She explains how high heels have contributed to the decline of Western Civilization. Really!
Now, far be it from me to point out that certain people (who are shorter than a Mosin Nagant) might opt for heels for their own purposes... I've never understood the appeal of heels; of course, being 6' tall and male probably contributes to that. It's funny the artificial contructs we place on arbitrary definitions of beauty and what's acceptable - Lissa frets about being too short, Nancy jokes about being "seven feet tall".
Just go read a post from someone who doesn't need heels to be funny as all get-out.
That is all.
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Why thank you,Tall and Kind Sir!!
my husband gets a kick out of what 3+ inch heels does to our respective eye levels, otherwise he really doesn't care (actually thats not true, he does care, cause I gripe about how much my feet hurt afterwards.....)
She must have something against womens asses looking totally hawt.
Now I'm gonna feel like a misogynistic creep, but man, I love what heels do for my wife...both her legs, and the fact that since she is naturally a bit below 5-feet tall, I don't need to bend over quite as much to snog her.
Of course, I do appreciate the pain that she goes through wearing her heels, and give her foot rubs as appropriate, so I can't be too bad of a guy.
I dunno, my wife goes everywhere in 4"+ heels. the 4" ones are for off-roading. 5-6" for normal use. Foreigners. I'm not complaining a bit.
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