Jay, accessories make the Scotsman. What you're wearing is a kilted skirt. To make it a manly Kilt add the aforementioned wide belt, sporran (the hairy thing that hangs down front), hose (No, not nylons. Manly itchy wool hose in which you stick a small knife), and a dirk to stab anyone who laughs at you. How can you pass up any wardrobe where a BROADSWORD is expected?
@ Brigid: +1! A calender, yes! On the downside, all this eye candy is distracting me a bit from the cause; did y'all see AD and HM at the convention? Oh my! somebody lend me a lacy folding fan, please.
I'd buy it and I would CERTAINLY hang it on my wall!
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I don't think the world is ready for that.
Note to self: Gouge eyes out.
Note to self 2: Further notes to be in Braille.
Looks Good Jay.. The highland games are up north at Loon this weekend, you should go up there!! :)
That is so awesome! I am humbled by the kilted Italian
Lock up the womenfolk and lock up the liquor!
Now all you need is the 4" wide belt, blue socks and a big girls blouse. Maybe some buckles on your boots too.
I already gave money for Stingrays effort, but I'm not broke quite yet; go for it Jay!
You're cute.
Sorry.
"...Frenchman's legs..." as opposed to "...Behold the rustic, haggis fed, the whole earth trembles 'neath his tread."
LOL- No comment... :-)
Hide your sheep...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
Mad Saint Jack,
See and Raise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug
Jay, accessories make the Scotsman.
What you're wearing is a kilted skirt. To make it a manly Kilt add the aforementioned wide belt, sporran (the hairy thing that hangs down front), hose (No, not nylons. Manly itchy wool hose in which you stick a small knife), and a dirk to stab anyone who laughs at you.
How can you pass up any wardrobe where a BROADSWORD is expected?
Oh ya, there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWa_lHc4grY&feature=youtu.be
Oh God, Good Lord, Holy Mother Mary & Joseph...
There's a new definition of 'wrong'. Horrible, evil, non-Scots italiana-imitation-kilt wrong.
Saint Andrew, we beseech thee, please burn mine eyes from me sockets for this I cannot unsee!!
Nice going on the fundraising, though. Go Jay!
So. Is the sgian-dubh legal in MA?
Put 12 good looking male bloggers in kilts. . hell, I'd buy the calander.
Nice look.
No sporran?
@ Brigid: +1! A calender, yes! On the downside, all this eye candy is distracting me a bit from the cause; did y'all see AD and HM at the convention? Oh my! somebody lend me a lacy folding fan, please.
I'd buy it and I would CERTAINLY hang it on my wall!
Brigid says "Put 12 good looking male bloggers in kilts. . hell, I'd buy the calendar."
Hell, Jay, including your picture above you would have only... twelve to go...
Now that JayG is kilted, how much do we have to donate to keep the knowledge of wither he's "regimentally" kilted from our mind's eye.
"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"
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