Reader Jeff sends in this unbelievable video:
Can you believe this stupid bint? The driver of the truck is "ignorant", yet she's the one that dropped $30K on her status symbol Prius? How much damage do you think the five Big Macs that sow eats at one sitting does to the environment? Oh, and nice mouth you got there, lady. Right in front of the guy's wife and kids, and you're swearing up a storm. Glad to see that the environmentally conscious stay so classy...
The guy handled it a lot better than I would have - about 10 seconds in I'd have started the truck up and revved it to redline a dozen times just to piss her off more. Then I'd have put it in 4WD and driven around with the A/C on - just to burn more gas. Hell, the way she was running her mouth, I'd have set fire to some plastic and then sprayed some 1980s hair spray just to widen the hole in the ozone to match her gaping maw.
I think I might look into a Hemi Challenger to complement the Earthf**ker just to piss bints like her off...
That is all.
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I disagree. He did not handle it well. Your proposed response was the correct one.
I probably would have told her to mind her own business, rolled up the window, and cranked up the music.
Of course, I would not have been terribly polite in how I told her to mind her own business. And, sometimes, I like to drop my pants and shake my butt in the direction of the nearest window as I listen to a particularly good tune.
(today's word verification: sickose)
Dear Tree-Hugger: Easy Solution. Drive Away. Preferably to a Country that respects your Fascist Wet Dreams of "Saving Mother Gaia." Just hold your breath as you try to make it to Denmark or Belgium, though, the Atlantic is kinda wide.
I posted this one too, Imagine if she walked up to Wirecutters truck!
hahahhaha
She is bitching about exhaust of the truck. She is ignorant about her own, and doubly ignorant about the amount of toxic waste generate by the manufacture of the specialized batteries that the Priuspism uses. Nickel-Metal-Hydride production is highly toxic. Just ask Sudbury, Ontario where the nickel is mined...
WV: "dersupe" dersupe, it is strong in this one...
Note to self: keep pepper spray in the Earthfucker.
-SayUncle
Oh, boy -- she asked him why he needs that truck. Well, you pompous sow, need has nothing to do with it.
I think the owner of the truck could have handled it better. However, if some stranger hell-bent on picking a fight came up and started screaming at me while my kids were asleep in the back of my Earthf***er, I admit that I probably would have had a difficult time not duct-taping her mouth shut.
Oh, yes... need to pick up pepper spray.
Here's the kicker- this is a diesel truck!
I agree with Armed Texan, he didn't handle it well at all.
I think his wife came close, but he reprimanded her and she backed down.
Why did he feel the need to justify his actions or choice of vehicle to the cow? He sounded very defensive.
His response legitimized her complaints.
Who cares what his work is, why he was sitting there why he was running the vehicle, etc. It's none of her darn business and that should have been his response from the beginning.
And the audacity of her accosting them and then threatening to charge the wife with assault when she responded by trying to protect her children?
OMG. I'm not sure how I would have handled that, but I can assure you it would not have been pretty.
I love how she's asking for them to be "polite" by swearing a blue streak in front of young kids, and yelling at somebody talking on a phone.
Sayuncle's response is probably best: pull out the OC can, give it a shake, and say "Fuck Off", and let her choose her own adventure.
I can hear Unc telling her to drink a big cup of "sit the fuck down" like he did Mr. Grumpy at the Tilted Kilt, too...
I can hear Unc telling her to drink a big cup of "sit the fuck down" like he did Mr. Grumpy at the Tilted Kilt, too...
Now that right there put a smile on my face and a laugh in my belly. FUCK that was a good night!
Awww shit! I wish I had seen that, I think I was in the restroom when that asshole got his stupid on.
I agree with Sailor Curt. I would have told her that it was none of her business, and when she kept it up, I'd add that her assumption that I gave a damn about her opinion was way off base.
Then I'd tell the kids to learn from that impolite lady's example, that being a potty mouth is bad.
The only way to deal with this sort of smug, self-assured idiot is withering contempt. You don't engage them.
I'm sorry, the correct answer to this problem is:
1) in a loud voice yell: Drop the weapon! Drop the weapon!
2) Deploy TAZER
3) Repeat as needed.
Gerry
This woman's dream world must be full of unicorns who puke candy RIGHT in her mouth.
What a fracking tool.
Hmm, his truck needs more turbo.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQpWMhw9CKw
I ever get that from someone when I'm in the deuce, I'm going to reach in, pull the hand throttle out about 5 clicks to a high idle and then yell.."Sorry, WHAAT? I can't hear you...what is that????" Then go back about my business of PM'ing the truck or what ever I was doing before.
I have to admit, I would have been non confrontational until she came back to bitch again. At that point I would have positioned the tailpipe of my 97 power stroke directly into her driver side window and held the RPM right around 3000. I have to admit I get a little smoke out of the exhaust over 2900...
