I was going to suggest outside any young girl's bedroom wherever there was a "peacekeeping" going on, but I had decided against it until I saw my word verification was "unater." Just one more letter, and it would have been perfect.
Buy lots of condoms. All UN "Peace Keeping" forces do is rape anything that moves, I imagine the exchange rate would be in your favor of rubbers to head armor.
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Open Invitation for New Shooters
Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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Wolfman beat me to it. Krylon is your friend.
Why do I get the feeling that missing Blogshoot this year is about to make me sadder than previously planned?
Given the proximity to a certain event, I like where this is heading.
If it's for what I suspect, cheap is better then strong... http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/used-russian-military-helmet-olive-drab.aspx?a=792446
plus the blue krylon, of course.
Gonna decorate the backstop, huh?
Shiny!
Mopar,
That is *PERFECT*, thanks.
Now, anyone know the exact Krylon color for UN blue???
You can get 'em on ebay for sure. Might be cheaper to stop at the local milsurp store and buy whatever they have and paint it blue.
I see 'em from time to time over here, but the guy wearing it might notice if I tried to steal it.
I can get you one but it will have a hole in it. :)
http://www.thebestmoment.com/servlet/the-10525/United-Nations-Military-Helmet/Detail
Make sure at the blogshoot that you put it on some sort of stuffed toy. Like Bart Simpson, or something.
Bart is far too nonconformist for the UN. Now, say, a Care Bear or the suchlike...
Why???
f its for the blogger shoot, I say buy kids costume helmets for a buck each and spend the difference on tannerite to fill it.
Although it would be a great gunny version of the dunce cap for the worst shoot to wear...
I was gonna suggest cracker Jack boxes, their "surprises" have become that crappy.
{Note: my word verification was "holaubl." Was that a subtle message from Satan?}
Does a 0.308 go right through them?
I was going to suggest outside any young girl's bedroom wherever there was a "peacekeeping" going on, but I had decided against it until I saw my word verification was "unater." Just one more letter, and it would have been perfect.
http://www.thebestmoment.com/servlet/the-10525/United-Nations-Military-Helmet/Detail
I'll look around to see if any come prepunctured with decorative .223 holes.
I got a feeling this is going to be good! Remember to take plenty of photos!
Ordered. Now to find spray paint...
Buy lots of condoms. All UN "Peace Keeping" forces do is rape anything that moves, I imagine the exchange rate would be in your favor of rubbers to head armor.
I'm thinking we need a few plushy type things to "display" this hat on...........
Sportsman's guide has blue UN helmet covers
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/2-new-un-helmet-covers-blue.aspx?a=288306
I wanna see a helmet-wearing Barney-the-hated-dino get perforated.
Pantone 279 C.
Any paint store should be able to get it.
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