family down the street from my house is a few million dollars.

Gunmart said...

Maybe Arnold is a republican after all!

sarah said...

So, he fathered this kid a decade ago and it has just now gone public? Can't believe this wasn't dug up by his opponents during his election for governor!

wolfwalker said...

Funny, I thought 'roids were supposed to make a guy sterile...

Weer'd Beard said...

Every man marries a woman hoping she'll stay the same. Every woman marries a man hoping he'll change.

Yeah a 'roided out cocksmith attention whore, and he's not a loyal husband.

Next thing you'll tell me that a rabid badger won't make a good lap dog!