1. Back the Earthfucker up to where it's exhaust is pointing at the cow's window.
2. Have wife hold RPMS at 3,000.
3. Spray pepper spray into truck's exhaust, so cow gets full benefit of pepper laden hydrocarbons at elevated, aromatic enchancing temps.
4. Laugh.
5. Laugh some more.
6. Repeat #3.
7. Collapse in hysterical laughter.
Yep, that oughta do it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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I'd have told her "Lady, you wouldn't know polite if it walked up and hit you in the face."
I think the correct response to such a "person" would be to send the video footage to every TV station in the area. Then post the video on you-tube and email the link to every friend you have and post it on every forum you post on. With any luck you can turn her into a you-tube star! :-)
Oh, and on the off chance you live in a locale that has city/county ordinances covering public profanity I'd take the police a copy too. Karma will have its way with her eventually but a little help never hurts.
I'm ashamed to say I don't think I could've handled it as nicely. I probably would've considered calling the police due to a distraught woman that appears to be a danger to herself or others.
Of course, if she's confronting me like that, she's definitely a danger to herself. I have enough prominent scars on my face that I don't get mistaken for cute and cuddly often.
WV: fattest.... Oh, so many places you can go with that...
oh, and another thing.
when she came back and hovered around/touched the wife/screamed at the wife and daughter? were i in the wife's shoes, being touched would have caused me to react VERY poorly. woman would have been on the ground.
Would she react the same way, one wonders, if it was a big-shot lefty environmentalist who left his SUV running?
(In an ideal world, he'd get moregrief for being the world's biggest hypocrite. Then again, in an ideal world, this woman would recognize people using a legal product in a legal manner and mind her own business.)
I'd have just rolled coal around the parking lot :)
Heh. Mrs. Anarchangel calls their vehicle "the Dodge Earth sodomizer."
IF that happened to me, I would have smiled and pointed out that her Prius would fit nicely in the roof-drain cistern for my domestic conservation system and inquire as to how many carbon offsets she was buying to make up for all the hot air she was adding to the atmosphere. Then I'd explain to my kids where organic fertilizer came from and point out a rare opportunity to see it coming from the intake pipe rather than the more customary outflow chute. IF that didn't work, I'd go with Newbius's idea.
LittleRed1
Okay, now I've seen the video. God, what an ugly, foul-mouthed busybody.
I frequently tell my kids: you're asking me to do something I don't have to do. In other words, you're asking me to do you a favor. Do you think yelling at me will make me want to do you a favor?
(Although frankly, had she asked nicely: "Excuse me, I have allergies and your exhaust is really bothering me, could you please shut your vehicle off?" -- a perfectly acceptable response would still have been: "Lady, why don't you park over there instead?" And that's giving more credit than is deserved... she's clearly no lady.)
Step one. Rev Engine to drown out the Swamp-Donkey's braying.
Step two. Point and laugh, make a remarks about her rotund figure and it's inevitable impact on hungry kids in Africa.
Step three. Continue advanced aggravation methods until violence ensues.
Step four. File assault charges. Press to full-extent.
Rinse, Repeat.
I suppose it's just my lack of strong 'people skills', but by the 30 second mark, the wife pulled her J-frame, stated I'm in fear for my life because of your menacing actions', and popped the heifer.
At least, that's what I saw officer. Disparity of force, threats of bodily harm to her and the children, until the wife, unable to retreat, defended herself.
wv: cantati. That fat woman done sung.
Since a short, sharply-worded encounter of the wrong sort similar to this several years ago in FL with a loud, overdressed dork in a Honda (I was idling my pickup to keep the A/C cooling the interior; it was July in S. FL, and about 102 F. with roughly 88% humidity), I now carry one of those portable marine air-horns (runs off a can of compressed gas). I figure if I get into such a face-off again, a couple of 150 db blasts in the face at about 6-inch-range should back 'em off pretty smartly -
If not, I've got a nice canister of pepper spray in the console as a follow-up...
The first time that the ugly tub of lard started making noise around my family, the War Machine's throttle would have found the floor. And with 34 gallons of fuel, I could be far more stubborn than her.
When the bitch came back, and started harassing the wife, well, it becomes time to get medieval. If I'm thinking enough, I may have bear spray in the truck, but it ain't the first thought that comes to mind. There's a maglight in the door of my truck, and always a gun in the cab. I guarandamntee that Willy would leave the scene before me, but whether its horizontally or vertically is all up to her.
Oh, and I fear for her if she'd gotten in my wife's face like that. Bex isn't known for backing down.
OMFG.
I'd like to strangle this woman.
This guy makes me very proud to be a an earthfcuker! he has quite good timing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sHQzFYT0v2U
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