Thursday, June 30, 2011

Afternoon Chuckle

After some serious stuff earlier, I figured we needed some larfs. Ripped from the pages of Facebook (thanks mopar) is this knee-slapper:


A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly retired Navy Master Chief, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

[insert "Price is Right" losing sound here: Wah-WAHHHHHH]

That is all.

10 comments:

Weer'd Beard said...

I'm gonna re-tell that one with an additional knob-job!

Adds to the stakes, don't'cha think?

Jay G said...

I thought I was risking it with NFO as it was...

The Packetman said...

Jay,

This former Marine will GLADLY stand in NFO's way while you strategically retreat!

Stan said...

http://www.sadtuba.com/

For sound effect!

Anonymous said...

Awwww, I want to hug that crossdresser. He must be so cute if he looks that good in female clothing. xP

Borepatch said...

*rimshot*

Old NFO said...

Oops... :-)

MJM said...

Last line:
Well, in that case miss, I'll help you back up onto the rail.

Sabra said...

Pfft. Not the first man that Chief had kissed.

Geodkyt said...

Not if he's crossed the equator, anyway. Right, NFO? {grin}